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FAROOQ posted:Oh right because no-one else might encounter this room. Silly me, it's not a loving stupid post after all Hey man I'm just explaining the joke.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:15
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Awwwwww, he's posting in GBS.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:19
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This is funnier than it has any right to be
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Feb 15, 2017 01:20
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Ride The Gravitron posted:A blind umpire would be bad at his job. So to get this joke, you have to assume that the sign on the umpires' room is only for umpires to read? What about anyone else who is in that corridor trying to find out which room is which? Farooq is a bad poster and is posting like an idiot right now, but he's right about this stupid picture.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:20
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DontMockMySmock posted:So to get this joke, you have to assume that the sign on the umpires' room is only for umpires to read? No, you just have to not be autistic.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:26
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Guys, I don't think Poland really put a screen door on a submarine.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:34
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It is very important to me that everyone know that I didn't like the joke.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:41
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A little bit old but still good. Army general loses rank after using government travel card at stripclub( among other things). This is the kind of thing that's so dumb that you'd expect this guy to be a buck private, not a loving high profile general. They should have knocked his rear end down to Colonel, in my opinion.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:46
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Enos Cabell posted:No, you just have to not be autistic. I think your asking for too much here.
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Feb 15, 2017 01:57
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Outrail posted:Aside from letting everyone know who the guy who holds the football is, how is it such a terrible thing to get a selfie with it? it's not just a box with a big red button on it. You still need the president to actually go through the verification process. At best stealing the football would mean America can't retaliate as quickly if there was a nuclear exchange. And if you're close enough to steal it, you';re close enough to kill the president which would probably have bigger impact with less risk to the offending country that organised it. Theoretically.
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Feb 15, 2017 02:24
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Rough Lobster posted:A little bit old but still good. Lookit that army general thinking going to strip clubs and acting inappropriately with women. Who's he think he is, some sort of navy officer?
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Feb 15, 2017 02:34
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Railing Kill posted:The difference between Bill Hicks and Pewdiepie is, as you say, both a comic and an audience that understands it as ironic and having a purpose outside of what it said. Pewdiepie essentially pulled the "it's a prank!" card, and had no actually subversive weight behind anything he did, up to and including the anti-Semitic "joke." Pewdiepie is marketed by Disney for literal children and manchildren. Bill Hicks probably was only marketed towards adults by a company that wasn't goddamn Disney.
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Feb 15, 2017 02:42
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Novum posted:We sincerely apologize to remind you of your legacy as history's most comically evil goblins Especially since we currently occupy that spot.
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Feb 15, 2017 02:54
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GWBBQ posted:It strikes me as kind of unprofessional that the guy whose job it is to safeguard the ability to end the world is goofing off and taking pictures with random guests at a club instead of taking his job more seriously. I'm sorry, but the white house is not a "club". 
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Feb 15, 2017 03:06
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FAROOQ posted:I'm sorry, but the white house is not a "club". Jedi Master Obama-wan Kenobi prepares to ward off the oppression of the Sith GOP Empire and restore peace, freedom and healthcare to the people.
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Feb 15, 2017 03:10
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one drone strike on civilians at a time
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Feb 15, 2017 03:16
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Calaveron posted:Pewdiepie is marketed by Disney for literal children and manchildren. Bill Hicks probably was only marketed towards adults by a company that wasn't goddamn Disney. I agree. I'm not defending what Pewdiepie did. I was responding to someone comparing him to Bill Hicks, which is apples and oranges.
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Feb 15, 2017 03:35
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LMFAAAOOOOOooo i just saw a sign in ~BRAILLE~ in a world where MOST FOLK ARE SIGHTED!!!!! #Hilarious #notwhatiexpected #SCHADENFREUDE #AutistsWontGetTHis    This one's cool because it gives you a little presentation beforehand of what he thought was going to happen:  
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Feb 15, 2017 03:42
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What is it with people wearing Lycra and riding that particular type of bike that makes people incapable of anything but going in a straight line fast? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlZ0fbCIck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cjIDOCWL7E Tarantula has a new favorite as of 03:48 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Feb 15, 2017 05:19
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loving millenials ruining baskets balls. I'm calling my congressmens about this .jpg
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Feb 15, 2017 05:50
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Schadenfreude on me, I wanted to see if there was a legitimate use for a whip that big but all I found was the Giant Whip Scorpion and now it's on me I can feel it on me it's in my hair ohgoditsinmyhair
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Feb 15, 2017 06:10
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mobby_6kl posted:What do you guys think about this Nazi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fksEpiUFk This is my all time favorite standup meltdown. I have some horrible 10th generation copy of this whole show somewhere and it was a really rough night for him. This is maybe 20 minutes in to his set and everything before this is almost as cringeworthy. At one point he just starts taking suggestions from the audience of routines to do because he's already given up. Grem posted:Besides the stuff people already mentioned, membership at Mar-A-Lago costs $200,000. Now everyone knows that if you pay to be a membership there, you get to see the White House in action! Being able to pay for access to the President and see the executive branch play out it's role on the table in front of you is basically the thing that Trump accused Clinton of. The Trump thread in CSPAM has averaged 65 pages a day since the election, even browsing every 10th page at work it reads like some kind of prepared satire. Like, there can't be something new and ridiculous happening literally every single day, right? And constantly escalating? We started at 11, how can we keep upping the stakes from there? It just doesn't make sense. This is the greatest long-con satire ever performed, plain and simple. e: The door sliding shut and trapping his face escalates this to greatness. Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 06:41 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Feb 15, 2017 06:37
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quote:That's a pretty sweet murder-gif.
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Feb 15, 2017 07:19
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Takes No Damage posted:The Trump thread in CSPAM has averaged 65 pages a day since the election, even browsing every 10th page at work it reads like some kind of prepared satire. The CSPAM thread is great for all the goons outing themselves as loving nazis and getting roundly mocked.
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Feb 15, 2017 07:39
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The comments on a video defending PewDiePie were all saying that he should sue for defamation and it was so stupid I could feel myself becoming dumber by reading them. I guess the schadenfreude is me. Then again, they are all probably thirteen and therefore idiots.
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Feb 15, 2017 07:42
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I am (seriously not a joke) on anxiety medication thanks to Donald Trump. The schadenfreude is on me, boys and girls.
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Feb 15, 2017 07:46
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Clitch posted:I am (seriously not a joke) on anxiety medication thanks to Donald Trump. You've still got the Foundation, though, right?
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Feb 15, 2017 08:24
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:You've still got the Foundation, though, right? Where's Hari Seldon when we need him?
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Feb 15, 2017 09:21
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burexas.irom posted:Yet another case of schadenfreude that could have been avoided with a flared base. This needed SOMEONE to emptyquote it.
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Feb 15, 2017 09:44
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Clitch posted:I am (seriously not a joke) on anxiety medication thanks to Donald Trump.  Me too.
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Feb 15, 2017 09:53
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Takes No Damage posted:This is my all time favorite standup meltdown. Bill. Burr. Philadelphia.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWuXfIZiSqY
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Feb 15, 2017 09:58
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A little more gross (if the dude isn't lying about his drug problem to cover up being an asshat, that is) but evidently another popular YouTuber, Shay Carl, has been online flirting with some random camgirl for a while now, alternating between descriptions of what he'd want to do to her and treating her like poo poo.
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Feb 15, 2017 10:07
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"Why's Gramma dying?" "Cos she just got DUNKED ON!"
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Feb 15, 2017 10:11
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Feb 15, 2017 10:13
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I don't see what's so weird or funny about a clip of Carmello Anthony trying to play defense.
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https://i.imgur.com/WATbJpP.gifv https://i.imgur.com/zKMMVI3.gifv https://i.imgur.com/Er76yRS.gifv https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ I also found this page in the C-SPAM thread if you're having trouble keeping up with all the Trump craziness.
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