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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think those two bars on its face are supposed to be giant goofy lips but i like this version better

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Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Synthbuttrange posted:



Yup its a goofy rear end Kree Sentry. :goleft:

That last panel has to be the most racist thing ive ever seen just loving lol

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Synthbuttrange posted:



Yup its a goofy rear end Kree Sentry. :goleft:

Actually, it's a monument to Moe of the Three Stooges

In the next few panels it will konk Ronan on the head and poke Spidey in the stomach

Also it could be an ancient Mayan statue of Mr. Bill



also lol at the colorist giving him overalls/suspenders

Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Feb 15, 2017

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

Binary Badger posted:

Actually, it's a monument to Moe of the Three Stooges

In the next few panels it will konk Ronan on the head and poke Spidey in the stomach

Also it could be an ancient Mayan statue of Mr. Bill



also lol at the colorist giving him overalls/suspenders

Oh, so the resolution of the plot is a competition between the Sentry and Spiderman's ability to say a certain catchphrase.

Just when all seems lost, a certain kid from an airplane arrives with his parents on a tourist trip. "Hey mom, Spiderman still isn't an Avenger!"

The Sentry has no chance.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Binary Badger posted:

Actually, it's a monument to Moe of the Three Stooges

also lol at the colorist giving him overalls/suspenders

Moeveralls

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Synthbuttrange posted:



Yup its a goofy rear end Kree Sentry. :goleft:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIxHb7cA6tg

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Yup its a goofy rear end Kree Sentry. :goleft:
I don't know why, but all I can see is Ronald McDonald. I keep expecting the robot to ask if I want fries with that.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


flosofl posted:

E: OK, I do. Why does the Sentry have a bowl cut and why is it wearing overalls?

Jack Kirby presents Rossum's Universal Robots.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

flosofl posted:

OK, I do. Why does the Sentry have a bowl cut and why is it wearing overalls?

Why wouldn't it have either of those things?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm still holding out for it to be colored as the bob reynolds sentry in at least one strip

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



it's the sentry wearing a kree sentry costume. he got lost on his way to a costume party

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Myrddin_Emrys posted:

That last panel has to be the most racist thing ive ever seen just loving lol

Dude's about to bust into Old Man River in the original Kree.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Spider-Man is going to punch that retard sentry to death while crying.

Edit:
Rocket will punch the retard sentry to death while crying. Spider-Man watches from the sidelines thinking: "In some nutty way, I win."

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Feb 15, 2017

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

The MSJ posted:

Spider-Man is going to punch that retard sentry to death while crying.

Let's be realistic. That Sentry probably has much higher cognitive function than Peter does.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Despite being buried for thousands of years, the sentry has a more modern vocabulary and pop culture references than Peter.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Sentry isnt happy about being woken from his nap.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
:doom: "I order you to destroy!"
:goleft: "Ok." *Squashes Ronan*

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"The Kree built 'em in all sizes. He'll be a different size tomorrow."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
All sizes. One is twenty foot. The rest are 3 foot. The ol Parker luck.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Synthbuttrange posted:



Sentry isnt happy about being woken from his nap.

SET EYE-HOLES TO

ANGER MODE

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Now that we see more of the sentry, it starts to resemble a gigantic child in shorts and overalls.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Properly colored it's vaguely Roman soldier-ish with a football helmet mouthguard.

In this though yeah. Overalls.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Push El Burrito posted:

All sizes. One is twenty foot. The rest are 3 foot. The ol Parker luck.
I'm hoping the solution to the giant sentry is a second tiny sentry that was also sleeping in the volcano that Ronan didn't notice he woke up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The Sentry is making the same face that MJ did when Peter told her the eggs were cold :)

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Jerusalem posted:

The Sentry is making the same face that MJ did when Peter told her the eggs were cold :)

I was programmed to cook the eggs at 6:00 and that is when I cooked the eggs. My programming does not account for tardiness.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

Now that we see more of the sentry, it starts to resemble a gigantic child in shorts and overalls.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:boom:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



RIP Sarge's Diner.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
I hope MJ can get to Las Angeles in time to do her promotion work for Marvella 2.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Buckets posted:

I hope MJ can get to Las Angeles in time to do her promotion work for Marvella 2.

Don't worry, they'll get a lift from Rocket in his size-changing trash can spaceship.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:



RIP Sarge's Diner.

Wow. Really committing to that lovely coloring on the Sentry.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

flosofl posted:

Wow. Really committing to that lovelywonderful coloring on the Sentry.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



the grey parts make it look like the kree forgot to finish painting the sentry when they made it

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



I, Ronan, hate to see the Sentry go, yet love to watch it leave!

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Synthbuttrange posted:



RIP Sarge's Diner.
"We're ready for it!"

[Stroll towards the bad guy and engage him in casual poo poo-talking while he carries out his evil plan]

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


This is all just a misunderstanding between cultures--in the Kree language, "d'estroy" is an untranslatable phrase meaning something like "to seek out and recover all donuts in an immediate area"

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Mover posted:

This is all just a misunderstanding between cultures--in the Kree language, "d'estroy" is an untranslatable phrase meaning something like "to seek out and recover all donuts in an immediate area"

I've d'estroyed a lot of places in my time

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Manatee Cannon posted:

I've d'estroyed a lot of places in my time

You d'estroy a place and then you destroy that place's bathroom.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



WickedHate posted:

You d'estroy a place and then you destroy that place's bathroom.

what a viscous cycle

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Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Mikl posted:

:doom: "I order you to destroy!"
:goleft: "Ok." *Squashes Ronan*

NSM Theatre #3

Snackmar fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Feb 25, 2017

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