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The Management posted:(1+5)/2 = 3.0 exactly Haha, poo poo it's been a long day. In that case I'm gonna go with "the average of one to five is 2 when you add a bunch of human resources voodoo and arbitrarily assign lower scores to employees than they would otherwise get because it is profitable"
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the math is pretty obvious on the HR one guys 5/5 = 10/10, each point on the 5 scale is worth 2 on the 10 scale. 1/5 = 2/10 2/5 = 4/10 3/5 = 6/10 4/5 = 8/10 5/5 = 10/10 average is a 5/10, so between 2/5 and 3/5 round down because capitalism problem solved
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 07:41 |
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quote:I find Kellyanne Conway extremely attractive in a "trashy milf porn star" kind of way. quote:I hated going to work every day. I had a long commute, my office didn't let us leave on our lunch break, and I felt like I was wasting my life in a cubicle.
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H.H posted:I was already a little overweight (around 280 lbs) I'm afraid 280 pounds is only "a little overweight" if you're 6'10" or taller. That and the "delicious" Dr. Pepper/butter/bacon grease concoction tipped your confession into the creative writing category for me. It was pretty funny though.
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quote:Yes, I have to take some meds, but who doesn't? I don't
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Bobmuffins posted:the math is pretty obvious on the HR one guys You've just mapped a scale of 1-5 to a scale of 2-10.
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loquacius posted:I get like that some mornings except instead of just women I hate everything Goon number 1 is a Snickers Ad guy.
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The Management posted:You've just mapped a scale of 1-5 to a scale of 2-10. You do approve though, being The Management and all, right?
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The Management posted:You've just mapped a scale of 1-5 to a scale of 2-10. i figured we were operating under the assumption that anyone who would get a 0/10 or 1/10 would be fired tbh
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Bobmuffins posted:i figured we were operating under the assumption that anyone who would get a 0/10 or 1/10 would be fired tbh 0 isn't on the scale of 1-10. My confession is that I am a huge sperg about mapping ranges because I work in a field where you need to do it often and everyone fucks it up constantly.
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oh my god that ric flair one im loving dying over here
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My confession is that I cannot believe I loving read 1-10/1-5 chat. Y'all need Jesus. Or a life. I mean at least Jesus had a life, albeit an abbreviated one.
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I agree. Let's get on with the confessions: quote:Following up from some time back - codeword is Hotdog Water. quote:I'm a nearly 30 year old hugless, kissless, friendless virgin. Every day I wish I could have a virtual girlfriend. Some ideal, perfect woman I deserve. Someone who, when I'm not around her, doesn't exist. No chance of cheating, no boring interests outside of me,no chance of me raising someone else's kid.
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areyoucontagious posted:My confession is that I cannot believe I loving read 1-10/1-5 chat. Y'all need Jesus. Or a life. I mean at least Jesus had a life, albeit an abbreviated one. Jesus' life was from 1-34 AD since there was no year 0. This is one of the all-time great examples of loving up a scale, making it so that this year is only 2016 years away from his birth.
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Alien goon congrats on ordering a piece of hematite (or similar shiny metal) from ebay. If it was truly an implant why the hell would be selling it on ebay, apparently cheap enough for a burger king employee to buy, instead of submitting it for real study instead of some crazy person who is probably going to shove it up his rear end or something to try and activate it?
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Boo, boo those bad confessions! Robot goon, with that 30k I'm sure you could find a good gold digger to touch your smelly penis for a while. Just troll divorcee bars and flash some cash around What are you trying to say, management? That all the times I've used "the year of our Lord" I've just sounded like an ignorant rear end in a top hat? sephiRoth IRA fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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hire a hooker
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Not sure what part of the above virtual girlfriend thing was most hilarious so I'm going to go with this one for how densely packed the stupidity isquote:I don't trust the banks after the Obama administration so that's just sitting in my house while other idiots at work have a 401k that's losing money every day Also probably fake
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areyoucontagious posted:What are you trying to say, management? That all the times I've used "the year of our Lord" I've just sounded like an ignorant rear end in a top hat? Like all people who use that phrase, yes.
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Beige posted:Like all people who use that phrase, yes.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 13:57 |
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Well, poo poo.
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H.H posted:I have nobody to spend money on except myself and have a good job, so I've got about 30 thousand dollars just burning a hole in my pocket. drat son let's trade places
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30yo incel goon. I'd say probably lower your standards and change your views, I didn't even read the whole thing but someone who is totally attached to you and doesn't have hobbies outside of you is bad, time apart and doing your own thing is kind of important and 100% healthy. What you said isn't, it's called codependency and is around 0% healthy. Change your lifestyle if you want to, go out and find some hobby groups and participate, make friends.. then go hang out places. 4 rejections in 4 years isn't much, hell in my younger days I once got 4 rejections in like a week. You can change your fate, or you know just masturbate play Dota and go to sleep, whatever makes you happy. tater_salad fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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or get a therapist to bang E: actual seriousanswer: You might want to consider therapy actually, I have the feeling if somebody was to go dig a little into your head he'd find some very unhealthy attitudes regarding women and how a relationship with one is supposed to look like. Maybe some unhealthy attitudes concerning yourself and how you view yourself, too. Dating for you might be futile before these things aren't sorted out, if you want to. 30 isn't an age to give up. Whatever you do though, cut back on the vidya. I do enjoy the occasional video game myself but generally, they are a waste of time IMHO. You will one day regret the countless hours you invested there with no real reward in the end. Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Police Automaton posted:or get a therapist to bang You can't spell therapist without the rapist quote:E: actual seriousanswer: You might want to consider therapy actually, I have the feeling if somebody was to go dig a little into your head he'd find some very unhealthy attitudes regarding women and how a relationship with one is supposed to look like. Maybe some unhealthy attitudes concerning yourself and how you view yourself, too. No digging required. I've copied the blatantly obvious incel idiot thinking for you: quote:Every day I wish I could have a virtual girlfriend. Some ideal, perfect woman I deserve. Someone who, when I'm not around her, doesn't exist. No chance of cheating, no boring interests outside of me,no chance of me raising someone else's kid.
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quote:I'm a human resources rep for a Fortune 500 company and the things I have seen would turn your stomach and make you instantly disavow corporate America. Just so you know, guy, approximately 95% of the earth's population want you to take an AR15 to work and put yourself in the news tomorrow. loving LOL at 'instantly disavow corporate America', are you posting from 1956?
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The Management posted:You can't spell therapist without the rapist Maybe what he needs is an analrapist. The Management posted:No digging required. I've copied the blatantly obvious incel idiot thinking for you: I wanted to put it lightly so that he gets there by himself sort of, but yes, if you read this incel goon that actually is very warped thinking which is not normal and will send every woman who isn't broken in very specific ways running for the hills. There still can be hope for you though if you are willing to work on your attitude!
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Hey fat goon I work from home because I'm good at my (lame) job and am in really good shape. Good thing you're getting all your fun stuff in now since you won't have as long to enjoy it all lol.
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LethalGeek posted:Hey fat goon I work from home because I'm good at my (lame) job and am in really good shape. Good thing you're getting all your fun stuff in now since you won't have as long to enjoy it all lol. Post a pic I doubt you're fit
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quote:It's currently 10:06 am EST on a Monday, and I'm in my cubicle at work. I just poo poo my pants (thanks a lot Buffalo Wild Wings). Sorry, I think we missed the boat on this one, the turnaround time was just too much My recommendation for the record: it's winter, so you probably have a jacket or sweatshirt on hand. Wrap it around your waist. Order lunch off GrubHub or something. Uber home. quote:There's a derail in the relationship thread right now about dating an extreme couponer. I did that and it was a nightmare. Coupons are actually a scam
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Aren't coupons for saving money? What's the point in buying excess poo poo that you don't need? Just use the coupons on what you do need. Doesn't sound that hard, and you save a few bucks.
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There isn't a point. It's mental illness.
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RCarr posted:Aren't coupons for saving money? What's the point in buying excess poo poo that you don't need? Just use the coupons on what you do need. Doesn't sound that hard, and you save a few bucks. Coupons are there to entice you to try stupid poo poo you normally wouldn't, and if you like them enough, then you'll buy it at full price. Sometimes they work out pretty well, but for the most part, they're just trying to trick you.
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I'm pretty sure if I shat myself I could do without lunch for a day. Just eat a bigger dinner after going home not making eye contact with anybody and hope nobody points it out. I'm sure people who regularly take american public transport have seen worse.
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Why not just Uber home immediately and call your boss on the way home saying you're violently ill?
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areyoucontagious posted:Why not just Uber home immediately and call your boss on the way home saying you're violently ill? Correct answer here. Don't give unnecessary details, just "my stomach is killing me and I'm going home for the day."
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I've used diarrhea as an excuse when I didn't even have diarrhea. No one can say no to that.
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And if the counter argument is that Uber is too expensive, well, maybe if you know there's a possibility you're going to poo poo your pants, have a rainy day poo poo-my-pants fund
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Yeah I think "I poo poo my pants badly enough for it to show through my khakis" counts as an emergency worth coughing up Uber money for
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Better yet, call a cab, they smell like poo poo already anyway
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