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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

A misanthrope posted:

being able to read a teleprompter would help trump a lot

They would have to spell all the words phonetically

(Into lapel mic) "I don't know this word!"

"Just sound it out, hon"

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

actually he probably doesn't to be real

... right.

lol!

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Hahaha if you Google 'trump' it usually gives the latest lols and then 2 slots down shows his 3 most recent tweets

Today it shows his 2 most recent tweets, plus:

"If you read my last number of tweets, only one opinion can be formed - that our President, and therefore "leader," is grossly incompetent!"

which is one of his tweets from 2014. Trump must be clairvoyant, it's more true now than when he posted it!

God bless whichever Google employee slipped that little lol into our day

if you could link that tweet here i'd love to retweet it

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
re: trump and teleprompters, it was funny to hear what was obviously a speech prepared by his handlers, versus when he talks off the cuff, like to the "reporters". His prepared speech is so stiff and awkward and poorly delivered, but at least it is almost coherant.

then he begins answering softball bullshit from reporters he likes, and lol

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

tao of lmao posted:

if you could link that tweet here i'd love to retweet it

I tried but clicking on it just sent me to his twitter account main page. Maybe mobile is loving with it...

Neat, here you go, godspeed https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/495384828427374592?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Lol'd again already so under the threads strict rules I must quote and post again, lol

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

the president hasnt even gotten a dog yet = monster

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

FuhrerHat posted:

the president hasnt even gotten a dog yet = monster

Haven't you been paying attention? Our president, Mr putin, has had a dog for a long time, named trump

E: Or bannon and trump. Or trump and Hillary. Or Koch Brothers and pence. Idk, poo poo, man, the joke could go pretty much anywhere

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
He can't get a dog because he has an impulsive habit of strangling animals.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol stephen miller went so ott that he caused this. the stop watching his videos around 2 minutes in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHusZDjesr4

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I tried but clicking on it just sent me to his twitter account main page. Maybe mobile is loving with it...

Neat, here you go, godspeed https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/495384828427374592?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

It took only 3 years and a regime change, but the statement is finally true! Thank you, comrade.

lol

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Hahaha if you Google 'trump' it usually gives the latest lols and then 2 slots down shows his 3 most recent tweets

Today it shows his 2 most recent tweets, plus:

"If you read my last number of tweets, only one opinion can be formed - that our President, and therefore "leader," is grossly incompetent!"

which is one of his tweets from 2014. Trump must be clairvoyant, it's more true now than when he posted it!

God bless whichever Google employee slipped that little lol into our day



lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

If it's actually a rotating list of tweets calling the potus incompetent that's even better than just pinning the one tweet

Lol'd again while walking back into my office after my lunch break just now, thinking on all the various things worth loling about re: trump

Lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/mikememoli/status/831941912932319233?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

2014 vintage lols to be had

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/831924048716300288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/azalben/status/831858664461987840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

loving incredible. there are non-answers, and then there is that

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/register/melbourne-fl-2017/

lol he's holding a rally this Saturday. In Florida, of course.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Yer Burnt posted:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/register/melbourne-fl-2017/

lol he's holding a rally this Saturday. In Florida, of course.

part of me would be morbidly curious to go to this, because what on earth

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
his brain is sludge and he's forgotten he actually won the election lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I went out to feed the ducks over my lunch break and couldn't stop lolling about trump, what a wonderful world

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

yes?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

Yes

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

Yes.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

yep

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at the timing of those

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
get ready for some megaLOLs



http://thehill.com/homenews/house/319410-gop-chairman-oversight-wont-investigate-flynn

GOP chairman: Oversight won't investigate Flynn

quote:

House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) said Tuesday that his panel won't investigate the circumstances that led to Michael Flynn stepping down Monday as President Trump's national security adviser.
...
Chaffetz said that sensitive intelligence methods fall to the House Intelligence Committee, rather than his House Oversight Committee.
...
But House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) indicated Tuesday that he doesn't plan to launch a separate investigation of Flynn. Nunes cited executive privilege, according to CNN.

https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2017/02/14/republicans-block-democrats-effort-to-get-trumps-tax-returns?event=event51
Republicans block Democrats’ effort to get Trump’s tax returns

quote:

Committee Chairman Kevin Brady, R-Texas, said the panel should only use its power to ensure that tax laws are being administered properly — not to investigate the president.

“As chairman of this committee I will not allow Washington to return to the bad old days when government officials used their powers to intimidate, harass and destroy their political enemies,” Brady said. “If Congress uses its power to rummage around the president’s tax returns for political purposes, what’s prevents it from doing the same to average Americans?”

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

b-minus1 posted:

quote:

“As chairman of this committee I will not allow Washington to return to the bad old days when government officials used their powers to intimidate, harass and destroy their political enemies,” Brady said. “If Congress uses its power to rummage around the president’s tax returns for political purposes, what’s prevents it from doing the same to average Americans?”

lmao

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

Yes

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/831948536564613120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault/status/831941156736884737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

It's absolutely amazing how spineless republicans have been. It's not surprising at all, but wow they're trying their best to be complete toadies for ol' Cheeto Benito

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

tao of lmao posted:

It's absolutely amazing how spineless republicans have been. It's not surprising at all, but wow they're trying their best to be complete toadies for ol' Cheeto Benito

I dunno what was going through my head I guess but I legit thought there would at least be a faction of GOP reps led by McCain being hardline about the Russia fellating but... not really lol.

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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
A lil lol slipped out just now as I was chilling with some chums 😁

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Apr 11, 2006

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unpacked robinhood posted:

Did he straight up call Netanyahu "Bibi" lmaooo

Trumps favorite album is "Achtung Bibi"

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