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The real sad part of that image is the bag of Fritos Twists. I haven't had a single flavor of those that I haven't found disgusting. E: Page Snipe. Uh, have a Frito casserole. 
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Pastry of the Year posted:loneliness.png At least you went to the store and got a slurpee. I usually just get takeout and refuse to make eyecontact or say any words to the delivery person.
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Feb 16, 2017 15:27
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I can usually manage a 'thank you'.
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Feb 16, 2017 15:30
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Banquet of Tears (U) [!].nes     LifeSunDeath posted:At least you went to the store and got a slurpee. I usually just get takeout and refuse to make eyecontact or say any words to the delivery person. That's not mine (thank heavens).
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Feb 16, 2017 15:41
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It came from the Bad With Money thread:Switchback posted:The presentation slides are so good. This story is wonderful.
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Feb 16, 2017 17:00
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That whole thing is Anti Typesetting Porn
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Feb 16, 2017 17:07
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MiddleOne posted:Isn't natto on toast like an actual Japanese staple? Natto is not even that popular in Japan, and the Japanese people that hate it hate it for the same reasons foreigners do.
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Feb 16, 2017 17:57
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Schubalts posted:Natto is not even that popular in Japan, and the Japanese people that hate it hate it for the same reasons foreigners do. One of my best friends is Korean and I'm white as hell. I'm the one who likes kimchi, while he grew up hating it.
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Feb 16, 2017 17:58
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CannonFodder posted:It came from the Bad With Money thread: Not the food people need but the one they deserve
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Feb 16, 2017 19:10
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I love that someone made a PowerPoint deck to prove that Olive Garden loving sucks.
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Feb 16, 2017 19:17
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_Gold_Loafquote:Fool's Gold Loaf is a sandwich made by the Colorado Mine Company, a restaurant in Denver, Colorado. The sandwich consists of a single warmed, hollowed-out loaf of bread filled with the contents of one jar of creamy peanut butter and one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. The sandwich's connection to Elvis Presley is the source of its legend and prolonged interest. According to The Life and Cuisine of Elvis Presley, it was the focus of a midnight sandwich run by Elvis Presley and his friends. Taking his private jet from Graceland, Presley and his friends purchased 30 of the sandwiches and spent two hours eating them and drinking Perrier and champagne before flying home. 
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Feb 16, 2017 19:41
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You can't just not post a picture.  
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Feb 16, 2017 20:37
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Pastry of the Year posted:loneliness.png Why even bother with the glass on the left. Whatever you're drinking just drink it straight from the bottle, ain't nobody else drinking from it, at least spare yourself having to wash that glass
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Feb 16, 2017 20:48
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plus if it's booze just pour that poo poo in the slushy if it's water you're gonna need more than a tiny shooter
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Feb 16, 2017 20:49
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chitoryu12 posted:You can't just not post a picture. Honestly I probably would, and indeed want to try one at least once
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Feb 16, 2017 21:35
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drrockso20 posted:Honestly I probably would, and indeed want to try one at least once lol if you haven't; Elvis loved food for a reason (besides an appetite fueled by handfuls of prescription drugs)  
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Feb 16, 2017 21:44
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Though I don't think you'd get the same experience as if you were hanging with Elvis and his friends, taking your jet to buy sandwiches. Even Fat Elvis knew how to party.
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Feb 16, 2017 21:45
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Pastry of the Year posted:lol if you haven't; Elvis loved food for a reason (besides an appetite fueled by handfuls of prescription drugs) My mom used to make me those sometimes when I had had a particularly bad day at school.
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Feb 16, 2017 21:54
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AlbieQuirky posted:I love that someone made a PowerPoint deck to prove that Olive Garden loving sucks. It was made by the hedge fund that tried to overthrow their board, and it has like 1000 slides.
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Feb 16, 2017 22:21
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chitoryu12 posted:You can't just not post a picture. How many calories in that? 3,000?
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Feb 16, 2017 22:34
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AlbieQuirky posted:How many calories in that? 3,000? If it truly has a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly, it's probably at least double that
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Feb 16, 2017 22:36
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Jmcrofts posted:If it truly has a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly, it's probably at least double that You are right. 12 oz jar of Jif has 1900 calories. 1 pound of bacon has 2100 calories. 10 ounce jar of grape jelly has 650 calories. Loaf of bread, 800 calories, though they scoop out the middle, so let's say 500 calories. Jesus wept.
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Feb 16, 2017 22:46
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AlbieQuirky posted:You are right. 12 oz jar of Jif has 1900 calories. 1 pound of bacon has 2100 calories. 10 ounce jar of grape jelly has 650 calories. Loaf of bread, 800 calories, though they scoop out the middle, so let's say 500 calories. I'd like to quote again this part of the Wikipedia entry: "Presley and his friends purchased 30 of the sandwiches and spent two hours eating them and drinking Perrier and champagne"  That's equivalent to the energy in almost 5 gallons of gasoline, not counting the champagne. 
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Feb 16, 2017 22:57
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Pastry of the Year posted:lol if you haven't; Elvis loved food for a reason (besides an appetite fueled by handfuls of prescription drugs) I do love me a good Peanut Butter and Banana sandwich, although I've never had it with Mashed Banana or fried the sandwich in a pan before
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Feb 16, 2017 23:08
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AlbieQuirky posted:How many calories in that? 3,000? The Colorado Mine Company version is about 8000 calories according to this newspaper article on it.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:30
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"Fish" It's agar molded into fish shapes
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Feb 17, 2017 00:13
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e: nm
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Feb 17, 2017 01:01
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Data Graham posted:That whole thing is Anti Typesetting Porn Yeah holy poo poo that kerning. But yeah Olive Garden looks apalling. I did laugh at the 'it's not genuinely italian if they don't try to upsell you wine!!!' though. It sounded like whatever the equivalent of a weeaboo or wehraboo for italians would be. Pastaboo?
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Feb 17, 2017 04:15
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NLJP posted:Yeah holy poo poo that kerning. But yeah Olive Garden looks apalling. Hirohiko Araki
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Feb 17, 2017 04:27
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Pomp posted:Hirohiko Araki 
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Feb 17, 2017 10:54
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And here's the followup to the Natto Toast Pretty sure it's a fried egg, sour cream, and mayo
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Feb 17, 2017 12:23
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That looks more like they cracked a raw egg onto bread then shoved it in the toaster to cook.
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Feb 17, 2017 12:30
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I don't care what the circumstances are, even if Elvis Presley personally dares you to do it after you flew 2 hours in the middle of the night, hell even if Elvis Presley in the flesh appears right now in a golden UFO and dares you to do it, no man eats ten 8,000 calorie sandwiches within 2 hours.
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Feb 17, 2017 14:28
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My Lovely Horse posted:I don't care what the circumstances are, even if Elvis Presley personally dares you to do it after you flew 2 hours in the middle of the night, hell even if Elvis Presley in the flesh appears right now in a golden UFO and dares you to do it, no man eats ten 8,000 calorie sandwiches within 2 hours. I find your lack of ambition saddening. I would at least try 
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Feb 17, 2017 14:31
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Tiggum posted:If you're just drinking to get drunk, any beer is a bad choice because Oh listen, it's me when I lived on residential college  goon
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Feb 17, 2017 14:48
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My Lovely Horse posted:I don't care what the circumstances are, even if Elvis Presley personally dares you to do it after you flew 2 hours in the middle of the night, hell even if Elvis Presley in the flesh appears right now in a golden UFO and dares you to do it, no man eats ten 8,000 calorie sandwiches within 2 hours. "...LA Beast here and I'm about to give myself diabetes with my special guest, Elvis Presley! Have a good day!" 
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Feb 17, 2017 14:51
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Railing Kill posted:"...LA Beast here and I'm about to give myself diabetes with my special guest, Elvis Presley! Have a good day!" Beats the hell out of the crazy poo poo he's been doing the last 4 months. Also, holy poo poo Elvis was an alien!             
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Feb 17, 2017 15:04
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Those were really offputting; "thanks". Kind of an uncanny valley, but for food. 
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A Fistful of Dolor
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RareAcumen posted:Beats the hell out of the crazy poo poo he's been doing the last 4 months. jesus christ that's Miracle Whip isn't it. Those monsters probably buttered the bread before putting their awful gross sweet imitation mayonnaise on it - a gross imitation of something which isn't that good in the first place. That's possibly the saddest plate. By that I mean that the paper beneath that cold, slimy toupee ham, the miracle whip, and the awful gummy bread is embarrassed and for being a part of it. That plate is going to go into the shower afterwards and try to scrub the shame away, but it won't come off - the shame won't come off .
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