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lating. big rear end ugly ocean bugs with murder scissors for hands, and we're supposed to pretend that's okay.
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crab weaving a sea web, silently judging itself when the sea web dissolves into the salt, crying and looking at itself in a shiny rock for why it can't be like a spider is
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Feb 15, 2017 20:25
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crabs going to underwater hab protected spider restaurants and ordering "flies a la mode" which are actually just krill with little sugar paper wings stapled on and thinking its authentic
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Feb 15, 2017 20:27
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*mosquito larva finally growing wings* "oh hell yeah finally getting out of this wet poo poo and away from these sea spiders, its gonna be smooth sailing from here on out, no more spiders baby!"
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Feb 15, 2017 20:41
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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lating. big rear end ugly ocean bugs with murder scissors for hands, and we're supposed to pretend that's okay.
you forgot their vast increase of flavor, OP
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Feb 15, 2017 20:42
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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What about a robot crab
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Feb 16, 2017 03:34
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I do my part by eating them, op. what about you?
eating those things seems barbaric. i am sending in wave after wave of c-123s to rain boiling water on them.
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Feb 16, 2017 03:46
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Another day in paradise.
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young crab tryin to fit in at spider school, miserably failing flycatching but absolutely killing it at pincer wrestling, the pro scouts have their eye on this one
This thrills the crab.
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Feb 16, 2017 06:10
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crab weaving a sea web, silently judging itself when the sea web dissolves into the salt, crying and looking at itself in a shiny rock for why it can't be like a spider is
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Feb 16, 2017 06:23
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Crab: "I'll show them I can be part of the 'tough crowd' too" *lifts up shirt revealing small red hourglass tattoo*
the spiders begin to laugh at him and tie his shoes together with webbing
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Feb 16, 2017 06:28
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At least we know the deadliest catch guys and other fishermen are out there thinning the numbers of this absolute menace to humanity
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Feb 16, 2017 10:33
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Big D is chillin' over here
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crabs are to lobsters as hamburgers are to hotdogs
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Feb 16, 2017 19:58
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Too fat to skank.
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crabs are generally p happier than I am so I refrain from judgment
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Feb 16, 2017 23:44
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crabs are to lobsters as hamburgers are to hotdogs
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Feb 17, 2017 00:21
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we're excluding hermit crabs right? they're super cute
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Feb 17, 2017 01:00
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we're excluding hermit crabs right? they're super cute
That's how they lure you in, then they swarm you and sacrifice you to satan
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Feb 17, 2017 01:07
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Trust me i know, in my younger days i was... *look on my face turns deadly serious*.... one of them
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Feb 17, 2017 01:10
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Spiders have all that delicious crab flavor packed into a bite-sized nugget. Just gather yourself up a little spiderball for a traditional land crab boil. Check under porches or disused lawn furniture and boil em right up with those little corns.
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Feb 17, 2017 02:19
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The word "crab" is worryingly close to the word "crap".
try this on for size:
the word "lobster" is worryingly close to the word "mobster", and I'm frankly worried that this might not even be a facetious observation on my part.
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Feb 17, 2017 02:20
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Another day in paradise.
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Trust me i know, in my younger days i was... *look on my face turns deadly serious*.... one of them
Amazing!
I didn't think Ampharos could know Belly Drum!
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Feb 17, 2017 02:53
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crabs are knight class and spiders are rogue class
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Feb 17, 2017 03:13
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Big D is chillin' over here
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we're excluding hermit crabs right? they're super cute
Consider the following:
Hermit crabs get bigger and bigger depending on their environment. Start with something small then go to a Coke can. Then a shoe. Then keep pushing it. When you're done? Boom, Hermit House. You made a kaiju on a budget.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:47
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sea bugs are cool
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Feb 17, 2017 06:11
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This little feller climbed all the way to the top of a mountain to ask the one lone dweller there a question... "can I use your skull for a home?"
And that's how we get hermit crabs
keep getting bigger skulls so it gets very big
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Feb 17, 2017 15:48
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crabs molt because that "armor" is actually a prison imposed on them by a vengeful universe possibly as ironic punishment for not loving enough in a past life. I'm not sure on the details, all I know is that crabs are to be pitied for their chitinous alcatraz.
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i really wish crabs wove underwater webs
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