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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


EVIL Gibson posted:

Just looked it up and... they did. Short story short, it goes out the same way it came in.

Spoiler because ... what

Once the nutrients and oxygen provided by the fluid are completely consumed, the waste liquid drains back into the beholder’s cavernous maw. It is then expelled or, more often, it dribbles out in a constant stream of foul-smelling drool. A beholder that goes without food grows more lethargic as its body begins to dry out. Anything a beholder finds indigestible is either vomited back up and spat out or slowly absorbed into the lining of its stomach and eventually embedded in the inside surface of its “skeleton.”

The digestion takes a tour through the lungs as well because... I dunno.

Okay, there actually are 'one hole' organisms but most of them aren't very big. Sending food or digestive products or worst of all waste into the lungs is a recipe for disaster though. Lungs are very sensitive to damage from solid matter because pretty much everything with lungs needs more oxygen than a simple robust lung structure would allow, so they're full of delicate branches of modified circulatory tissues with the physical integrity of wet paper.

Which is extra dumb if you bring up the magic angle, because dragons are equally magical and they don't poo poo at all.

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Beholders are magical, but they're evil extradimensional abberations. Way nastier magic.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


If a beholder were to open its own rear end, would he open it like this [front eye stalks] or like this [rear eye stalks]?

Coward posted:

I just realised you could call it a Behinder.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Chill la Chill posted:

If a beholder were to open its own rear end, would he open it like this [front eye stalks] or like this [rear eye stalks]?

The Occult Oculist. Or worse, Osculationist.

:can:

Dr Hemulen
Jan 25, 2003

Coward posted:

I just realised you could call it a Behinder.

Or the GoatSeer?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Rigged Death Trap posted:

Now i want to know if someone made lovingly sculpted beholder anus.


Now i dont.

Pierzak posted:

Dat rear end :goatsecx:


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The thought occurs - have the Space Wolves ever turned one of their wolves into a dreadnought?

Because I would like to see that.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Gorilla Salad posted:

The thought occurs - have the Space Wolves ever turned one of their wolves into a dreadnought?

Because I would like to see that.

I too would love to see a gigantic fuckoff armored walking tank pissing on signposts and barking at the door anytime he thinks he hears chaos knocking

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

drat I knew my inspiration had come from somewhere.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Attach a jet stream to that thing and you'll have your flying assault asses.

Shazaminator
Oct 11, 2007
The power of Shazam compels you!

JcDent posted:

Would be an OK moster if not for the sideburns

it's a monster because of the sideburns

fozzy fosbourne
Apr 21, 2010

It would be cool to make a Space Wolves army that was just a bunch of space marines stolen from different chapters with green stuff mutton chops conversions.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Paint them all like Wolverine.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Where do I get that head and wolf body? I might want to paint one.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Chill la Chill posted:

Where do I get that head and wolf body? I might want to paint one.

The wolf, I'm guessing, is a Fenrisian Wolf,and the head is probably from the Wulfen kit.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I can't help but picture those flapping their wings like the bulkiest of butterflies.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
The space wolf dreads are actually holding the axes and shields with their stubby dread fingers, so you're not far off with the stupid wing flutter idea.

Still more graceful than marine fliers.

I loving love the wolf-wind. It's a surprisingly straight up Dread-whirlwind combo, and it would look darn sweet with a better paintjob and a non retarded wolf head.

Certainly better than those chaos failure fiends (I dislike the organic looking stuff that CSM have. Spikes and horns are OK).

Now I'm having ideas.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008


this guy owns

Irate Tree
Mar 12, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Someone must really like Bayformers...

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Irate Tree posted:

Someone must really like Bayformers...

I was thinking Veritechs.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
BAYFORMERS
Robots in Romeo and Juliet laws!

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Scorpion tail and dragonish wings and this would make a really great Manticore

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013

Since we're apparently doing bad dread conversions now, have one of mine:

Shazaminator
Oct 11, 2007
The power of Shazam compels you!
That's loving rad

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Strip it and paint it better, you dolt. That's some good poo poo right there for what I assume is a ranged dread.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
so this is definitely a thing:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/aurochs/works/25340960-scrunt-shirt

full disclosure: not made by me, but by my partner

GoldStandardConure fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Feb 18, 2017

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
Oooh I can get it on baby clothes.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Someone convince me not to buy this for my kid.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
Take off your pants and your panties.
poo poo on the floor.
Time to get Scrunty in here.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Take off your pants and your panties.
poo poo on the floor.
Time to get Scrunty in here.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
I sincerely hope that someone has already made this and put more effort into it than I did

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER

GoldStandardConure posted:

so this is definitely a thing:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/aurochs/works/25340960-scrunt-shirt

full disclosure: not made by me, but by my partner

Oh my God. This is perfect!

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


GoldStandardConure posted:

so this is definitely a thing:

http://www.redbubble.com/people/aurochs/works/25340960-scrunt-shirt

full disclosure: not made by me, but by my partner

Please tell them to make scrunt stickers available and post it in the byob crew subforum scrunt thread to let them know about it TIA. I will buy at least 2 scrunt stickers.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Why is there a Scrunts Wikia?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Atlas Hugged posted:

Someone convince me not to buy this for my kid.



Buy it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Len posted:

Why is there a Scrunts Wikia?

someone made it. they should not have done so

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Atlas Hugged posted:

Someone convince me not to buy this for my kid.



He's fifteen years old, he wont appreciate the gift.

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Len posted:

Why is there a Scrunts Wikia?

knowledge is power my friend

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