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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Late but there's a whole lot of drunk mofos on the South Side that desperately need knocked out. Revis is a hero The "terroristic threats" were "I got more guys coming" and "You want to be next?" according to the police report. Revis needs safety help to beat up random 20 year olds.
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Kalli posted:The "terroristic threats" were "I got more guys coming" and "You want to be next?" according to the police report. Players and coaches just need to resist the lure of the South Side Bacchanalia. That's also where Joey Porter found himself in a jackpot in the back of a cop car during the playoffs
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Kalli posted:I think the main thing is Romo appears to have less realistic suitors then Peyton did which will suppress his number a bit. Really only the Broncos and Texans really seem to be in a position to go for him. The other good rosters that could upgrade at QB are locked into their guys, and the other QB needy teams tend to be messes up and down the roster. Tough to say. Those teams still have to compete against those other teams a little bit, and they both still have to compete with each other. There are enough teams for Romo to end up on (even if he doesn't want to go to those teams as much) that their ability to suppress will only be so high, particularly with a QB draft class that isn't stellar--Manning was a free agent in 2012, which had the strongest QB draft class since 2004, which would have suppressed his value a little bit, given that two of the heaviest suitors--WAS and MIA--both ended up drafting QBs in the top 10. It'll be interesting to see how it shakes out. I think it's less that only Denver and Houston are in position to go for him and more that those are the only teams out there he really wants to end up on, now that Palmer is returning to the Cardinals. Although if Roethlisberger shocks everyone and retires, watch out
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I don't know that Romo especially cares about getting a megabux paycheck. Everybody likes money and all, but the Cowboys have already payed him immense sums of money, and as far as I know he boringly saved 99% of it instead of blowing it on cocaine/gambling/whatever. The only remotely sane motivation he has to keep playing is to win a Super Bowl. I imagine he'll make any concession within reason to go to a team that he could plausibly make a contender. The alternative is he's just too brain damaged to know when to quit, in which case whelp. 
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Ben isn't retiring. He's a passive-aggressive drama queen who was mad at the coaching staff for the embarrassment in Foxborough. He's right to be mad at them for that, to be fair to the giant crybaby probable-rapist pudding-man.  "What's defensive adjustment? Precious, what's defensive adjustment? Huh?"
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sean10mm posted:I don't know that Romo especially cares about getting a megabux paycheck. Everybody likes money and all, but the Cowboys have already payed him immense sums of money, and as far as I know he boringly saved 99% of it instead of blowing it on cocaine/gambling/whatever. Sure, I don't think he cares about the quantity that much. But guaranteed money and signing bonus do more than just line his mansion; they help ensure that he'll get to chance to play at least one more season, which he probably does care about. In terms of concessions, those only go so far--his agent is the one doing the negotiation and Tom Condon isn't a "massive paycut for my client" kind of guy (he reps both Manning bros, Brees, Stafford, and Ryan). MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Ben isn't retiring. He's a passive-aggressive drama queen who was mad at the coaching staff for the embarrassment in Foxborough. I didn't think my statement implied that I really believed that would happen, but if you need to offer a fervent defense, sure
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TheChirurgeon posted:Sure, I don't think he cares about the quantity that much. But guaranteed money and signing bonus do more than just line his mansion; they help ensure that he'll get to chance to play at least one more season, which he probably does care about. That's probably a good case for why he's going to the Texans: they have to backload his contract because of lolbrock, he wants them to backload his contract (with guaranteed money) so they're stuck with him at least 2-3 years, so it's a pretty perfect fit.
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FizFashizzle posted:Atlanta's zoo had an online contest to name a baby panda a few years ago. Surprised it wasn't Pandy McPandaface Demon Of The Fall posted:Who will give Vince Young a chance? Is anyone that desperate? I'd take 2017 Vince Young over Brock Intruder fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Feb 17, 2017 |
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TheChirurgeon posted:Sure, I don't think he cares about the quantity that much. But guaranteed money and signing bonus do more than just line his mansion; they help ensure that he'll get to chance to play at least one more season, which he probably does care about. "Fervent defense" unlike the Cowboys
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If the Texans land Tony Romo I'm going to make a yuge Superbowl LII toxx Probably This itself is not a toxx 
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Skins will keep tagging him year after year until he has a bad year then dump him I think that repeated franchise tags get stupid expensive fast.
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evilweasel posted:I think that repeated franchise tags get stupid expensive fast. I think you can't tag more than twice in a row anyway? Even if you can, tagging him again in 2018 would be $29m 
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If that's true, then go ahead and add a new suitor for Romo and up that a few million, haha.
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Intruder posted:I think you can't tag more than twice in a row anyway? I can't find any indication that you can't tag more than twice, and at least one article assuming you could go at least three times.
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This actually seems like a historically good year to find a starting QB on the FA market. Like it's a low bar to clear, but Cousins, Taylor, Cutler, and Romo is much better than fighting over Osweiler and Cassel or whatever.
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evilweasel posted:I can't find any indication that you can't tag more than twice, and at least one article assuming you could go at least three times. Maybe it's just not feasible to tag more than twice
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Intruder posted:Maybe it's just not feasible to tag more than twice At that point you're paying 144% of the average of the top five at the position, which is...a lot. You're making the guy, by far, the best paid at his position in the league after paying him top-notch money for two previous years. It just can't make sense in anything but the craziest of circumstances.
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Intruder posted:If the Texans land Tony Romo I'm going to make a yuge Superbowl LII toxx I'm very disappointed to see that the Texans don't play the Cowboys next season.
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Intruder posted:If they get Romo, they just might That would be extremely satisfying.
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Intruder posted:If they get Romo, they just might Ideally with him holding for the winning field goal
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Intruder posted:If they get Romo, they just might I would be down with this on multiple levels
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The Cowboys would have to win multiple playoff games for that scenario to work and that's just a silly idea.
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 Light the Ross signal! http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/1990s-clear-malt-beverage-zima-poised-comeback/308013/ quote:Remember Zima? Clear Malt Beverage Is Poised for Comeback
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fsif posted:This actually seems like a historically good year to find a starting QB on the FA market. Thank god we have Bradford, the lovely version of Alex Smith.
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:"Fervent defense" unlike the Cowboys *shrug* at least the good half of our team showed up in the playoffs Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:The Cowboys would have to win multiple playoff games for that scenario to work and that's just a silly idea. I think you'll find that the lack of playoff success was caused by "noted Choker Tony Romo," friend
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Intruder posted:If they get Romo, they just might I for one would be jerking off tremendously, and I like the Cowboys. I liked Romo first, goddammit.
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