NFL February N/V: Now back to facing the Apocalypse.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Watch us cut Tyrod and end up with, like, Matt Schaub or Geno Smith.

you mean Cardale Jones

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:26

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# ? May 11, 2024 14:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dan Orlovsky can be had for cheap! That stupid bastard might even run out the back of his own endzone for you if given the opportunity!

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:27

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

The most Buffalo Bills QB result would be Ryan Fitzpatrick.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:30

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

TheChirurgeon posted:

is that what caused the refs to make baffingly bad calls

The calls were bad but the Texans completely blew two coverages that lead to long touchdowns on back to back drives, that wasn't the refs' fault. Of course, you could argue the Texans should have been able to chew up the clock if not for those terrible spots on 3rd and 4th and short. Ah well

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:34

89: Feb 24, 2006; #worldchamps

Eagles websites are starting to fire up the possibility of LeSean McCoy getting cut by the Bills. As they would save $6 million cutting him and apparently the new offense in Buffalo relies more on one cut runners as opposed to someone like Shady.

This isn't seriously gonna happen, right?

*watches Eagles sign DeSean AND LeSean this offseason for the wackiest possible result*

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:39

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Man I am trying really hard to remember the Pats/Texans games and I can't remember a goddamn thing about it.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:40

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

A juror candidate in Hernandez�s double murder case drew a chuckle when she said she didn�t know much about the Hernandez case but remembered her co-workers discussing his involvement in deflate-gate.

�Deflate-gate has nothing to do with this case at all,� Suffolk Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke said, according to the Globe.

The Globe said Hernandez and his lawyers got a laugh over the mix-up. The woman was excused from jury duty.

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:43

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Kalli posted:

A juror candidate in Hernandez�s double murder case drew a chuckle when she said she didn�t know much about the Hernandez case but remembered her co-workers discussing his involvement in deflate-gate.

�Deflate-gate has nothing to do with this case at all,� Suffolk Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke said, according to the Globe.

The Globe said Hernandez and his lawyers got a laugh over the mix-up. The woman was excused from jury duty.

Odin Knew

# ? Feb 17, 2017 23:58

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

How bad do you have to gently caress up to be an Alabama alum who helped them win a national title to be arrested IN ALABAMA

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:15

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Has anybody made the "Trent Richardson hits women harder than he hits holes" joke yet

Edit: bail was only 1k. Bail for my weed charge in VA was 2.5k lol

Santheb fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Feb 18, 2017

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Man I am trying really hard to remember the Pats/Texans games and I can't remember a goddamn thing about it.

Brady got picked off twice :colbert:

Basically the Texans wrote a blueprint for how to bother Brady and both the Steelers and Falcons said "no thanks"

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Santheb posted:

Has anybody made the "Trent Richardson hits women harder than he hits holes" joke yet

What's the difference, bro? :hfive:

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:28

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Intruder posted:

Brady got picked off twice

Basically the Texans wrote a blueprint for how to bother Brady and both the Steelers and Falcons said "no thanks"

Tbf I think the Falcons defense followed the exact same game plan. Hit Brady a lot and then lose

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:30

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Kalli posted:

A juror candidate in Hernandez�s double murder case drew a chuckle when she said she didn�t know much about the Hernandez case but remembered her co-workers discussing his involvement in deflate-gate.

�Deflate-gate has nothing to do with this case at all,� Suffolk Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke said, according to the Globe.

The Globe said Hernandez and his lawyers got a laugh over the mix-up. The woman was excused from jury duty.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:33

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I view deflate gate and the Hernandez murders as equally heinous

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:40

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

The calls were bad but the Texans completely blew two coverages that lead to long touchdowns on back to back drives, that wasn't the refs' fault. Of course, you could argue the Texans should have been able to chew up the clock if not for those terrible spots on 3rd and 4th and short. Ah well

Those spots were loving shameful, though

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:41

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Kalli posted:

The most Buffalo Bills QB result would be Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Especially after how the first time went

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:43

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

TheChirurgeon posted:

Those spots were loving shameful, though

I blame O'Brien for not challenging the first spot. It was the more obvious of the two anyway, and if you lose the challenge you still have another shot

Although I wonder why he had to challenge the second spot instead of an automatic review since it was a turnover

# ? Feb 18, 2017 00:48

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Ehud posted:

I view deflate gate and the Hernandez murders as equally heinous

Both destroyed evidence. Makes you think

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:20

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Bad Moon posted:

Both destroyed evidence. Makes you think

Yeah, Brady should have used Hernandez' gang contacts to deflate those balls

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:22

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

If Brady had just rented a car he might have gotten away with it!

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:35

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Blitz7x posted:

How bad do you have to gently caress up to be an Alabama alum who helped them win a national title to be arrested IN ALABAMA

What have you done lately for me? Besides, Alabama hoards championships like 500 pound people hoard the XL bags of Golden Flake Dill Pickle chips.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:38

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

TheChirurgeon posted:

oh, my bad. Well, I'm full up on banter, thanks

congrats on your playoff wins

Hahahahaha

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:39

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Santheb posted:

Has anybody made the "Trent Richardson hits women harder than he hits holes" joke yet

Edit: bail was only 1k. Bail for my weed charge in VA was 2.5k lol

Morbid curiosity, how much weed are we talking here? Like you got popped with a couple nugs in a ziploc, or you had a trunk full with 200 kilos?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:47

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

I'm gonna go with trunk full of awesome nugz.
:350:

# ? Feb 18, 2017 01:53

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89 posted:

Eagles websites are starting to fire up the possibility of LeSean McCoy getting cut by the Bills. As they would save $6 million cutting him and apparently the new offense in Buffalo relies more on one cut runners as opposed to someone like Shady.

This isn't seriously gonna happen, right?

*watches Eagles sign DeSean AND LeSean this offseason for the wackiest possible result*

I don't know, Shady seems pretty good at cutting to me. Good vision too. So I don't know where that's coming from.
Did they get it from NFL.com? 'Cause the same writer also speculated that we might cut Kyle Williams and Jerry Hughes, citing concern over their fit in McDermott's defense.
Never mind that Kyle Williams and Jerry Hughes were at their most productive in Schwartz's 4-3, which figures to be closer to McDermott's D than Rex Ryan's 3-4. Hughes was even decent against the run.
What I'm saying is that it would be incredibly dumb, so there's a non-zero chance the Bills will do it because they are dumb.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:15

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

What is left of the Bills offense if they get rid of McCoy and Taylor?

# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:25

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

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Cool story about former Titans LB Tim Shaw, who was diagnosed with ALS a few years ago.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:27

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# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:28

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89 posted:

Eagles websites are starting to fire up the possibility of LeSean McCoy getting cut by the Bills. As they would save $6 million cutting him and apparently the new offense in Buffalo relies more on one cut runners as opposed to someone like Shady.

This isn't seriously gonna happen, right?

*watches Eagles sign DeSean AND LeSean this offseason for the wackiest possible result*

And Vince Young is coming back!
Time to get the Dream Team back together.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:44

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

89 posted:

Eagles websites are starting to fire up the possibility of LeSean McCoy getting cut by the Bills. As they would save $6 million cutting him and apparently the new offense in Buffalo relies more on one cut runners as opposed to someone like Shady.

This isn't seriously gonna happen, right?

*watches Eagles sign DeSean AND LeSean this offseason for the wackiest possible result*

that would be insane. Even if McCoy is turning 29, he was still ridiculously good last year. Would somehow be even dumber than how they've handled the whole Tyrod situation

# ? Feb 18, 2017 02:47

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Thaddius the Large posted:

Morbid curiosity, how much weed are we talking here? Like you got popped with a couple nugs in a ziploc, or you had a trunk full with 200 kilos?

According to the arrest rwport, in excess of half an ounce. VA forensics lab said a little under half an ounce. Didnt matter at that poiint obviously as bail had already been set and paid for.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 03:03

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Santheb posted:

According to the arrest rwport, in excess of half an ounce. VA forensics lab said a little under half an ounce. Didnt matter at that poiint obviously as bail had already been set and paid for.

Lol, goddamn, I was seriously expecting way more than that for, well, having to pay bail in any amount. Hazard of growing up in decriminalized cities I guess, I have no idea how other places actually treat marijuana arrests, the worst I ever faced was confiscation or a $50 citation for consuming in public.

# ? Feb 18, 2017 03:34

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