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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

corn in the bible posted:

Also since the GOP delayed repealing Obamacare he still had to pay the fine for not having insurance

I heard the IRS isn't going to go after people who don't provide proof of insurance. I heard it on some podcast so it's probably fake news.

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
dis one p good

https://mobile.twitter.com/Jose_Pagliery/status/832680689795358721

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010

runupon cracker posted:

So what's the deal with the CIA/France 2012 elections leak? I see people posting this on FB like it's relevant in some way. But, having read it, it looks like it's just information gathering and not, you know, active interference in another country's election. Am I misreading this, or is it another lol?

The lol happens when anyone tries to act outraged that russia tried to interfere with us elections.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die

As a cancer survivor let me say: lol.

e: rofl

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die

this is some Darwin Award poo poo right here

(the Darwin Awards are hilarious)

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

fyodor posted:

This is the easiest prediction in the world.

Here's another one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3922136/Blind-clairvoyant-Baba-Vanga-says-Barack-Obama-president.html

Since the election was rigged I guess this is still true.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol because the power handshake and single word sentences displaying some emotion like those mass effect aliens with a trailing exclamation mark have now become part of the mainstream US culture and for the rest of our lives whenever someone does any of those things we'll fondly remember grandpa trump.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die
lol


ffoecaf posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/832730328108134402

Rush was probably so high on pills it made sense to him

lol
lol

lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Please take our poll.

TRUMP SUPPORTERS ONLY.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die
Proof or it didn't happen. :colbert:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
im still loling that they didnt book a hotel for the us sec of state for the g20 meeting

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007

Especially because after you take the survey, it asks you to donate to the cause to fight against mainstream media lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die

:byewhore:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die

I hope Trump saves his life.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die

and why are Trump voters not getting this rubbed in their faces by the entire rest of the world? I assume you haven't said to him "you made the choice to die, and now you are dying lol" because you would feel bad about it (lol) or haven't seen him since or it's not real. If you seriously voted to kill yourself you should be reminded of it until the day it happens. It seems like it would be funny and satisfying to see people flip out or deny reality, unable to weasel out of saying that they decided Donald Trump would be the one to trust with their lives/children's lives, and now their lives are approaching their end, as a result of the decision to entrust their lives to Donald Trump.

The only good reason I can think of is "It is not nice to say to a dying person's face that they deserve it" and frankly lmao Donald Trump is the POTUS, niceness is empirically worthless, eat some poo poo with your cancer

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I think its sweet that Trump is so self conscious about his fat fail body that he hides under the covers in the dark like a shy but also incredibly narcissistic 300 pound wrinkled school boy with a comb over when it's time for him to have sex.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I imagine Obama is pretty drat good at sex, and fit as heck. And I bet Trump is really bad at it, and not fit at all.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Minimalist Program posted:

I imagine Obama is pretty drat good at sex, and fit as heck. And I bet Trump is really bad at it, and not fit at all.

this is probably a cuck scenario on tube sites as I type this. not gonna search for it but I'm gonna guess its out there haha

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Cobweb Heart posted:

and why are Trump voters not getting this rubbed in their faces by the entire rest of the world? I assume you haven't said to him "you made the choice to die, and now you are dying lol" because you would feel bad about it (lol) or haven't seen him since or it's not real. If you seriously voted to kill yourself you should be reminded of it until the day it happens. It seems like it would be funny and satisfying to see people flip out or deny reality, unable to weasel out of saying that they decided Donald Trump would be the one to trust with their lives/children's lives, and now their lives are approaching their end, as a result of the decision to entrust their lives to Donald Trump.

The only good reason I can think of is "It is not nice to say to a dying person's face that they deserve it" and frankly lmao Donald Trump is the POTUS, niceness is empirically worthless, eat some poo poo with your cancer

Yeah, I've since changed jobs, so I don't really see him anymore. Found out about his cancer from Facebook, and while it'd be funny I don't think my family or friends (or my boss) would appreciate seeing me make a "lol you killed yourself" post however much he might deserve it

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Kuato posted:

this is probably a cuck scenario on tube sites as I type this. not gonna search for it but I'm gonna guess its out there haha

I imagine that ate Donald Trump Barack Obama cuck porno would be very lucrative right now someone should get on that

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Cobweb Heart posted:

and why are Trump voters not getting this rubbed in their faces by the entire rest of the world? I assume you haven't said to him "you made the choice to die, and now you are dying lol" because you would feel bad about it (lol) or haven't seen him since or it's not real. If you seriously voted to kill yourself you should be reminded of it until the day it happens. It seems like it would be funny and satisfying to see people flip out or deny reality, unable to weasel out of saying that they decided Donald Trump would be the one to trust with their lives/children's lives, and now their lives are approaching their end, as a result of the decision to entrust their lives to Donald Trump.

The only good reason I can think of is "It is not nice to say to a dying person's face that they deserve it" and frankly lmao Donald Trump is the POTUS, niceness is empirically worthless, eat some poo poo with your cancer

lol at the fact that you're the only developed nation without universal healthcare, which is cheaper and way more effective than the nonsense system you currently have

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol war is coming and no one knows why

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cobweb Heart posted:

and why are Trump voters not getting this rubbed in their faces by the entire rest of the world? I assume you haven't said to him "you made the choice to die, and now you are dying lol" because you would feel bad about it (lol) or haven't seen him since or it's not real. If you seriously voted to kill yourself you should be reminded of it until the day it happens. It seems like it would be funny and satisfying to see people flip out or deny reality, unable to weasel out of saying that they decided Donald Trump would be the one to trust with their lives/children's lives, and now their lives are approaching their end, as a result of the decision to entrust their lives to Donald Trump.

The only good reason I can think of is "It is not nice to say to a dying person's face that they deserve it" and frankly lmao Donald Trump is the POTUS, niceness is empirically worthless, eat some poo poo with your cancer

lol at this dumb post

lol at trump

lol @ the world's biggest economic power, & my home, bein on the verge of a literal constitutional crisis and/or coup

l o l

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
war drives ratings and trump ALWAYS gets the highest ratings according to trump

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
To be so bad that Mike Pence looks like a favorable, AND preferred, alternative is quite an accomplishment. Can this go on another four years? Maybe!

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

corn in the bible posted:

Yeah, I've since changed jobs, so I don't really see him anymore. Found out about his cancer from Facebook, and while it'd be funny I don't think my family or friends (or my boss) would appreciate seeing me make a "lol you killed yourself" post however much he might deserve it

LOL that's fair. The face-to-face aspect is really integral.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/832741984557207552

:allears:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
feeling sorry for people who voted for bad things to happen to themselves is anti democratic and elitist imho

cnut
May 3, 2016


#SCROTUS lol

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Captain Yossarian posted:

Holy loving lol my 50 year old mother just texted me "can't believe the fake media! Sad! 😂" even my God drat mom is lolling like crazy...

My 70 year old Canadian mom is obsessed with how crazy Trump is. She traditionally just watched CBC news for an hour every night but now she has CNN, MSNBC and Fox News on every waking moment.

So do I, but I've always found American politics more interesting/hosed up, and they - sadly - have more of an effect on my life than my own government.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

lol at this dumb post

Glad I contributed to lols in the lol thread (can't say the same for your posts) but why do you think it's beyond the pale to say to someone "You voted for Donald Trump, who said that he would do this to you".

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

The FAKE MEDIA did a FAKE LIVESTREAM to make me look MAD. Everyone hates them! SAD!

I'M NOT THE ANGRY ONE, THE FAKE MEDIA IS REAL ANGRY AND I AM FAKE MAD ABOUT IT, BUT I'M NOT REAL MAD I ACTUALLY LIKE THEIR DISHONEST LIES ABOUT THIS SAD "MAD" FAD

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Trump yells at CIA director over reports intel officials are keeping info from him hahahahahahahahaha

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Feb 18, 2017

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

corn in the bible posted:

So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die

good

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Minimalist Program posted:

I imagine Obama is pretty drat good at sex, and fit as heck. And I bet Trump is really bad at it, and not fit at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fcIHrQaNU4

Sad!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

im sure he will stop being angry about leaks now lol

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cobweb Heart posted:

Glad I contributed to lols in the lol thread (can't say the same for your posts) but why do you think it's beyond the pale to say to someone "You voted for Donald Trump, who said that he would do this to you".

lmao when did i say literally any of this stupid bullshit

1) suck my tiny pathetic trumpesque dick
2) lol @ the guy from home alone 2 & the pizza hut commercials is the president

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Feb 18, 2017

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

The only lifting we're gonna see Trump doing is during his handshakes :(

edit: Oh ok you have no motivation or thought in your empty skull and your dick is almost as small as mine I gotcha

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

he has to work those accessories if he wants his power total to ever get off that 2000 lb plateau he's been stuck on for 8 years

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the lol thread

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