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monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Squashing Machine posted:

As a movie whose central theme is modes of masculinity and the nature of male pecking orders, I find it very problematic that Glengarry didn't throw a bone to the eternally pleased with nothing crowd in the form of two strong, independent female characters who could have a 2-minute conversation about real estate and then vanish from the film forever

They should do an all-female version of Glengarry Glen Ross. Keep the brass balls in it too for irony.

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liar_ur_a_liar
Feb 18, 2017

by Smythe
Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario

hey you little ratfink coward


dont go joining anti semite cliques in hs and making a hate group like sycophant squad with jeph k and expecting me to want to defend it while im getting straight up bullied my whole childhood for being a "JEW"


if u join a wiccan pact when ur like 10 with some idiots like yazim tayag and deserae campbell, trying to make your best friend into paul bernarnda serial rapist of grade school and then carrying that same gossip on from geocities into 2017 thats a crime

using an instititution to systematically predate on your childhood friends is nothing but cult behaviour. the extra judicial sharia law aspect and the racism entrapment aspects that i experienced make it treason

GET THE gently caress OUT OF WRITING AND THE INTERNET

TAKE YOUR WHOLE drat FAMILY WITH YOU IDIOT

make sure you take those especiqually cliqued up faggots pual and kevin with you because they flat out bought into ben's family coalition neil mcneil white knights NIACENE CREED
NO AGENCY FOR WOMEN HOUSE WIFERY IS FEMINISM

and its like get the gently caress away from me i didnt want this poo poo following me beyond my kid years in grade school or hs

i let you touch my mom


and ur whole crew of deceptive betraying COWARDS AND LIARS

ur worse a mysongist and liar and coward than kate and ryan who basically own the website with lowtax LOL AND TRIED TO KILL A GUY AND STEAL HIS MONEY


and u wonder why those girls commit the slenderman murders or teen suicide is high?

its because of family coalition irish catholic cult mentality of backstabbing like JUSTIN FARRELL


HEY SUPER GROVER IF U READ THIS DONT HIRE THAT BITCH TO WRITE ANYTHING HE DOESNT GET THE MORAL OF THE STORIES AND COULDNT UNDERSTAND LORD OF THE FLIES

HES SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND A LIAR

- from dare @ http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/




(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I like the part in goldfinger where james bond wakes up next to a dead painted gold lady. Not a lady whose neck was broken and painted gold as a gently caress you calling card. They just stomped into james bond's room, dragged a lady in the middle of the night from james bond's bed, maybe she kicked or screamed or said 'what the gently caress" at this point? They spraypaint her up, toss her back in bed, and leave. That's their whole crime. She doesn't take a shower for some reason, she goes back to bed and suffocates overnight. Maybe she kicks feebly and hyperventilates as her useless mammalian lungs fail to provide the oxygen that a two square inch patch of skin on the small of her back could provide? James doesn't wake up even once during this time.

James is such a heavy sleeper you could probably fireman carry him directly into a volcano or something.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

The bad guy. I haven't watched the movie and even I know that.

Yeah I honestly can't remember one scene he's in, I thought he was introduced out of the blue near the end of the movie.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I love watching films about my favorite rapist terrorist, James Bond.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

ScrubLeague posted:

I love watching films about my favorite rapist terrorist, James Bond.

Yeah because he's cool and my friend

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ScrubLeague posted:

I love watching films about my favorite rapist terrorist, James Bond.

You take that back! He's not a terrorist!

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Paladinus posted:

You take that back! He's not a terrorist!

I saw him lift a handicapped elderly person up in their wheelchair with a helicopter and drop them into a factory smokestack like the bad guy from superman four. If that isn't a violent statement meant to affect political change I don't know what is.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
One time James Bond locked a midget in a suitcase and then banged a girl right next to said suitcase.

Edit: oh wait i watched again, he locked him in a suitcase then tied the midget to the mast and THEN banged the girl

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gutcruncher posted:

One time James Bond locked a midget in a suitcase and then banged a girl right next to said suitcase.

Don't kinkshame. He has a stressful job.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
We need Jay's opinion on brokeback mountain. Who is the hottest cow man?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Snatch Duster posted:

We need Jay's opinion on brokeback mountain. Who is the hottest cow man?

regrettably the one who's not still alive.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Ah gently caress I'm watching Pre-Recorded

The gently caress'd you fucks do to me

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Krinkle posted:

A studio should film a one minute none-related intro where two women meet, establish that they have names, and talk about what they're going to eat for lunch. Film it again and again with appropriate wardrobe and stick it as the first minute of every movie they make from now on. They leave in opposite directions, the bechdel test having been satisfied, and iron man or whoever the movie is really about slams into the street where they parted as the inciting action to start the movie. They'll have stan lee cameos in the 2nd act where they're standing around, holding the food they said they were going to eat, but otherwise never return to the story.

Just be as petty and hamfisted with it as possible to dilute the whole exercise.

Then we have to come up with a new test criteria that is now open to more debate. However, I'm all for giving Godfrey Ho access to our filmmaking in the US so he can make a whole different version of our films by inserting footage from other films into it to make a new story.

Captain America: Civil War, for example. A character in an office building picks up a phone and has a one-sided conversation various other characters from the film.
"Yes, Captain... The Quinjet is there now. We'll send out Dragon and Silver Ninja to distract the guards at the airport casino until you get there..."
(Cut to footage of two kung-fu fighters sneaking into a casino and fighting their way through.)

Star Wars:
"While the Rebels are fighting the imperials, I want you to send your zombies to rob the the village!"

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
My favorite parts of PreRec streams are when Rich or Jack refuse to answer a question because it's terrible/political, when you know the person have just paid two or more bucks to get their message read lol.

Pro-tip: Watch their poo poo on YouTube instead, so you can skip boring parts.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

liar_ur_a_liar posted:

Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario

hey you little ratfink coward


dont go joining anti semite cliques in hs and making a hate group like sycophant squad with jeph k and expecting me to want to defend it while im getting straight up bullied my whole childhood for being a "JEW"


if u join a wiccan pact when ur like 10 with some idiots like yazim tayag and deserae campbell, trying to make your best friend into paul bernarnda serial rapist of grade school and then carrying that same gossip on from geocities into 2017 thats a crime

using an instititution to systematically predate on your childhood friends is nothing but cult behaviour. the extra judicial sharia law aspect and the racism entrapment aspects that i experienced make it treason

GET THE gently caress OUT OF WRITING AND THE INTERNET

TAKE YOUR WHOLE drat FAMILY WITH YOU IDIOT

make sure you take those especiqually cliqued up faggots pual and kevin with you because they flat out bought into ben's family coalition neil mcneil white knights NIACENE CREED
NO AGENCY FOR WOMEN HOUSE WIFERY IS FEMINISM

and its like get the gently caress away from me i didnt want this poo poo following me beyond my kid years in grade school or hs

i let you touch my mom


and ur whole crew of deceptive betraying COWARDS AND LIARS

ur worse a mysongist and liar and coward than kate and ryan who basically own the website with lowtax LOL AND TRIED TO KILL A GUY AND STEAL HIS MONEY


and u wonder why those girls commit the slenderman murders or teen suicide is high?

its because of family coalition irish catholic cult mentality of backstabbing like JUSTIN FARRELL


HEY SUPER GROVER IF U READ THIS DONT HIRE THAT BITCH TO WRITE ANYTHING HE DOESNT GET THE MORAL OF THE STORIES AND COULDNT UNDERSTAND LORD OF THE FLIES

HES SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND A LIAR

- from dare @ http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/




(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

posting this in the gbs rlm thread was a classy choice, i think.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mng posted:

My favorite parts of PreRec streams are when Rich or Jack refuse to answer a question because it's terrible/political, when you know the person have just paid two or more bucks to get their message read lol.

Pro-tip: Watch their poo poo on YouTube instead, so you can skip boring parts.

It's a great advice. I've saved hundreds of hours on skipping boring parts of PreRec.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

mng posted:

My favorite parts of PreRec streams are when Rich or Jack refuse to answer a question because it's terrible/political, when you know the person have just paid two or more bucks to get their message read lol.

Pro-tip: Watch their poo poo on YouTube instead, so you can skip boring parts.

pro-pro-tip: all the parts are boring

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Pre Rec is about making your own fun.

When you think Jack is an idiot; you win! When you think Rich is being closedminded about a topic you win! When you watch them have trouble reading the things written on the screen in the game they are playing you double win!

I win a lot.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Squashing Machine posted:

As a movie whose central theme is modes of masculinity and the nature of male pecking orders, I find it very problematic that Glengarry didn't throw a bone to the eternally pleased with nothing crowd in the form of two strong, independent female characters who could have a 2-minute conversation about real estate and then vanish from the film forever

There's an all-women office across the street just pleasantly humming along selling real estate without ripping people off.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

Squashing Machine posted:

As a movie whose central theme is modes of masculinity and the nature of male pecking orders, I find it very problematic that Glengarry didn't throw a bone to the eternally pleased with nothing crowd in the form of two strong, independent female characters who could have a 2-minute conversation about real estate and then vanish from the film forever

I literally never seen anybody complain about that aspect of Glengarry Glen Ross since everybody seems to understand the context and themes that results in the movie being male orientated so good job owning those people who don't exist I guess.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Shinjobi posted:

Had a guy tell me he's never watched a James Bond film because "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" and I just died inside. I just don't get it.

Saying "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" is like saying "he's not cool, he's cool!"

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Womyn Capote posted:

This is also why I really like the movie "Master and Commander"

Jack Aubrey hates a woman on board, although in Far Side of the World, Hollum's character is way more interesting because he is having an affair with the gunner's wife which leads to an abortion by Mr. Higgins, a series of murders, and the eventual suicide of the gunner.

Oh and interestingly enough, there's a part where Jack and Stephen end up overboard and are rescued by some Polynesian women who apparently rebelled against the men in their society and want to chop Jack's balls off.

Of course the movie is actually based on several of the novels and in Far Side of the World in particular there isn't a single sea battle.

Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Feb 20, 2017

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
OK I'm back and my teeth are worn down to the nubs after all the gnashing they endured during my month long probation and impotence to retaliate against the non stop faggotry itt

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Trunko posted:

OK I'm back and my teeth are worn down to the nubs after all the gnashing they endured during my month long probation and impotence to retaliate against the non stop faggotry itt

I see you want to fight fire with fire, huh?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Fair warning but the next mention of video games eats a ban :bahgawd:

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

Saying "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" is like saying "he's not cool, he's cool!"

uh that's not true?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Goa Tse-tung posted:

uh that's not true?

Saying 'it's not true' is pretty much like saying 'it is true, a 100%, actually'. Welcome to Trump's America.

E:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNYiPwSwnPc

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Feb 20, 2017

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lol

"pure contempt for the audience that loves me, this is the perfect intro for rich evans"

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Josh and Jack look perfect, Rich's wrestler was missing the Rich Evans vibe.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Baronjutter posted:

Josh and Jack look perfect, Rich's wrestler was missing the Rich Evans vibe.

ya u can tell he is the diva of the group

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

bring back old gbs posted:

ya u can tell he is the diva of the group

Rich kept insisting his wrestler wear pants because he didn't want his cartoon caricature to be undignified

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

video games and pre-rec and josh and wrestling are all cool and should be respected in this thread imho

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I respectfully disagree

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
pre-rec is loving embarrassing for Rich and Jack, they should just stop.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

a bone to pick posted:

pre-rec is loving embarrassing for Rich and Jack, they should just stop.

I agree that they should stop doing the thing that gives them free money for playing vidja games, to spare from further embarrassment the man who is routinely mocked by his friends and associates (and also gets paid for it) and who once put on a Vader mask and jerked a droid off as a pretend cock (and got paid for doing that too).

Let the man have his last shred of dignity as he goes back to a meaningless series of manual labor jobs in order to make up the loss of cash flow by giving up being paid to play games and crack jokes.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Trunko posted:

I respectfully disagree

i think that's something we can both live with.


a bone to pick posted:

pre-rec is loving embarrassing for Rich and Jack, they should just stop.

gently caress you buddy. previously recorded is cool, and playing videogames on twitch while nerds pay you to read things is a legitimate way of making a living.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

respect rich and jack and josh for playing a wrestling game.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Paladinus posted:

Saying 'it's not true' is pretty much like saying 'it is true, a 100%, actually'. Welcome to Trump's America.

E:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNYiPwSwnPc

Being short don't mean it's good, but if you liked this video (I didn't), you're still an OK person with me.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!
My brother and I will get together every so often with a rasslin game and create big dumb fat guys and scrawny rednecks and then watch the digitized lunkheads bash each other for our amusement, so I wholeheartedly approve of that video

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