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Squashing Machine posted:As a movie whose central theme is modes of masculinity and the nature of male pecking orders, I find it very problematic that Glengarry didn't throw a bone to the eternally pleased with nothing crowd in the form of two strong, independent female characters who could have a 2-minute conversation about real estate and then vanish from the film forever They should do an all-female version of Glengarry Glen Ross. Keep the brass balls in it too for irony.
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Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario hey you little ratfink coward dont go joining anti semite cliques in hs and making a hate group like sycophant squad with jeph k and expecting me to want to defend it while im getting straight up bullied my whole childhood for being a "JEW" if u join a wiccan pact when ur like 10 with some idiots like yazim tayag and deserae campbell, trying to make your best friend into paul bernarnda serial rapist of grade school and then carrying that same gossip on from geocities into 2017 thats a crime using an instititution to systematically predate on your childhood friends is nothing but cult behaviour. the extra judicial sharia law aspect and the racism entrapment aspects that i experienced make it treason GET THE gently caress OUT OF WRITING AND THE INTERNET TAKE YOUR WHOLE drat FAMILY WITH YOU IDIOT make sure you take those especiqually cliqued up faggots pual and kevin with you because they flat out bought into ben's family coalition neil mcneil white knights NIACENE CREED NO AGENCY FOR WOMEN HOUSE WIFERY IS FEMINISM and its like get the gently caress away from me i didnt want this poo poo following me beyond my kid years in grade school or hs i let you touch my mom and ur whole crew of deceptive betraying COWARDS AND LIARS ur worse a mysongist and liar and coward than kate and ryan who basically own the website with lowtax LOL AND TRIED TO KILL A GUY AND STEAL HIS MONEY and u wonder why those girls commit the slenderman murders or teen suicide is high? its because of family coalition irish catholic cult mentality of backstabbing like JUSTIN FARRELL HEY SUPER GROVER IF U READ THIS DONT HIRE THAT BITCH TO WRITE ANYTHING HE DOESNT GET THE MORAL OF THE STORIES AND COULDNT UNDERSTAND LORD OF THE FLIES HES SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND A LIAR - from dare @ http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/ (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:21 |
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I like the part in goldfinger where james bond wakes up next to a dead painted gold lady. Not a lady whose neck was broken and painted gold as a gently caress you calling card. They just stomped into james bond's room, dragged a lady in the middle of the night from james bond's bed, maybe she kicked or screamed or said 'what the gently caress" at this point? They spraypaint her up, toss her back in bed, and leave. That's their whole crime. She doesn't take a shower for some reason, she goes back to bed and suffocates overnight. Maybe she kicks feebly and hyperventilates as her useless mammalian lungs fail to provide the oxygen that a two square inch patch of skin on the small of her back could provide? James doesn't wake up even once during this time. James is such a heavy sleeper you could probably fireman carry him directly into a volcano or something.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:24 |
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Paladinus posted:The bad guy. I haven't watched the movie and even I know that. Yeah I honestly can't remember one scene he's in, I thought he was introduced out of the blue near the end of the movie.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:28 |
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I love watching films about my favorite rapist terrorist, James Bond.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:34 |
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ScrubLeague posted:I love watching films about my favorite rapist terrorist, James Bond. Yeah because he's cool and my friend
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:39 |
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ScrubLeague posted:I love watching films about my favorite rapist terrorist, James Bond. You take that back! He's not a terrorist!
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:41 |
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Paladinus posted:You take that back! He's not a terrorist! I saw him lift a handicapped elderly person up in their wheelchair with a helicopter and drop them into a factory smokestack like the bad guy from superman four. If that isn't a violent statement meant to affect political change I don't know what is.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 18:44 |
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One time James Bond locked a midget in a suitcase and then banged a girl right next to said suitcase. Edit: oh wait i watched again, he locked him in a suitcase then tied the midget to the mast and THEN banged the girl
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:23 |
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Gutcruncher posted:One time James Bond locked a midget in a suitcase and then banged a girl right next to said suitcase. Don't kinkshame. He has a stressful job.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:24 |
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We need Jay's opinion on brokeback mountain. Who is the hottest cow man?
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 19:27 |
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Snatch Duster posted:We need Jay's opinion on brokeback mountain. Who is the hottest cow man? regrettably the one who's not still alive.
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 20:54 |
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Ah gently caress I'm watching Pre-Recorded The gently caress'd you fucks do to me
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:26 |
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Krinkle posted:A studio should film a one minute none-related intro where two women meet, establish that they have names, and talk about what they're going to eat for lunch. Film it again and again with appropriate wardrobe and stick it as the first minute of every movie they make from now on. They leave in opposite directions, the bechdel test having been satisfied, and iron man or whoever the movie is really about slams into the street where they parted as the inciting action to start the movie. They'll have stan lee cameos in the 2nd act where they're standing around, holding the food they said they were going to eat, but otherwise never return to the story. Then we have to come up with a new test criteria that is now open to more debate. However, I'm all for giving Godfrey Ho access to our filmmaking in the US so he can make a whole different version of our films by inserting footage from other films into it to make a new story. Captain America: Civil War, for example. A character in an office building picks up a phone and has a one-sided conversation various other characters from the film. "Yes, Captain... The Quinjet is there now. We'll send out Dragon and Silver Ninja to distract the guards at the airport casino until you get there..." (Cut to footage of two kung-fu fighters sneaking into a casino and fighting their way through.) Star Wars: "While the Rebels are fighting the imperials, I want you to send your zombies to rob the the village!"
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# ? Feb 18, 2017 22:42 |
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My favorite parts of PreRec streams are when Rich or Jack refuse to answer a question because it's terrible/political, when you know the person have just paid two or more bucks to get their message read lol. Pro-tip: Watch their poo poo on YouTube instead, so you can skip boring parts.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:21 |
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liar_ur_a_liar posted:Justin Farrell coward racist toronto ontario posting this in the gbs rlm thread was a classy choice, i think.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:30 |
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mng posted:My favorite parts of PreRec streams are when Rich or Jack refuse to answer a question because it's terrible/political, when you know the person have just paid two or more bucks to get their message read lol. It's a great advice. I've saved hundreds of hours on skipping boring parts of PreRec.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:45 |
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mng posted:My favorite parts of PreRec streams are when Rich or Jack refuse to answer a question because it's terrible/political, when you know the person have just paid two or more bucks to get their message read lol. pro-pro-tip: all the parts are boring
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:51 |
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Pre Rec is about making your own fun. When you think Jack is an idiot; you win! When you think Rich is being closedminded about a topic you win! When you watch them have trouble reading the things written on the screen in the game they are playing you double win! I win a lot.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 00:54 |
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Squashing Machine posted:As a movie whose central theme is modes of masculinity and the nature of male pecking orders, I find it very problematic that Glengarry didn't throw a bone to the eternally pleased with nothing crowd in the form of two strong, independent female characters who could have a 2-minute conversation about real estate and then vanish from the film forever There's an all-women office across the street just pleasantly humming along selling real estate without ripping people off.
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# ? Feb 19, 2017 01:27 |
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Squashing Machine posted:As a movie whose central theme is modes of masculinity and the nature of male pecking orders, I find it very problematic that Glengarry didn't throw a bone to the eternally pleased with nothing crowd in the form of two strong, independent female characters who could have a 2-minute conversation about real estate and then vanish from the film forever I literally never seen anybody complain about that aspect of Glengarry Glen Ross since everybody seems to understand the context and themes that results in the movie being male orientated so good job owning those people who don't exist I guess.
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Shinjobi posted:Had a guy tell me he's never watched a James Bond film because "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" and I just died inside. I just don't get it. Saying "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" is like saying "he's not cool, he's cool!"
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Womyn Capote posted:This is also why I really like the movie "Master and Commander" Jack Aubrey hates a woman on board, although in Far Side of the World, Hollum's character is way more interesting because he is having an affair with the gunner's wife which leads to an abortion by Mr. Higgins, a series of murders, and the eventual suicide of the gunner. Oh and interestingly enough, there's a part where Jack and Stephen end up overboard and are rescued by some Polynesian women who apparently rebelled against the men in their society and want to chop Jack's balls off. Of course the movie is actually based on several of the novels and in Far Side of the World in particular there isn't a single sea battle. Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Feb 20, 2017 |
# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:40 |
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OK I'm back and my teeth are worn down to the nubs after all the gnashing they endured during my month long probation and impotence to retaliate against the non stop faggotry itt
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Trunko posted:OK I'm back and my teeth are worn down to the nubs after all the gnashing they endured during my month long probation and impotence to retaliate against the non stop faggotry itt I see you want to fight fire with fire, huh?
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 11:01 |
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Fair warning but the next mention of video games eats a ban
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 11:05 |
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:Saying "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" is like saying "he's not cool, he's cool!" uh that's not true?
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 12:51 |
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Goa Tse-tung posted:uh that's not true? Saying 'it's not true' is pretty much like saying 'it is true, a 100%, actually'. Welcome to Trump's America. E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNYiPwSwnPc Paladinus fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Feb 20, 2017 |
# ? Feb 20, 2017 12:56 |
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lol "pure contempt for the audience that loves me, this is the perfect intro for rich evans"
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:18 |
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Josh and Jack look perfect, Rich's wrestler was missing the Rich Evans vibe.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:41 |
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Baronjutter posted:Josh and Jack look perfect, Rich's wrestler was missing the Rich Evans vibe. ya u can tell he is the diva of the group
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:46 |
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bring back old gbs posted:ya u can tell he is the diva of the group Rich kept insisting his wrestler wear pants because he didn't want his cartoon caricature to be undignified
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:51 |
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video games and pre-rec and josh and wrestling are all cool and should be respected in this thread imho
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 19:42 |
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I respectfully disagree
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:44 |
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pre-rec is loving embarrassing for Rich and Jack, they should just stop.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:49 |
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a bone to pick posted:pre-rec is loving embarrassing for Rich and Jack, they should just stop. I agree that they should stop doing the thing that gives them free money for playing vidja games, to spare from further embarrassment the man who is routinely mocked by his friends and associates (and also gets paid for it) and who once put on a Vader mask and jerked a droid off as a pretend cock (and got paid for doing that too). Let the man have his last shred of dignity as he goes back to a meaningless series of manual labor jobs in order to make up the loss of cash flow by giving up being paid to play games and crack jokes.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:24 |
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Trunko posted:I respectfully disagree i think that's something we can both live with. a bone to pick posted:pre-rec is loving embarrassing for Rich and Jack, they should just stop. gently caress you buddy. previously recorded is cool, and playing videogames on twitch while nerds pay you to read things is a legitimate way of making a living.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:29 |
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respect rich and jack and josh for playing a wrestling game.
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# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:29 |
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Paladinus posted:Saying 'it's not true' is pretty much like saying 'it is true, a 100%, actually'. Welcome to Trump's America. Being short don't mean it's good, but if you liked this video (I didn't), you're still an OK person with me.
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My brother and I will get together every so often with a rasslin game and create big dumb fat guys and scrawny rednecks and then watch the digitized lunkheads bash each other for our amusement, so I wholeheartedly approve of that video
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