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Doc Hawkins posted:The full thread, with the back and forth and people getting more and more incensed at the OP for thinking what he's saying is obvious, had me in tears. Link?
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sout posted:
It's a way, way old thing from 4chan (I think?). No, nobody ever decoded it.
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is that post from r/relationships? What's the title? Does it gives us any clues?
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Autistic dude thinks that he can get away with not bathing/getting wet because his mum says that he doesn't have to shower that day, but later on needs to get wet to take the measurement. Rants that it's unfair, and that his sister is not put out by the situation like he is because she doesn't mind getting wet. Focuses entirely on the physical cues that he interprets as signifying that his sister doesn't mind getting wet without explicitly stating that he doesn't, she does, and therefore the situation is unfair. I think.
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Feb 19, 2017 23:15
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Why is their mom making them do an underwater weight test? Is there any point to doing that? Is a normal scale not accurate?
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WampaLord posted:Why is their mom making them do an underwater weight test? Is there any point to doing that? Is a normal scale not accurate? I think it's specifically body fat percentage that was being calculated.
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Feb 19, 2017 23:18
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Underwater test is for bodyfat percentage. Kids prolly fat
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Will this do? 
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It's not fair for him to take a body fat percentage test alongside his scantily clad sister since it gave him a chub and that might skew the results?
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Feb 19, 2017 23:37
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He is obsessed with the fact that he got to skip showering.
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Also, the autism.
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WampaLord posted:He is obsessed with the fact that he got to skip showering. Also the fact that his sister put her hair back but not really?
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Lareine posted:Also the fact that his sister put her hair back but not really? like the girls at the YMCA do. You've seen them do it.
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Feb 19, 2017 23:49
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I do the same thing but only after ironically flipping my hair back while emerging from the water. My hair is not very long.
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I love it when girls pretend to put their hair back, but not when they are my sister, or enjoy getting wetting wet (I don't enjoy it)
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Poster has autism; has sensory issues about being wet and wearing tight clothing; is not able to understand difference between details that are important to them and details that are important to normal people.
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Streak posted:It's not fair for him to take a body fat percentage test alongside his scantily clad sister since it gave him a chub and that might skew the results? quote:I have no attraction towards my sister
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Breetai posted:Autistic dude thinks that he can get away with not bathing/getting wet because his mum says that he doesn't have to shower that day, but later on needs to get wet to take the measurement. Rants that it's unfair, and that his sister is not put out by the situation like he is because she doesn't mind getting wet. Focuses entirely on the physical cues that he interprets as signifying that his sister doesn't mind getting wet without explicitly stating that he doesn't, she does, and therefore the situation is unfair. Yeah, I think the thing with the hair-pull and the clothing is that those are signs that suggest (to him, anyway) that the sister really enjoyed the experience, because it was like a swimming outing for her and hence fun or at least acceptable. He doesn't explicitly state that he dislikes/has sensory defensiveness towards water, presumably because he has poor theory of mind and doesn't realize that it isn't intuitive, but I think his intent is clearly "my sister really enjoyed this and I really didn't, so that's unfair." There are still some weird gaps in the story, like why the mom decided her children needed an underwater weighing test, but who knows what's going on there.
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honestly it seems like a well done troll
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i miss otterman
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I [24/F] waited to get married to have sex and now we have been married for a month and I hate sex. How do I tell my husband [29M/] that I never want to have sex ever again ?
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gentle pete posted:I [24/F] waited to get married to have sex and now we have been married for a month and I hate sex. How do I tell my husband [29M/] that I never want to have sex ever again ? how can you post just the title to this one? it's incredible quote:Background info : we've been dating long distance for 4 years. I wanted to save my first kiss for our wedding and so we did that. He is 5 years older than me.  get therapy
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Triad FMF (3 months as triad, but gf and I are together 5 years) - Man loses erection, how can we help?quote:My girlfriend (27) and I (F, 31) have been seeing a man (35) together for the last 3 months. We're polyamorous, so it's a relationship, not just about sex.
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CheesyDog posted:Triad FMF (3 months as triad, but gf and I are together 5 years) - Man loses erection, how can we help? Imagine being this guy, getting into a triad thing, and realizing you only like one of the girls involved
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Feb 20, 2017 01:00
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Part of his long con to convince them to open the relationship
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Mirthless posted:how can you post just the title to this one? it's incredible Organized religion: not even once
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The loving water measurement copypasta is still a gift and i'm a little surprised so many people here have never seen it before
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CheesyDog posted:Triad FMF (3 months as triad, but gf and I are together 5 years) - Man loses erection, how can we help? "It's okay! smily face! That's why I'm asking you about it in the middle of our bedroom activities!!!!"
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ArbitraryC posted:"It's okay! smily face! That's why I'm asking you about it in the middle of our bedroom activities!!!!" I think it's okay to ask about why someone's having sex problems during sex as a part of, you know, hopefully improving the sex or seeing if something is a problem for your partner? This seems like a weird thing to complain about.
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Antivehicular posted:I think it's okay to ask about why someone's having sex problems during sex as a part of, you know, hopefully improving the sex or seeing if something is a problem for your partner? This seems like a weird thing to complain about. A really good way to give someone performance anxiety (and thus, increase the likelihood of a shy dick in the future) is to grill him about his dick the moment something goes amiss.
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Dienes posted:A really good way to give someone performance anxiety (and thus, increase the likelihood of a shy dick in the future) is to grill him about his dick the moment something goes amiss. Yea the first time I couldn't finish, the girl didn't do any favors by asking "Hey, why couldn't you finish?" a bunch of times.
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Yeah, to be fair, it really needs to be one question. "Hey, are you okay?" is fine. "WHY ARE WE NOT loving ACCEPTABLY" repeated ten times in various permutations is not.
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Mirthless posted:how can you post just the title to this one? it's incredible get several years of therapy, in the meantime get a divorce posthaste
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Improbable Lobster posted:Dude probably doesn't shave his nuts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DCcxVpNzes&t=61s
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Not from /r/relationships, but still pretty horrifying https://www.susanjfowler.com/blog/2017/2/19/reflecting-on-one-very-strange-year-at-uber Some choice quotes: quote:On my first official day rotating on the team, my new manager sent me a string of messages over company chat. He was in an open relationship, he said, and his girlfriend was having an easy time finding new partners but he wasn't. He was trying to stay out of trouble at work, he said, but he couldn't help getting in trouble, because he was looking for women to have sex with. quote:When I joined Uber, the organization I was part of was over 25% women. By the time I was trying to transfer to another eng organization, this number had dropped down to less than 6%. Women were transferring out of the organization, and those who couldn't transfer were quitting or preparing to quit. There were two major reasons for this: there was the organizational chaos, and there was also the sexism within the organization. When I asked our director at an org all-hands about what was being done about the dwindling numbers of women in the org compared to the rest of the company, his reply was, in a nutshell, that the women of Uber just needed to step up and be better engineers. Please note that in this one, the "she" is an HR rep for Uber... quote:When I pointed out how few women were in SRE, she recounted with a story about how sometimes certain people of certain genders and ethnic backgrounds were better suited for some jobs than others, so I shouldn't be surprised by the gender ratios in engineering. Our meeting ended with her berating me about keeping email records of things, and told me it was unprofessional to report things via email to HR. quote:On my last day at Uber, I calculated the percentage of women who were still in the org. Out of over 150 engineers in the SRE teams, only 3% were women. Startups are the worst, Uber is the worst dads friend steve fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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zakharov posted:get several years of therapy, in the meantime get a divorce posthaste Might as well marry a therapist with the amount of hours you're going to have to spend with him
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Read the entire Uber thing, it's all gold. Holy cow.
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And then you talk about disparity in certain employment fields, and men claim "well women don't want to work those jobs". Sure they do, they just don't want to get loving harassed and bullied out of the workplace.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:And then you talk about disparity in certain employment fields, and men claim "well women don't want to work those jobs". Sure they do, they just don't want to get loving harassed and bullied out of the workplace. For real. I can't imagine trying to do my job while getting constantly harassed and undermined by a bunch of garbage men. Fwiw, I work for a tech company as a software engineer too. Except my employer is not a bunch of garbage tech bros, so that kind of poo poo would NEVER be tolerated.
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