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GaussianCopula posted:7m, 8.5m, 9m over the last 3 years of his contract, which is a lot of money for a TE, who had basically one good season, in which his team set NFL records. you remind me of somebody I know
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Ehud posted:you remind me of somebody I know OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOffice pats fan?
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FINGERBLASTER69 posted:It's such bullshit that the Patriots get to beat up on the AFCE every year while real teams actually have competitive division races There is only really competitive division in Football and that is the AFCN.
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Feb 20, 2017 15:57
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How can the most competitive division have the last decade's worst team in football?
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Lol "look at the AFC East, losing to the patriots more often then not" *Loses to Patriots at exactly the same rate*
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quote:Former Lions defensive back Stanley Wilson II had been arrested while naked for the third time in less than a year, and the second time in little more than a month. This guy, uh, this guy might need some help.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:23
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Lol wait am I understanding that to mean he's been arrested WHILE NAKED three times?
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Amy Pole Her posted:Lol wait am I understanding that to mean he's been arrested WHILE NAKED three times? And in Woodburn? I mean, Hillsboro or Molalla or maybe Troutdale sure, but he picked the least sexy Portland suburb. Edit: vvvvvv Parity in Putridity
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:How can the most competitive division have the last decade's worst team in football? competitive doesn't have to mean good
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FizFashizzle posted:If you criminalize nudity only criminals will be nude hehe
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https://twitter.com/martysaurusrex/status/833714241685315586 I'm gonna make a FA and trade thread
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Ok I made it https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3810811
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FizFashizzle posted:If you criminalize nudity only criminals will be nude 
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N: 12 NFL players* are coming to my home town in Finland on Feb 25,to hold a mini camp for Finnish national teams (plural because I'm guessing this included the women's team, hopefully). There's also going to be a free practice session open to anyone over 15. * Johnson Bademosi, DB/ST - Detroit Lions Gary Barnidge, TE - Cleveland Browns Kevin Hogan, QB - Cleveland Browns Jordan Cameron, TE - Miami Dolphins Alex Mack, OL - Atlanta Falcons Ben Garland, OL - Atlanta Falcons Cooper Helfet, TE - Oakland Raiders Oday Aboushi, OL - Houston Texans DeAngelo Williams, RB - Pittsburgh Steelers Zach Mettenberger, QB - Pittsburgh Steelers Barkevious Mingo, LB - New England Patriots V: Woo! I wonder if it they'll let me be tackled by Mingo what with a pathologic fracture on my sternum. Maybe it could be considered a type of euthanasia. E: Better get started on a gently caress a falcon sign
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You should make a sign version of this and follow Mettenberger around.
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Jerome Agricola posted:N: There are 6 Browns/Former Browns on that list. I think we can sum up that list as Gary Barnidge and his friends.
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Jerome Agricola posted:N: Is this gonna be like an American/Finnish cultural exchange program where they teach you guys how to play football and then the Finns all pile into a Skoda and teach the Americans how to drive rally
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Jerome Agricola posted:E: Better get started on a gently caress a falcon sign I better get started on a gently caress Jerome Agricola sign. 
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^^^ How unoriginal. Your insult has such a familiar ring, yet still rings hollow.Alaois posted:Is this gonna be like an American/Finnish cultural exchange program where they teach you guys how to play football and then the Finns all pile into a Skoda and teach the Americans how to drive rally I wouldn't trust so many players with Browns pedigree with a rally car. But apparently this thing is organized by something called American Football Without Barriers whatever that is, idk. So I'm forced to assume it's like medics sans frontieres, helping the underpriviledged through the magic of Big Hitz. Also, Beef Moe was supposed to be a part of the group but cancelled. Boo on that. Albeit he might've triggered me something fierce. Jerome Agricola fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Feb 20, 2017 |
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Here's Ahman Green talking about teamwork and leadership and stuff https://www.twitch.tv/ahmangreentv
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I just realized the Patriots are going to trade Jimmy Garoppolo for Ryan Tannehill, renegotiate his contract, and have him and Chris Hogan be the best dual deep threat pair in the league.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:How can the most competitive division have the last decade's worst team in football? because the other 3 teams average 10+ wins per year, and the Browns are almost never bad enough to pick #1 so there's usually someone worse
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Oh my god ive met my soulmate
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So I just watched the alleged Revis knockout video and I know the one dude lmao
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schweens posted:So I just watched the alleged Revis knockout video and I know the one dude lmao C'mon, details.
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SKULL.GIF posted:C'mon, details. I don't have details of what happened as I haven't spoken to him for years due to him being a huge rear end in a top hat to me. Years ago I got stoned with a bunch of friends and we had a discussion about religion and he walked into my friend's dorm room and told us all we were going to burn in hell for questioning the bible. He's also a huge Trump supporter so Revis is my favorite player of all time now. A friend of mine texted me telling me that I had to watch the video, which Revis is denying of course: Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QifI5d-kyoY
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Ehud posted:Tanneporn Good lord, and I thought I was a homer. Looking forward to the PFZ response
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One thing I was just discussing w/ coworkers - what if the Texans shipped Osweiler + picks to the Bears for Cutler? The bears have plenty of cap space, especially if they let Jeffrey go. Make Houston better, let Chicago rebuild, etc It's so great it'll never happen
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mastershakeman posted:One thing I was just discussing w/ coworkers - what if the Texans shipped Osweiler + picks to the Bears for Cutler? The bears have plenty of cap space, especially if they let Jeffrey go. Make Houston better, let Chicago rebuild, etc The Texans would still have to take a 9m cap hit while trading for Osweiler is a very bad PR move for Chicago, basically giving up on the season before it has started.
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GaussianCopula posted:The Texans would still have to take a 9m cap hit while trading for Osweiler is a very bad PR move for Chicago, basically giving up on the season before it has started. Yeah, trading a player is the same as cutting him for cap purposes. N: The Cowboys restructured the contracts of Tyron Smith and Travis Fredrick, creating $17.3M in cap room. V: This was basically built into their contracts and both have relatively team-friendly deals such that this is unlikely to cause problems. With the $4M in space they had previously, this gives the Cowboys more than enough room to work with, if not enough to make a splash (though I'm not such a big fan of those when the Joneses make them anyways). Jason Witten could get an extension next, reducing his cap hit this year and taking him through to retirement. R: There are reports that Romo is working with the Cowboys on a contract restructure to facilitate a trade. V: We'll see, I guess. Would be interesting if true. Still looks like the Texans are the most likely landing spot right now
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TheChirurgeon posted:Yeah, trading a player is the same as cutting him for cap purposes. Not quite. If they trade him, they're off the hook for this year's salary (16m) which the new team would pick up because this year is guaranteed. The signing bonuses would accelerate: that means they take a $9m cap hit (the remaining parts of his signing bonus) but not a $25m cap hit (which includes this year's salary). So basically, the Texans can ship Brock off to someone with $16m of cap space to burn and pay the other team some draft picks in exchange for torching their cap this year, though I'm sure there's some limitations on those sorts of trades. Maybe the Browns would like some extra picks. If they cut him this year they have to take the cap hit of both his salary this year and the prorated bonus.
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GaussianCopula posted:The Texans would still have to take a 9m cap hit while trading for Osweiler is a very bad PR move for Chicago, basically giving up on the season before it has started. And Chicago already gave up on the season by refusing to make any changes in the coaching staff that had the 2nd worst record in a century of play, as well as presumably getting rid of their starters at the two most important positions on offense with no plan besides trotting out matt '200 turnovers in a game' barkley edit: post above shows kind of what i'm thinking. without jeffrey or cutler bears are going to have like 80m in cap space so osweiler wouldn't hurt them
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mastershakeman posted:And Chicago already gave up on the season by refusing to make any changes in the coaching staff that had the 2nd worst record in a century of play, as well as presumably getting rid of their starters at the two most important positions on offense with no plan besides trotting out matt '200 turnovers in a game' barkley How dare you whitewash his 400 turnover game.
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evilweasel posted:Not quite. If they trade him, they're off the hook for this year's salary (16m) which the new team would pick up because this year is guaranteed. The signing bonuses would accelerate: that means they take a $9m cap hit (the remaining parts of his signing bonus) but not a $25m cap hit (which includes this year's salary). So basically, the Texans can ship Brock off to someone with $16m of cap space to burn and pay the other team some draft picks in exchange for torching their cap this year, though I'm sure there's some limitations on those sorts of trades. Maybe the Browns would like some extra picks. Yeah, I forgot his 2017 salary was fully guaranteed
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It would be hilarious if the Browns *had* to trade for osweiler to hit the salary floor because they couldn't sign anyone else.
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That's not how the salary floor works. It doesn't apply to a single season, it looks back over a four year window. And if the team doesn't spend the money, it just goes to the NFLPA.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:That's not how the salary floor works. It doesn't apply to a single season, it looks back over a four year window. And if the team doesn't spend the money, it just goes to the NFLPA. It's possible to underspend so far that you can't make it up, but it's really, really hard to do that and so far only the Raiders have even come close.
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