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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Philip Rivers posted:

im not 100% vegetarian currently but i cant eat pork bc pigs are too dang cute and i want one as a pet some day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2p5lLqautw

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Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010


what a beautiful oinking child!!! :kimchi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7leMctSTMc

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Philip Rivers posted:

im not 100% vegetarian currently but i cant eat pork bc pigs are too dang cute and i want one as a pet some day

they poo poo on they own balls

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jose posted:

they poo poo on they own balls

the current president regularly shits himself in public

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

hello, these are my beautiful and wonderful children, please be kind to them

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
they're the wrong color

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

they're the wrong color

there is nothing wrong about my children, they are perfect

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Philip Rivers posted:

hello, these are my beautiful and wonderful children, please be kind to them



can't wait to butcher and cure them :getin:

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


Philip Rivers posted:

hello, these are my beautiful and wonderful children, please be kind to them


their names?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

they're the wrong color

Philip Rivers posted:

there is nothing wrong about my children, they are perfect

sorry he's right they're gonna get

dePORKted

:smugdog:

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Pretty sure that if you're pro choice you have to eat them

If your pro life you have to charge them with a capital offense first

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Jose posted:

can't wait to butcher and cure them :getin:

blocked


josephine, booger, darling, and charlie is in the back

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
You can't have 2 joke names and 2 legit names, you've gotta keep the pattern up

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
eating animals is wrong

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

rudatron posted:

You can't have 2 joke names and 2 legit names, you've gotta keep the pattern up

when u have children u can name them whatever u want

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
The old bitch make the tweet?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

rudatron posted:

You can't have 2 joke names and 2 legit names, you've gotta keep the pattern up

charlie is a joke name

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

It is ethical to eat pigs because they would eat you if they had the chance.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
getting in on the pig page

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?


One, Two and Four

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

BAE OF PIGS posted:

getting in on the pig page

good page 2 b on

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Bruteman posted:

One, Two and Four

The pig in the back is named three so your attempt to make a joke failed.




Welcome to Trump's America

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
We cooked and ate a suckling pig for Christmas. Rip to that baby pig I ate

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

did trump do a thing yet? what new indignities must we face today?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



jBrereton posted:

wtf!!

A weasel is weasely recognized and a stoat 'stotally different!!

Now that's a sentence.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sympathetic to ethical vegans, because maybe pigs and cows think like people do, only simpler

On the other hand, bacon

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/833899054602002433
LOL

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Drunkboxer posted:

We cooked and ate a suckling pig for Christmas. Rip to that baby pig I ate

i ate blood sausage for christmas

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

what a turd of a man

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


make the tweet so i can go to sleep u old bitch!!!!

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

rudatron posted:

I'm sympathetic to ethical vegans, because maybe pigs and cows think like people do, only simpler

On the other hand, bacon

bacon is really overrated imo but carnitas/adobada are delicious

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

if you are not tolerant of rape, you support censorship

a good mentality

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Wasn't there something that happened, and Assange said if it happened, it would give himself up, and then it happened and it didn't? What was that again?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Philip Rivers posted:

bacon is really overrated imo but carnitas/adobada are delicious

make your own bacon from those pigs its a lot nicer than shop bacon

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lol so much for the so-called "tolerant" left who can't tolerate even one pedophile. Sad.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Wasn't there something that happened, and Assange said if it happened, it would give himself up, and then it happened and it didn't? What was that again?

If Obama pardoned Chelsea Manning, but Obama granted clemency, which is different in some subtle ways, so Assange said "gently caress that".

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_5VtoysNFs

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Wasn't there something that happened, and Assange said if it happened, it would give himself up, and then it happened and it didn't? What was that again?

Pardoning chelsea manning i think

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

if you are not tolerant of rape, you support censorship

a good mentality


So much for the tolerant left huh?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

*wakes up hung over and bewildered, sees old thread dead and new thread in its place* ugh what did i DO last night

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

docbeard posted:

It is ethical to eat pigs because they would eat you if they had the chance.

Human history is pretty much a game of cat and mouse with us squaring off against Pigkind. Right now, we're ahead so enjoy the spoils because tomorrow is anyone's game.

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