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Serf
May 5, 2011


murked by dragon posted:

my man, mustard is garbage and only barely works on sausages and pastrami sandwiches

no idea what a pastrami sandwich is but mustard rules on burgers and poo poo

ed balls

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



one thing i have in common with wapo's chris cillizza is we both think mayonnaise is bad and wrong

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
especially dijon

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
a friend of mine said she wanted to try the chizza..

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

tacodaemon posted:

one thing i have in common with wapo's chris cillizza is we both think mayonnaise is bad and wrong

I put mayo on a turkey melt and it was good

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

zegermans posted:

My wife and I cleaned up our basement in anticipation of our baby to give the cats more territory - our former outdoorsy cat figured out a way to sit on the HVAC venting in the basement rafters for warmth. She's a smart kitty.



I got that same Logitech mouse and it owns.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Serf posted:

no idea what a pastrami sandwich is but mustard rules on burgers and poo poo

ed balls

pastrami is the finest sandwich meat you heathen

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Ron Jeremy posted:



Grand mac.

would eat

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








:catdrugs:

Serf
May 5, 2011


if u don't put ketchup, mustard and mayo on yr burger then i don't gently caress w/ u

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

mister magpie posted:

I put mayo on a turkey melt and it was good

Wait. I like mayo. Dondald Torump likes mayo...

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

murked by dragon posted:

i have been advocating for pig's milk and by extension pig's cheese, as well as other pig based dairy products for quite some time in these threads

nothing goes down quite so smooth as a cool cup of unpasteurized mother's pig milk

unironic post: there's a community of somalis in my town that i help out from time to time by reviewing some documents and crap they have to sign and return for random crap like child support, medicaid coverage, etc - none of them speak english that well so reading the governmental dialect is basically a lol nope for them

literally every single one of them, when they've heard i'm a type-1 diabetic, has told me i need to drink camel milk because that totally helped the diabetes of (insert relation here) back in somalia

i still haven't come up with a smoother way to respond to that beyond "well, it's a shame you can't get that around here, isn't it"

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I got that same Logitech mouse and it owns.

:yeah:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Schnorkles posted:

pastrami is the finest sandwich meat you heathen
I've run the numbers and it's still ham, with cheese + mango chutney plus a nice crisp salad.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Schnorkles posted:

pastrami is the finest sandwich meat you heathen

stop making up words

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tacodaemon posted:

one thing i have in common with wapo's chris cillizza is we both think mayonnaise is bad and wrong

i actually enjoy it on the side with certain sandwiches,

i like to dip a corner in it to get just a tiny bit in every other bite or so

but the way pretty much every restaurant puts huge globs of it all over anything that it comes on is pretty terrible

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I would like a Grand Mac with no "special" sauce.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Serf posted:

no idea what a pastrami sandwich is but mustard rules on burgers and poo poo

ed balls

meat mountain

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Schnorkles posted:

pastrami is the finest sandwich meat you heathen

What about corned beef?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I guess we've moved beyond milk as a white supremacist symbol and on to... water?

https://twitter.com/scofieldsdelena/status/834033833058111488

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Addamere posted:

i dont get this

do non famous people actually make vlogs of themselves doing normal everyday stuff in the hopes of a few dozen pity views or the delusion that they will somehow become a youtube superstar by eating a burger on camera??

yes but also some non famous people do become a youtube superstar by eating a burger on camera and make millions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OKZk808aCQ

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Schnorkles posted:

i don't really eat fast food it makes me feel like poo poo.

i dont really eat food it makes me poo poo

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Serf posted:

the only bad condiment is horseradish

Wtf

Serf
May 5, 2011



not gonna lie i would eat whatever this poo poo is

but that's not saying much i'll eat anything

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I got that same Logitech mouse and it owns.

i didnt even notice the mouse in the picture but i too have it

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

MaxxBot posted:

I guess we've moved beyond milk as a white supremacist symbol and on to... water?

https://twitter.com/scofieldsdelena/status/834033833058111488

Staying hydrated is important

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Schnorkles posted:

i don't really eat fast food it makes me feel like poo poo.

it gives me the shits

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

MaxxBot posted:

I guess we've moved beyond milk as a white supremacist symbol and on to... water?

https://twitter.com/scofieldsdelena/status/834033833058111488

no, this kid is just a weirdo

every school has 'em, larger the university the more diverse and intense the weirdos

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Serf posted:

no idea what a pastrami sandwich is

wtf

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

MaxxBot posted:

I guess we've moved beyond milk as a white supremacist symbol and on to... water?

https://twitter.com/scofieldsdelena/status/834033833058111488

water is good tho :(

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



there is some cow running loose in queens right now and it's seemingly got all of journalist twitter distracted

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Feminasty Slut posted:

Staying hydrated is important

why not a bottle

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

MaxxBot posted:

I guess we've moved beyond milk as a white supremacist symbol and on to... water?

https://twitter.com/scofieldsdelena/status/834033833058111488

This is just a weightlifting thing. Usually not a plastic milk jug but w/e.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

thats a nice sweaty bag of limes u got there hombre

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

MaxxBot posted:

I guess we've moved beyond milk as a white supremacist symbol and on to... water?

https://twitter.com/scofieldsdelena/status/834033833058111488

This is a really weird thing to get upset over

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
maybe he's going for that trick where you drink so much water it makes you drunk

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


zegermans posted:

My wife and I cleaned up our basement in anticipation of our baby to give the cats more territory - our former outdoorsy cat figured out a way to sit on the HVAC venting in the basement rafters for warmth. She's a smart kitty.



torties are the best

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
loving white people and their abnormal means of hydration

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Serf posted:

the only bad condiment is horseradish

leave this place and never speak to me or my large sons agaib

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Serf
May 5, 2011


Kurtofan posted:

why not a bottle

people are always carrying around water jugs esp if they're working out. i see this poo poo every day

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