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knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

Coolguye posted:

reminder that this state was red

Still is

niiiiiiiced bapls

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
my dog is pretty brilliant and also incredibly adorable

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

when i say 'was' i mean 'it broke for trump in the election'

now this

chaos reigns

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Gringostar posted:

one of my cats has a ton of problem solving skills

he can open doors that have handles, he figured out how to work the water dispenser on the fridge, and opens the sliding shower door

http://i.imgur.com/YV8DNtr.mp4

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

BUSH 2112 posted:

you know, i was gonna say the cat is trump and the dog is clinton, but the dog actually managed to break the glass ceiling so idk

the dog is antifa

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

BUSH 2112 posted:

you know, i was gonna say the cat is trump and the dog is clinton, but the dog actually managed to break the glass ceiling so idk

lol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:ssh: Hey assholes. It's not up to you.

Serf
May 5, 2011


i have two cats, both of which are dumb as hell, and a dog, who is arguably an inanimate object

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
:rip: again, president donald j trump

wonder if spicey will talk about the president dead

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm how do we capture this labor and use it to produce capital

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

and here my cat is a lazy moocher who doesnt work for her food

im gonna buy me one of these things so she can lift herself up by her adorable little bootstraps

(do not force your cat to wear boots)

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

prefect posted:

:ssh: Hey assholes. It's not up to you.

--king george iii

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

prefect posted:

:ssh: Hey assholes. It's not up to you.

it isn't but this in terms of symbolic gently caress yous this is a pretty strong one

again, coming from one of the states that was critical to him getting the white house

l o l

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

BUSH 2112 posted:

you know, i was gonna say the cat is trump and the dog is clinton, but the dog actually managed to break the glass ceiling so idk

yeah its a door not ceiling

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

how about this winner



wanna see the rest of that 'shelf

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

oh cool you have advanced problem solving and tool-usage skills? too bad youre going to drop dead in about eight months, lmao you headfoot fucko

tbf a large lifespan hasn't worked out so great for us

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

The Brown Menace posted:

lol at friend ben being sent off on a spirit quest to uncover the true meaning of HUDsmas by trump

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

why

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Yinlock posted:

tbf a large lifespan hasn't worked out so great for us

actually it has

mine isn't long enough still

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Pissy pissy, drink drink!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

one of my cats has a ton of problem solving skills

he can open doors that have handles, he figured out how to work the water dispenser on the fridge, and opens the sliding shower door

cats are extremely smart when it comes to getting to places they aren't allowed

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




you guys got six pages to make this thread restart amusing

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Coolguye posted:

my dog is pretty brilliant and also incredibly adorable

my dog is dead

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Turdfuzz posted:

my dog is dead

this is sad news friend :(

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
we need to bring back non stop piss related posts and jokes and memes. PISS

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
my dog is adorable and also a complete idiot

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Addamere posted:

and here my cat is a lazy moocher who doesnt work for her food

im gonna buy me one of these things so she can lift herself up by her adorable little bootstraps

(do not force your cat to wear boots)

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mr. Jive posted:

The Grand Mac is an affront and should not exist. It actually comes with a sheet of wax paper to hold in the contents while you eat.

Then there's the new Double Quarter Pounder, which for some reason isn't named the Half Pounder, etc etc

Its because it's two patties and not a single half pound party

Ex. I order a 16oz t bone I expect one 1lb steak, not 4 4oz ones

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





apropos of nothing but maybe this can be a palette cleanser

here are the USDA's requirements for legally labelling and selling something as fruit cocktail in the greatest nation on eartf



big peach :arghfist::pranke:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gringostar posted:

one of my cats has a ton of problem solving skills

he can open doors that have handles, he figured out how to work the water dispenser on the fridge, and opens the sliding shower door

I got my cat a timed feeder and he tore the loving thing apart and ate everything inside it within three hours.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Holy poo poo, I want one of those for my cats. That's the best thing I've seen in 2017.

My cat that I found in a car engine knows how to turn on our sink, and frequently takes showers in it. It's really gross and cute.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

you guys got six pages to make this thread restart amusing

i wasn't aware this thread's purpose was to entertain you, specifically

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

my dog had his balls chopped off so i never even got to know if he was gay or not :(

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Al! posted:

my preferred pronouns are xeljanz/xr/tofacitinib/citrate

This is my son, Jaxin, and my daughter, Xeljanz

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whay is that not a .gov link? do states not get to use that ?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Dom is Here posted:

wanna see the rest of that 'shelf

its a full wall builtin w a bar and lil liquor section imcorporated


comic books on bottom shelf

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Let's make this a cat/dog RP thread please

Name: that dick
Race: cat

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

you monster

i said please :(

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Trapezound posted:

apropos of nothing but maybe this can be a palette cleanser

here are the USDA's requirements for legally labelling and selling something as fruit cocktail in the greatest nation on eartf



big peach :arghfist::pranke:

If you get fruit cocktail without any cherries, you have failed at life. :(

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I'm gonna get a grand mac to cry over after this class is over

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