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Valet parking!? Can't these idiots park their own cars!?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:34 |
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bradzilla posted:Hmm yes it's totally normal to think that grocery shopping is some insurmountable, monolithic task Hmm yes it's totally normal to give a poo poo how people get their shopping done
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:37 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:I always wondered who was buying these Joe Biden? Atmus posted:I had some Sara Lee bread last 6-8 months without mold. I didn't have the nerve to see if it still tasted good, but the ducks didn't mind. I didn't stick around to see if they died or mutated or whatever though. You shouldn't feed ducks bread.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:58 |
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Joey Freshwater posted:Hmm yes it's totally normal to give a poo poo how people get their shopping done Welcome to the Something Awful forums where they also care about how other people like steak and circumcision.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:09 |
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Len posted:Welcome to the Something Awful forums where they also care about how other people like steak and circumcision. fight me
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:25 |
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Those onion rings look tasty! To actually contribute something for once, my favorite thing is how they keep trying to kill Captain Iglo/Birdseye yet they always keep bringing the old sea dog back as a mascot to sell fish products. First started in the sixties. Put him on a hiatus with a newspaper obituary in 1971. Brought him back in 1974. Replaced him with a younger, suave version in 1998. Went back to the older version in less than two years. Retired him again in 2014 to focus on families in their advertising. Brought him back again to peddle fish-sticks to his crew of young sailors in 2016. The legend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qt_182NE_M The pale imitation from the late nineties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zRI-dKrcSY Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 18:46 on Feb 21, 2017 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Huh. So that's what they do with the foreskins.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:33 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Joe Biden? I know. These ducks were enemies.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 18:34 |
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Why is bread bad for ducks and is it also bad for geese?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 19:47 |
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bongwizzard posted:Why is bread bad for ducks and is it also bad for geese? Yes, the birds get next to no nutrition from the bread, which fills their stomachs, so they don't feel the need to seek out real food. A young duck or goose fed on bread will develop crooked wings, called "angel wing," which is incurable one they've grown up and makes flight impossible. This means they'll never migrate, if they even make it to migration season since they're easy prey without flight. E: instead, get a cheap bag of duck feed from a local farmers' shop, or consider tossing steel cut oats, veggie peels, halved grapes, thawed frozen peas, or cracked corn to your waterfowl pals. Take extra to trade with folks who bring bread, most people just want to help the ducks and have no idea they're causing harm. Rat Patrol has a new favorite as of 19:56 on Feb 21, 2017 |
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Actual duck feed from a feed store is way cheaper than bread also. The only real downside is you can't frisbee it out as far.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 20:21 |
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Does it last longer than two days without refrigeration?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:53 |
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Probably. If you are some kind of weirdo with perfectly good duck feed but no ambition to go feed non-enemy ducks.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 21:59 |
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Does duck feed come in a bag with a tag? Because I need bread tags for all my lifehacks.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 22:02 |
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I put my duck feed in the freezer so my duck can get to it easier.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 23:56 |
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lol if you dont have Enrique feed the ducks while you enjoy your freshly prepared foie gras
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 00:18 |
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Double Punctuation posted:lol if you dont have Enrique feed the ducks while you enjoy your freshly prepared foie gras Enrique actually dresses in a duck costume for me and I feed him anything his duckling heart desires.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 00:40 |
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I feed ducks other ducks and then grind them into flour which I use to make bread which I feed ducks. The ducks where I live are so loving ducky you don't even know.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 02:52 |
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Double Punctuation posted:lol if you dont have Enrique feed the ducks while you enjoy your freshly prepared foie gras lol if you don't have your ducks' Enriques collect the bread from the floor and delicately place each piece in their awaiting bills.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:00 |
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Feed geese bread, not ducks. Geese are the worst
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:48 |
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̳̫̲͊̓̄̂̌ͯ̒͑͡d̛̺̹̳̝͙͋͑͛͂ͯ͑̂̀u̷̺̘͙̺͙̗͖̖̪ͯ̆̈́̿ͫ̌͌ç̝̗̪̹͈̬̔ͩ̂̅ͦǩͫ̒͏͎̮͚̬ͅs̸̵͍̰̩͕̿̅̐̈́ͫ̎ͬ͟ ̨̱̳̲̣̜͍̟̬ͩͬ́ͤ̚͟ͅd̞̪̳̩͑u̷͖͈͈̤̖̯͓̓ͤͧ͜͝c̞̗̹̠̘͙̤͌́ķ̷̗̠̜̮͊ͧͩ͋̾̈͆s̩͓͕̲̣̿̄͛̊̊͊̊͞͞ ̯̱̩̟̮̖̺̫̹̓̊ ̷̛͓̜͎̟̔̉̚͜d̤̙̰̯̱̲̜ͫͩͨ͞u̵̶̥̥͛ͧͬ̾̀č̦̠͍̖̒̅ͅk̸̬͕͓̆̑͆͆̊̓ͧs̲̣̱͕̱͂͑̏́̎͊̀ ̵̝̗̠̰͆̓̇ͬd̡̗͎̥̪͍͇̗̓ͤ̊͛̔̅̊͘u̇̅̊ͭ͂͡҉͚̣̗̬̜č̿̾̅̒̈ͣͨ͏̷͏̩̱̰̰̬̤͈k̊͆ͨ̔͜҉̬͓̪̯̘̪͎̥͞ş͚̹ͥ̇͂ ̳͙̦̺̮̎̇ͣ̐͠d̢͓̤͙̤̓ͦ̔̃̀ų̲͕͓̇̊̂̒̍͊̀ͬ̚͠͠c̛̱͉̪̞̮̎ͧ͞ͅk̰̞̰̹̾ͣͮͣ̂ͫͪ͞ş͔̥ͬͩͪͪ ͖̮͙̩̫̲̙̋͗̓̚d̴̹̣̘̗͖̂͗͋̾͜͠u̩͈̘̐ͬ͜c̹̖͍̐͛ͬ̐͛̋̀k̋̋̇̿̅̆̇ͅs̷̹͐̋̈́ͩ̈̃ͫ͡ ̷̰̫̫͖̚͘dͬ͏̬̟̤͟͟ų̞̪̼̣̪̗͕̽̒c̢̭͙̳̦̰̪̯͌̌̅ͫ̔̓ͤ̋k͇̘͎͉͖̖̰͎ͩͧ͡s̭̞͇̖̦̆̽̀ͫ̓̇̐̚ ͈͔̩̣̦̲̇͗̾ͨ̆͡d͔̱̺̼͉͕̺̬ͨ̈ͮ̃ͣͮ͟͜uͭ̈́ͩ̑͗̓͛͑̂͏͈̺͝ç̵̮̜͉ͨͬk̬͈̩̦ͯͪ͟ͅs̛̺ͩͩͮ͑͆̑ ͚̝̆̇͋ͨͭ̐ͯ̄͑d̜̖̘͕̩̮̜̙ͦù̋̿͏̵҉͔͕̰͙̘͚čͪ͋҉̬̙̣̞̮ķ͈̱̲͓͎͔͈ͫ́s̶̭̣͉̗͎̣͕̗͌̈́ ̥̥͈̘̾̅ͨ͜ ̭̉̔̈́̏̉͗d̡̆̽͆̓ͣ҉̼̰̘ư̱̭̥̦̮͗̿̀c̢̬̫ͬ̋k̻͖̳͓̰̰̳̘̈͗ͦͭ͐̽͋ͮͅs̼̟̭̣̰̬̒̒͋͊̈́̇́ͅ ̴̯̤͍͌ͪ͐̃́ͅd͖̝͕̭̗͕̽̎̂͋ͥu̢̺͉͉͆͆ͦ̈́́͢c̵̝͎̣̟͒͋̽̋ͮͬͥ́͜k̛͖̟͛ͮ̂ͪ͗ͥs̵̘̮̺̩̭̊̊̂ͯͧͣͩ ̵͙̈́͌ͮ̋̏͗͠d͒̉ͦ̓̿ͦ̄̕͏͕͈u̒̽̔̋ͦ̇͗̋͢҉͈̣̟̼ç̻͔͚͕̻̱̽ͦ͊̀k̩̹͋͑ͭs̶̢̛͎̣͚ͥ̇̄ͅ ̛̘̺̯͉̆̏̐̊̆͜ͅd̶̗̤̝̗̼̒̊͗͗̚͠u̢̹͎͚̣̓͗͂ͭ̆ͬ̌ͤͮ̕c̰͍͈̃̅ͯͤ̂̐͌k͎͉͔̥̪̿̌̃̇ͪ̀ͅş͔͇̤̾̆̈́͊ͦͦ̈͊̚͡͞ͅ ̢͕̬͈̦̯̬ͫ͌͑ḋ͇u̗̼̣̞͗ͤ̌̀̓ͅc̷̩̖̳͎͉͔̹͆k̨̙͖̞͖̺̪̋̉̿ͥ̓̐̊ͅͅs̶̡̩̟̰͛̒̈̌͋̈́̉͒̇ ̡̢̣̫̱̬̌͐̿ͫ͘d̸̻̩̘̜̺̪̼͗ͣͬͫͥ̃ú͉̠̪͚̞̠̠̮̇͆̈̑c̖̠̟̅̍̑̂̕͟͠k̦̹͕̈́̅ͯ͆̒̐͑̑͌͘sͨ̑̂ͮ҉̧̪͍̭ ͔͚̜̩̹̫̰̠ͩͨ̒͒ͦͬͣ̚͘d̼̘̺̈́ͣu̗̼̼͒ͤͥ͛̐̊͝c̵̼̄͂͐͊͋k̛͇̰̮̱̖̻̈ͭ̅̿͡s̡̡̳̩̙̱̗̊̄͡ ̭̘͕̟̗͚͚̰̓̒̾ ̵̻̯̝̄ͥ͌d̮̤̓̇͂͊͂̐͑̀u̵̢͒͒͆̑̿͐ͩͬ͏̩̪c̣̱̦͖̆̇ͬ̇͢k̢̛̻͉̫͓̼͂̏̅̒͑̏̎̈́̕s̸̨͓̖͍̦̩͖̲̱͇̓̒ͣͧ̈́͠ ̗͙̎̿͊͐͂̎̌̏̈d͕̼̃̐ͨ̋̅͊͛̌ͤ́͝ͅṵ̤̻͙͊̽̊͗ͭ̀͡͡c͕ͦ̇ͧͭ͘͜ͅk̴̡̝͙͙̠̃̄̓̽͛ͯs̜͖̖ͨ͆͑̎̑̀͞ ̧̹͈̩̗͛͛̉͆ͣ̍̄d͂͗̇̆̂̃ͮ̚͟҉͏̲̺ű͉̺̫̪͙̺̄ͯͭ̅͐c̅ͬ̏ͥͮ̍ͭͤ̚҉̰̬k̳̟̙͕̘ͬ̊͆̔͂̃̏ͅs̢͖̙̱̩̞̙̒ͫ̾̊ ̸̧̗̖͙̗͈͎͊ͫ͝d͖̬̭͆ͫ͗̌ͣ͜͝u̡̗͚̥̳̟̩͊ͤ̽͛ͯ͐ͭ̔́ͅc͙̤̠̺̙̩̱̱̎̈́̋͑͑ͦ͑ͩ̚͜͜͡k͇͓͈͍͙̟͔ͤ̿̈́ͯͩ͛̇̈́̕͜s̅͋̀̉̎ͯ̚͏͕ͅ ̺͙̐̆́d̴̚҉̲̦u̸͉̝̘̳̓͒ͯͪ͢c̴̴̶͍̠̝͍̈̓̆̄͒͂k̶̩̠ͪ͋͂ͤ̃̓̊͛̕s̷̺̹͉͎̜ͫ̈̾̉͋ ̛̯̗̘͓̺͗͠d͔̞̟ͨ͆͋͛̅̒ͨư̺̜̭̝͒̉̍̂c̥̮̫͎̻̻̬̫̏̆̄̔ͯ͒̐̍k̢̯̙̮̈̅ͥṩ̺̳̗̺̻̩̾͟͞ ̘̰͇̠̽́͟d̫͙͆ͯͩͮͣ̾͢ŭ̇̉҉̳̞̗̫̤͙͟͞c̨͖̖͖͕͔̮̾ͤ̌͑͋̐͊ͯ͛kͣ͌͂ͫͭ̾̈̿͏̶̤̩̦̰̙͚̖͈͜s̴ͦ̆͐ͨ̎͒͊ͥ͏͉̣̯ ̦̫̦̤̘̬̥̳͚̉ͥ ̵̗͙̼̣̪͉̬͐̌ͭ̀͌̅́̀̚̕d̞̗̬̻͇̼̹́͑ụ̶̡̒͐ͩ̎̅̊̇͒c̣͙̈́̏͊̅̊̇̽̚ḵ̷̶̟̟̳̯̹̤̭͖͛̓ͪ̔̚s̸͎̬̪̹͈̪̖ͤ͐̇̐̉̊͘ ̡̛̟̝̻̦͚̰̮̍͂͋̚d̴̶̜͉̈́̋͋͜u̷͎͙̓č̨̼̠̂̔̿͞k̶͉͓̭̦̲ͨs̽͐ͮͩ̇͆͏͈ ̛̙͖͍͕̳̫͓̗̂̅̂͆̏ͯ̃͢d̛̫̞͔͇̝̯͈͕̲ͧ̂̑̀ǘ̵̢̻̭̘̮̯̘̹̚͢c̶̶̙͒̒̎̎̏͞k̷̳̮͈̲͓̬͉̗̳̓̿̀s̡̺̮͍ͮ̇͗̏ͣ́̒̏̉͡ ͪ̈͏̥̱̲̘̠̟͡ḏ̬̗͈̓͊̀̓̌ͫ̅́ͅǔ̙͍̠́͋͒̎̈́̏͠͠c̫͓̠̤̀̇ͤ̂k̢͈̫̠̠̮̬̫͋ͧ̔͒̂̑s̠̫̱̮͇̘̆͌ ͇͕̲̖͇̺̝͉͆̐ͩͬ͐̚ḓ̰̪͍̩̬̝̩ͨ̂̏̔̂͘ṵ̳͆ͯ͜͠c̷̦̿͡k̝̼̳̼̺̟̝̟͒̈́̃͋̾̌͘͟s̺̣̠̱̐̂̉̇͒͝ ̢̹͍̱̪̜͗͂̅̀́ďͤ̂͂͏̯̱̫͘u̝͓͙͕̺̖̼̲̎̌ͯͯ̋ͪ̚̕c̢̨̙̬̎k̙̲̭̥ͨ͑ͦ̈́̉s̷̺̗̟̟̟̀͒̈̄ͪͥͭ̒͌ ̵̛͇͉̩̲͔̻̍͐̉̓͆̚͠ͅd̃͆͏̻͇͎͉̣u͚̻̼͇̇̅ͨ͘͡c̛̻̠͙̯ͭ̃̀͢k̫̩̜̣̣̱̖̫͒̅̋̃̇s̬͇̩̩͍͗̑̔͌͌͆̀̚͡͡
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ToxicSlurpee posted:l͠ol͜ i͡f ̷y̕ou d̸on͠'̶t ̀h͢av͡e ̀y̢our̡ E̷nriqu̡ę e e ̢e̛n͡n͘n̨è ͏n҉ȩnen͟n̕nne̴n͡en̴e̶ ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:08 |
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I just pay a San Francisco based service $13.99 a month to deliver food to the ducks in individual foil wrapped satchels.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 08:47 |
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Red Bones posted:I just pay a San Francisco based service $13.99 a month to deliver food to the ducks in individual foil wrapped satchels. $13.99? Sure, if you don't spring for the $24.99 gluten free version. Don't you loving care about those ducks and their gluten allergies?
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 09:12 |
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gently caress 'em, they're just ducks.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 19:52 |
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SiKboy posted:gently caress 'em, they're just ducks. ...I once said while playing King of Dragon Pass. It did not end well.
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# ? Feb 22, 2017 21:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yamc6Y7dgac
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 00:35 |
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Stolen from the Terrible Car Stuff Thread Mister Kingdom posted:Don't forget the Nissan Rogue's starring role in Heroes SpannerX posted:And the Nissan Versa! Falken posted:"OMG Daddy you're giving me the ROGUE?!" Sagebrush posted:this is a page from the Heroes tie-in comic
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The Door Frame posted:Stolen from the Terrible Car Stuff Thread I'll never forget watching Smallville as a kid and thinking how fake and bad it sounded when they had a Toyota tie in that led to Chloe yelling Take my Yaris!
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 10:10 |
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The Door Frame posted:Feed geese bread, not ducks. Geese are the worst This is sort of where I was going with my question. I loving hate geese and will be perfectly happy if I never saw another one for the rest of my life. Their eggs, however, are incredibly delicious and I'm going to steal as many as I can when they start nesting in the spring.
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jojoinnit posted:I'll never forget watching Smallville as a kid and thinking how fake and bad it sounded when they had a Toyota tie in that led to Chloe yelling Take my Yaris! Why learn to fly when you can drive a brand new Toyota Yaris?
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:08 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Is this steaks or circumscisions?
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 20:29 |
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King Doom posted:Is this steaks or circumscisions? Looks like curly fries slathered in bbq sauce.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 21:37 |
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King Doom posted:Is this steaks or circumscisions? Small. Pastries.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 21:40 |
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King Doom posted:Is this steaks or circumscisions? Both. It's fried bull foreskins.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 21:43 |
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plainswalker75 posted:++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. did you ever know that you're my hero
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 00:01 |
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I have not set foot in a grocery store in years. Nevermore will I bumble through endless confusing aisles like a pack-donkey searching for feed while the smell of rotting flesh fills my nostrils and fluorescent lights sear my eyeballs and sappy love songs torture my ears. Grocery shopping is a multisensory living nightmare. There are services that will make someone else do it for me but I cannot in good conscience force a fellow soul through this gauntlet.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:19 |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:l͠ol͜ i͡f ̷y̕ou d̸on͠'̶t ̀h͢av͡e ̀y̢our̡ E̷nriqu̡ę e e ̢e̛n͡n͘n̨è ͏n҉ȩnen͟n̕nne̴n͡en̴e̶ Are you having a stroke?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:09 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:
This looked like squid at first and actually looked decent. Also Google now thinks this page is in Vietnamese thanks to that post.
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Ultima66 posted:Also Google now thinks this page is in Vietnamese thanks to that post. Có thật không? Điêu đo không tôt.
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