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Yea like I'm feeding fresh bodies into the capitalist machine.
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SpaghetioSexNoises posted:Yea like I'm feeding fresh bodies into the capitalist machine. Who knew "prolefeed" had an alternate meaning?
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Feb 22, 2017 01:43
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If I had kids in my 20's, I'd be dealing with teenagers approaching adulthood right about now. They'd also be far more hosed up than they are now because they would've been parented by a man child during their formative years. Less so now because I'm old and crotchety and proof that anyone can learn the hard way eventually. There are advantages to starting a bit later, like having a more comfortable financial situation and a poo poo tonne of hand me downs from the breeders in your circle of friends who came before you (pun intended). You also learn from their mistakes. Like gently caress those child rearing books or that bullshit "what to expect when you're expecting" drek. gently caress them, gently caress them right in the ear. If that 8 pound poo spewing noise machine wasn't shat out with an instruction booklet stuck to the placenta, those books will be like buying a Haynes manual for a 2001 Volkswagen Scirocco just to fix your 2003 Ford F150. Sure they both have 4 wheels and engines that go vroom, but thats about it.
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Feb 22, 2017 02:00
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Jailbrekr posted:If I had kids in my 20's, I'd be dealing with teenagers approaching adulthood right about now. They'd also be far more hosed up than they are now because they would've been parented by a man child during their formative years. Less so now because I'm old and crotchety and proof that anyone can learn the hard way eventually. this guy fucks
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Feb 22, 2017 02:02
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:when my son is 18 im kid free and i will be 39 and going back to being a shithead exactly. i'll be 40. got that poo poo out of the way.
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Feb 22, 2017 02:06
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spacetoaster posted:I think these people who don't want to have kids are just natures way of keeping bad genes out of circulation. I just donate at multiple sperm banks. Spread my seed without the financial responsibility
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Feb 22, 2017 02:27
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Shayl posted:A big reason I don't want to have kids because of the irreversible damage to my body it'll cause. I have other reasons too, but man, I just don't want to stretch my vag out that much. Ow. They oversewed my wife's vag post delivery and she seems to have permanent hemorrhoids from the extreme pushing. 
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Feb 22, 2017 03:28
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Fiddler on the Reef posted:They oversewed my wife's vag post delivery and she seems to have permanent hemorrhoids from the extreme pushing. op pls put this in the op jesus christ
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Feb 22, 2017 03:32
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Fiddler on the Reef posted:They oversewed my wife's vag post delivery and she seems to have permanent hemorrhoids from the extreme pushing. 
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Feb 22, 2017 03:37
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It's probably worth having kids just for that sweet Child Tax Credit.
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Feb 22, 2017 03:52
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:It's probably worth having kids just for that sweet Child Tax Credit. not worth if it if you get hemmroids and your vagoo stapled shut
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Feb 22, 2017 04:03
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Professor SJW posted:not worth if it if you get hemmroids and your vagoo stapled shut There are so, so many things they don't warn women about when it comes to what it does to your body (maybe because none of us would have babies if we knew??) Also there is a lot of mucus and poop at all times. Childbirth is gross and also dangerous. Yay. What's the worst thing that could happen during a birth? Needing an epidural? Maybe a c-section? NO YOU AND THE BABY CAN BOTH DIE. gently caress that, especially considering we wouldn't be good parents and I wouldn't enjoy it. Shayl fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Feb 22, 2017 04:27
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Oh yeah, when my friend's sister gave birth to her first kid it split her open so far that it permanently damaged the nerve endings down there and now she has no feeling.
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Feb 22, 2017 04:54
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b-minus1 posted:Imagine working a dead end job, having no social life, playing video games all night, and posting in gbs on a Saturday night, in your 20's The dream life right here imo
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Feb 22, 2017 05:01
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Shayl posted:Childbirth is gross and also dangerous. Actually, an appreciation for Cronenberg can help carry you through a lot of the difficult parts of having children.
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Feb 22, 2017 05:15
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Im a no childer but I no longer pretend its due to some sacrifice for the planet like population control or something, instead its openly because my longterm partner and I would not be able to provide for a kid on a dual income less than 100k which is where we're at right now and we're OK with living a nontraditional life Kinda insane how two incomes cannot adequately raise a family in many cases when several decades ago it was the norm in the US to have one earner in a family
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Feb 22, 2017 05:48
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:Im a no childer but I no longer pretend its due to some sacrifice for the planet like population control or something, instead its openly because my longterm partner and I would not be able to provide for a kid on a dual income less than 100k which is where we're at right now and we're OK with living a nontraditional life So when are you going to stop pretending it's because $100K/yr isn't enough? Because that's plenty of money. http://mrmoneymustache.com 
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I guess it would be cool to be the hot M/DILF to your kids' classmates or friends.Jailbrekr posted:If I had kids in my 20's, I'd be dealing with teenagers approaching adulthood right about now. They'd also be far more hosed up than they are now because they would've been parented by a man child during their formative years. Less so now because I'm old and crotchety and proof that anyone can learn the hard way eventually. There's no such thing as a 2001 Scirocco.
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Feb 22, 2017 11:21
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lotta assblasted parents itt trying to defend their decisions.
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Feb 22, 2017 11:22
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Some people say you can't truly be an adult until you have children of your own.
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Feb 22, 2017 14:17
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The people that say that have kids and are salty lol
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Feb 22, 2017 14:20
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A Strange Aeon posted:Some people say you can't truly be an adult until you have children of your own. that's funny because some of the biggest immature fuckups i know are parents
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Feb 22, 2017 14:47
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maturity has nothing to do with age and/or life experiences i'm the living proof on the other hand, some of you 30-somethings here sound ancient
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Feb 22, 2017 14:54
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Do you love your kids? If so, why?
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Feb 22, 2017 14:58
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I like to think of this thread as my child imo , and I love my dead gay forum
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Zzulu posted:Do you love your kids? I love my kids, because my 3 year old is funny AF and the 1 year old sometimes giggles at me which makes up for the screaming. My son refers to himself as "Boy" in the 3rd person and it makes everything he says gold. However - I have put on ~20 lbs the past few years largely due to them soaking all time during the day. Exercise was the lowest priority thing and was removed from my schedule without a commensurate change in eating habits.
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Feb 22, 2017 15:57
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The Bible posted:I had one kid about 2 years ago at 32. Gonna go out on a limb here and say the reason it's exhausting is because of your piece of poo poo wife. Everyone's gotta tag out once in a while.
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Feb 22, 2017 17:37
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:However - I have put on ~20 lbs the past few years largely due to them soaking all time during the day. Exercise was the lowest priority thing and was removed from my schedule without a commensurate change in eating habits.
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Feb 22, 2017 18:05
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I live in Utah where that's the reality lmao
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Feb 22, 2017 18:08
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proctorbot posted:Honestly having a kid sucks a lot. It just drains all your energy and sucks your vitality from you until you are a withered husk wishing for death. I hope I will change my mind when I'm an old man and she's an adult but right now it feels like the biggest mistake I ever made. This is ficking sad. I feel bad for your daughter. 
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Feb 22, 2017 18:42
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:Im a no childer but I no longer pretend its due to some sacrifice for the planet like population control or something, instead its openly because my longterm partner and I would not be able to provide for a kid on a dual income less than 100k which is where we're at right now and we're OK with living a nontraditional life honestly all the weird alternative reasons not to have kids that i came up with (overpopulation, environmental/financial reasons, etc.) were a direct result of me (a young-ish woman) being hassled about it by people who refused to accept that i just didn't want them i no longer give a gently caress, so when people ask me why i don't kids, i'm comfortable stating my actual reasons and standing my ground 
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I love my daughter, I was just having a hard day when I made that post. Which is part of being a parent. I was against having kids when I was younger. One of the things that changes my mind was reading the book 100 Years of Solitude, which is a cool exploration of character traits mixing and splitting as a family goes through generations. My grandmother recently died, and my daughter has her name as a middle name. When she smiles, it looks the same as when her great grandmother did. It's just cool. Life is beautiful.
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You motherfuckers are way too in to your kids I'm saying that as a parent. Just take care of them, give them some hugs and teach them not to be assholes, and then one day they leave and you can tell them to solve their own goddamn problems, you're too busy trying to install your Boche ball court
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ElGroucho posted:You motherfuckers are way too in to your kids Dad?
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bitmap posted:hmm so we can bump two out at once eh? can any of the nineteen beleaguered husbands in this thread who have had twins comment on whether it is better or worse to endure double kid hell for X long or one kid hell for 2X? 2 at the same time is great. They got out of the diaper phase at the same time so no more changing and now they are best friends.
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Feb 22, 2017 21:47
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help, 1 twin keeps calling me a fag and the other twin keeps eating the dogs poop..
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I wonder what happened to that goon who decided to save his marriage by having a baby with his horrible wife who threatened to divorce him if they didn't have a kid, and then the kid turned out to be a downsbaby but he insisted everything was going to be okay because his downsbaby was a few months old and was 'super cute' even while the whole thread was warning him about the living hell his life was about to become. Wonder what happened to that goon.
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Feb 22, 2017 22:32
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like a cigarette should posted:I wonder what happened to that goon who decided to save his marriage by having a baby with his horrible wife who threatened to divorce him if they didn't have a kid, and then the kid turned out to be a downsbaby but he insisted everything was going to be okay because his downsbaby was a few months old and was 'super cute' even while the whole thread was warning him about the living hell his life was about to become. he became gay. so what
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Also, lol at all the people projecting hard as gently caress itt. We get it, it's not because you are an unlovable self-righteous shithead that noone wants to mate with you; it's because of  and  . Conversely, we get it, you aren't just like everybody else on the loving planet having a child; you're special for doing one of the most basic biological functions and feeling rewarded by your brain chemistry for doing so. God drat; have a kid, don't have a kid, who gives a poo poo. This thread was clearly supposed to be about making fun of white trash, and you idiots had to go and ruin it trying to impress strangers on the internet.
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