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The General posted:I think Data would do these things during sex which would kill the mood: 4. The unblinking stare.
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Automatic Slim posted:4. The unblinking stare. 5. Relive the attempted murder of Kivas Fajo when firing his cum everywhere.
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Feb 21, 2017 12:57
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Would his cum be oil?
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Feb 21, 2017 15:37
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bunnyofdoom posted:Would his cum be oil? New thread title
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counterfeitsaint posted:People who have seen the TNG porn parodies, does the guy who plays Data have to get white paint everywhere, including his junk? I've only seen the revolution one with the surprisingly trekky plot, but I regret to inform you that data's dick did not, unfortunately, have any paint on it.
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Feb 21, 2017 17:35
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Once More Unto the Breach: Another great episode. Even though you can see the ending coming it's just played so well. Watching Martok's transformation toward Kor from hate to pity to honor was handled really well. Them toasting Kor on the bridge was just a great scene. Yes it's Klingon poo poo and it's the same poo poo every time but the tone was perfect. Also the special effects have evolved a bit by this point in the show. I don't think I've ever seen a fast moving warbird like the strafing scenes in DS9 up to this point.
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Feb 21, 2017 17:37
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Don't care about ST:D anymore because The Expanse is so good
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Feb 21, 2017 18:09
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MA-Horus posted:Don't care about ST:D anymore because The Expanse is so good I know, right? What the gently caress is Star Trek going to show me that's new and exciting at this point? What will a new show have to offer other than lovely fanservice?
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Feb 21, 2017 18:15
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If STD was painfully aware of itself and its destiny to fail that would be pretty new and exiting.
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Feb 21, 2017 18:20
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Tighclops posted:I know, right? What the gently caress is Star Trek going to show me that's new and exciting at this point? What will a new show have to offer other than lovely fanservice? I suspect there will be an episode where they find a backwards race that wants to kill one of the main cast but they can't interfere because of the prime directive. In the B plot someone will learn not to judge others based on preconceptions.
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Feb 21, 2017 18:29
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That is a good point. This will be our first taste of Trek morality but squeezed through the new culture of partisan exaggerated offense taking. I away the first episode of star trek to deal with the scourge of cultural appropriation onboard a starship. "You dare replicate a plomeek soup? Oh what? My people are just a cuisine to you? You can just traipse across the entire menu without caring whose reclimated poo poo-atoms formed the building blocks of that meal?" "You're cutting me open with a bat'leth? I can't believe you'd be this insensitive when you know Klingon culture is one of my triggers"
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Feb 21, 2017 18:41
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Shut up
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Feb 21, 2017 18:49
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I think if trek is ever going to be relevant again it needs to adapt and change. This whole idea of what "is trek" and "isn't trek" isn't a healthy fixation. Tons of people hated DS9 because "It wasn't trek!!". THey could admit it was good, well written but "it's not trek!!!". There's this idea that any show with trek in its name needs to just be some re-hashing of the formula of the classic series or TNG. It needs to follow all of genes stupid and drug-addled rules. They have to be exploring, they have to have morality plays and lessons, they have to do this and that or it's "not trek". A good star trek could be anything set in the trek universe. A political drama set mostly on earth, a breaking bad style descent into crime and madness where some human doctor on a non-federation world there to help ends up getting involved with local factions and ends up going down a road to hell paved with good intentions. Have an spoopy x-filesy show about federation or multinational agents sent to investigate some of the worst horrors encountered while also dealing with politics and conspiracies and drama and trust between the agents. Have a gritty war series set during the romulan war. Just make it good. I don't care what it is, I don't care if it's a federation starship exploring or not, just make it good and interesting. If a good writer and team can pitch something new and cool to do with the franchise, go for it.
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Feb 21, 2017 19:33
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Automatic Slim posted:Never mind Discovery. Someone make ST:SFD Star Trek: Starfleet Dental. Starfleet dental is probably just waving a glowing light wand over someone's mouth. That seems to be how most medicine works The General posted:I think Data would do these things during sex which would kill the mood: Same here (irl)
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Feb 21, 2017 19:37
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shadow puppet of a posted:That is a good point. This will be our first taste of Trek morality but squeezed through the new culture of partisan exaggerated offense taking. Instead of a councilor, the STD ship will have a safe space room where the officers can go and get hot chocolate and cry about inane things judgement free.
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Feb 21, 2017 19:42
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naem posted:Starfleet dental is probably just waving a glowing light wand over someone's mouth. That seems to be how most medicine works starfleet dental combines rigorous modern medicines as they apply to the teeth and mouth , with the overbearing evangelism of dentistry, and the eager progressive-fascist state of starfleet.
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Feb 21, 2017 19:45
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Baronjutter posted:I think if trek is ever going to be relevant again it needs to adapt and change. This whole idea of what "is trek" and "isn't trek" isn't a healthy fixation. Tons of people hated DS9 because "It wasn't trek!!". THey could admit it was good, well written but "it's not trek!!!". There's this idea that any show with trek in its name needs to just be some re-hashing of the formula of the classic series or TNG. It needs to follow all of genes stupid and drug-addled rules. They have to be exploring, they have to have morality plays and lessons, they have to do this and that or it's "not trek". I'm interested to see what Fuller originally came up with versus what CBS will eventually do to ruin it.
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Feb 21, 2017 20:58
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MrSlam posted:I'm interested to see what Fuller originally came up with versus what CBS will eventually do to ruin it. CBS has already ruined it. Included Sarek, and by thinking millions of people will subscribe to CBS All Access just to watch trek. Also, I seem to recall hearing that CBS-AC will probably have commercials.
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Feb 21, 2017 22:41
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If they want it to be relevant again they should just have the crew beam down and everyone's a nazi only the twist is it's modern day Earth
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Feb 21, 2017 22:57
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Tighclops posted:If they want it to be relevant again they should just have the crew beam down and everyone's a nazi I'm posting from this situation right now.
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Feb 21, 2017 22:59
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bunnyofdoom posted:Would his cum be oil? I'll show you the etymology of the phrase " midnight oil" 
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Feb 21, 2017 23:06
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He IS fully functional. If this was the new alien movie he'd have robot DNA and Tasha would have had Lal burst out of her.
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Feb 21, 2017 23:09
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The General posted:CBS has already ruined it. I think they got The Good Wife spin-off on their exclusively too, so maybe people will get it who knows
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Feb 21, 2017 23:10
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Baronjutter posted:He IS fully functional. If this was the new alien movie he'd have robot DNA and Tasha would have had Lal burst out of her. this is how The Doctor's half-hologram child was conceived
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Feb 21, 2017 23:37
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Is there an episode of TNG where Data meets a lady robot and builds a penis for himself, or was that a fever dream of mine? I also remember there was an episode where some human had the hots for him, so maybe that was the episode where he made his own robot johnson...
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Feb 21, 2017 23:54
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:Is there an episode of TNG where Data meets a lady robot and builds a penis for himself, or was that a fever dream of mine? I also remember there was an episode where some human had the hots for him, so maybe that was the episode where he made his own robot johnson... I mean it was the second episode in that he hosed Tasha Yar.
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Feb 22, 2017 00:04
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:Is there an episode of TNG where Data meets a lady robot and builds a penis for himself, or was that a fever dream of mine? I also remember there was an episode where some human had the hots for him, so maybe that was the episode where he made his own robot johnson... No, he always had one. There is a TNG ep where a crew member wants Data to be her boyfriend so they go on a few dates and he installs a few new dating/human relationship subroutines including petty arguments and it's loving hilarious, watch it right now (s4 e25)
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Feb 22, 2017 00:06
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Scudworth posted:There is a TNG ep where a crew member wants Data to be her boyfriend so they go on a few dates and he installs a few new dating/human relationship subroutines including petty arguments and it's loving hilarious, watch it right now (s4 e25) That's the one where he gets "a very passionate kiss in the torpedo bay", if you take my meaning. 
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:Is there an episode of TNG where Data meets a lady robot and builds a penis for himself, or was that a fever dream of mine? I also remember there was an episode where some human had the hots for him, so maybe that was the episode where he made his own robot johnson... Data: It has a name. Lieutenant Rupert Johnson. Dr Soong's attempt at biological realism have appeared to have given it a mind of its own. However he did not plan on its subroutines being so sophisticated as to grant it its own identity and citizenship status as a member of the Federation and the rank of officer in Starfleet.
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Feb 22, 2017 00:12
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MrSlam posted:Data: It has a name. Lieutenant Rupert Johnson. Dr Soong's attempt at biological realism have appeared to have given it a mind of its own. However he did not plan on its subroutines being so sophisticated as to grant it its own identity and citizenship status as a member of the Federation and the rank of officer in Starfleet. Stardate 35786.4: The day Captain Jellico lost his status as the only sentient dick in Starfleet
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Feb 22, 2017 00:50
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Jellico did nothing wrong
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Scudworth posted:There is a TNG ep where a crew member wants Data to be her boyfriend so they go on a few dates and he installs a few new dating/human relationship subroutines including petty arguments and it's loving hilarious, watch it right now (s4 e25) basically me in real life
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I know these are purposely bad to satirize actual political cartoons, but I always felt they flipped around and became actual bad political cartoons.
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Feb 22, 2017 01:37
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I know these are purposely bad to satirize actual political cartoons, but I always felt they flipped around and became actual bad political cartoons. Like all things political, cartoons became so terrible that you can't distinguish them from parody.
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Feb 22, 2017 02:42
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Harveygod posted:Like all things political, cartoons became so terrible that you can't distinguish them from parody. I love the SICKOS guy staring in windows img tho.
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Feb 22, 2017 02:42
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just found out there is a quark emote 
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Feb 22, 2017 03:45
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I'm watching Empok Nor right now and it owns
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Feb 22, 2017 04:06
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Guys, I'm gonna watch st: tmp extended edition. Pray for my soul.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Guys, I'm gonna watch st: tmp extended edition. Pray for my soul. The directors cut is actually shorter than the theatrical version.
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