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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

punchymcpunch posted:

why did 50s punks click their fingers all the time, anyway?

ptsd from world war 2, they saw a pale shadow of a nazi and just finger clicked it away to cope, pretending it was their ACP

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

*extremely ice-t voice* dang man, why the hell these goy bitches always gotta be violatin' kosher law? fuckin sickos... *stares into camera like soul has been broken*

"Well thanks for your contribution this week on SVU, Ice, please wait to cash your check until Monday"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

why did 50s punks click their fingers all the time, anyway?

mostly to keep the beat. when youre hassling shopkeepers, before they can grab the broom behind the counter, you need to keep the beat so your biggest guy can jump into your song and dane without... uh... missing the beat

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



For the love of god can we get a smaller version of that 2k by 2k rotating smiley? Its a beautiful work of art but a slayer of awful apps

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
law and order: SVJew


:iceburn:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

ptsd from world war 2, they saw a pale shadow of a nazi and just finger clicked it away to cope, pretending it was their ACP

That's some of the best quality logical-sounding bullshit I've read in a while

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
pee pee

Rawr Dinosaur
Feb 10, 2012
I don't understand this thread

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



MODS CURE JOKES posted:

law and order: SVJew


:iceburn:

each one of these posts is getting more and more concerning

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Hachette does good audio book work, I'm glad they're thinking of bringing in P.C. Wolf

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
anyone notice that space mormons are kinda edging in on space jew territory of being that weird insular religion in space?

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

check out these sweet lawnorder jewbois



:doink:

I thought they weren't supposed to shave?

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Business Gorillas posted:

each one of these posts is getting more and more concerning

i'm ethnically jewish, and a unitarian univeralist if that makes it any better?? :kiddo: definitely not some crypto-nazi!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
mormon's faith is also p explicitly space / sci fi oriented. they really should play that up more.

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Asproigerosis posted:

I thought they weren't supposed to shave?

it's called "goy cop/bad cop" my dude :ocelot::smug:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
this reminds me of a dumb vanilla ice parody i made up years back for Christ Christ Baby

STOP! Consecrate and listen
Christ is back with the Second Edition
Magdalene is a holding me tightly
As I flow through the stations daily and nightly
Will I come back?
I don't know know.
Wait three days, pull back the rock and I'll show

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

you know what isn't insane? babka

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

*extremely ice-t voice* dang man, why the hell these goy bitches always gotta be violatin' kosher law? fuckin sickos... *stares into camera like soul has been broken*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlk7o5T56iw

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dumb parodies are the best kind because they come from a pure place

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Rawr Dinosaur posted:

I don't understand this thread

the meaning is found via posting because the meaning is posting.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡Jeb!

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

holy poo poo this is actually... good? ice-t rules and is my friend

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Rawr Dinosaur posted:

I don't understand this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_S3sd5JzU

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

hey remember how this was real

lol nothing is real

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFxsz5ny474

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

Rawr Dinosaur posted:

I don't understand this thread

you gotta take a step back, it's like pointillism. except instead of a pretty summer scene it's loving PECKERWOODS and thinkingemoji.png

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

mostly to keep the beat. when youre hassling shopkeepers, before they can grab the broom behind the counter, you need to keep the beat so your biggest guy can jump into your song and dane without... uh... missing the beat

now i want someone to remake a clockwork orange as a musical and all the songs are diegetic

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
remember when :abuela: didn't concede lmao

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Rawr Dinosaur posted:

I don't understand this thread

We chat and make gifs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

BODY

COUNT

MOTHER

FUCKER

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

For the love of god can we get a smaller version of that 2k by 2k rotating smiley? Its a beautiful work of art but a slayer of awful apps

:agreed:

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER

punchymcpunch posted:

now i want someone to remake a clockwork orange as a musical and all the songs are diegetic

nah it's got too much classical scoring, you'd have to make it into an actual opera which would be ~amazing~

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Rawr Dinosaur posted:

I don't understand this thread

smoke dmt

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

you gotta take a step back, it's like pointillism. except instead of a pretty summer scene it's loving PECKERWOODS and thinkingemoji.png

🤔

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



My normal lifting buddy can't make it tonight so instead I am going on my day off tomorrow (2 leg days in 3 days pray for me fam)

Tonight I shall get drunk on fortified wine and finish a 2nd book today, Satan be praised

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
honestly a little glad something finally mattered and took out milo

even tho i take as an article of faith that lol nothing matters.

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
https://twitter.com/_grendan/status/834212911610523648

Real hot take here.

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
mainline chemically reduced marijuana paste into your rectum

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Homeless Friend posted:

remember when :abuela: didn't concede lmao

Dude it was supposed to be her turn give her a break gosh!

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
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