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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nuke kansas

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's cheaper than fixing it and also more merciful

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol if you have never switched bodies with lena dunham for 10 minutes

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Plus it might make Kansas interesting to drive through

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

lol if you have never switched bodies with lena dunham for 10 minutes

i imagine its like getting out of a hot tub while drunk and then trying to run

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

my dog actively tries to roll in rotting fish at every possibility and then is emotionally hurt when everyone is like :| @ rotting salmon smelling dog

maybe that's a sign that you should take a loving shower

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
i want herzog to narrate pornography

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
wake me up when it's 420 :cool:

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

logikv9 posted:

it's cheaper than fixing it and also more merciful

Just start bombing at the Appalachians and don't stop until you hit Carson City.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

i can't even go "this isn't real right" because I'm already jaded enough to know it is

the c-spam life has hardened me

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

*lights a fatty and stares into a chicken's eyes for 15 minutes*

whoaaa....

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
brownback versus the legislature is going to get highly entertaining i don't know what y'all are griping about

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Regulation Size posted:

Just start bombing at the Appalachians and don't stop until you hit Carson City.

Deffo loved Man in the High Castle.

There was a period in my mid-twenties where I couldn't get enough Dick. It was just Dick after Dick after Dick. I was insatiable.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

lol if you have never switched bodies with lena dunham for 10 minutes

i think i phrased this wrong but it's too late now

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

i can't even go "this isn't real right" because I'm already jaded enough to know it is

the c-spam life has hardened me

If it's any consoaltion, oreilly is probably shook as gently caress at the moment because he lost 20% leadership while Maddow gained 100% since the inauguration

He's going up against a wall and he knows it

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Why is baloogan allowed to make graphics for fox news

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

tacodaemon posted:

lol if you have never switched bodies with lena dunham for 10 minutes

i got an abortion when I was in control of her body

that's why she's so mad about abortions

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

rudatron posted:

i want herzog to narrate pornography

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1cdRew-Zg

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

Baloogan posted:

Deffo loved Man in the High Castle.

There was a period in my mid-twenties where I couldn't get enough Dick. It was just Dick after Dick after Dick. I was insatiable.

Now THATS what I'M talkin' about!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Baloogan posted:

Deffo loved Man in the High Castle.

There was a period in my mid-twenties where I couldn't get enough Dick. It was just Dick after Dick after Dick. I was insatiable.

i tried to read "ubik" but i just couldnt handle the word "poscreds" because it didn't sound advertising focus-grouped enough so i gave up and never read any more pkd

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The best Herzog was the Andy Daly Project podcast with Germans talking about travel, with Herzog and Geiger and someone else

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Darkman Fanpage posted:

we did it. we reached the end of irony.

that isn't a good thing

the final tier of irony is 100% sincerity, suddenly you're earnestly defending your power rangers t poo poo's asthetics

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Politics!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Please don't doxx me jesus

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i try to get an abortion at least once a week, because i believe it is what jesus wants

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Tonetta posted:

Why is baloogan allowed to make graphics for fox news

I would jump at the opportunity to break the brains of everyone in america.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i love it when poo poo like that happens

in chicago they would put life sized cow statues around the city every year (no idea if they still do it) and let local arists paint them. the fox station got an artist to paint the guy and girl who did the morning show. i guess th eartists did not like the guy host because he painted his face right over the cows butthole and nobody got the joke because theyd keep showing pictures of the cow butt painting with the dude looking like he was suckinr a really sour lemon

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

If it's any consoaltion, oreilly is probably shook as gently caress at the moment because he lost 20% leadership while Maddow gained 100% since the inauguration

He's going up against a wall and he knows it

Any consolation?

that's quite the awesome consolation thanks :discourse:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Ubik owns, so does Dick

You haven't lived or not lived maybe until you have someone call you and start screaming about what day is it what is today what day is it when you're currently halfway through Ubik

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

I would jump at the opportunity to break the brains of everyone in america.

as long as it leads to canada deporting you there i'm 100% on board

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i heavily endorse baloogannews

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Yinlock posted:

suddenly you're earnestly defending your power rangers t poo poo's asthetics

pretty sure that happened last year

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Baloogan posted:

I would jump at the opportunity to break the brains of everyone in america.

You wouldn't be breaking any brains that were currently unbroken

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Baloogan posted:

I would jump at the opportunity to break the brains of everyone in america.

On your recommendation from long, long ago I picked up The Redisvoeru of man and this book is like a trillion pages

IT BETTER BE GOOD

I have a pace to keep up for my 75 book/year Goodreads quota

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:

that isn't a good thing

the final tier of irony is 100% sincerity, suddenly you're earnestly defending your power rangers t poo poo's asthetics

it's a very good thing actually

that sounds hilarious as h*ck, therefore prompting another chain of irony to come back.

its just poe's law doing its natural work, and it is a fickle creature. Easy come easy go irony

it's a pendulum you see :goonsay:

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
We are finally seeing our adaptation of nazi germany's school system come to fruition & it's absolutely terrifying

People will believe literally anything if someone they like says it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i once read Valis while i had the flu and was really dehydrated, it was the best day of my life

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
In the far flung future when there are time machines, the youtube react stuff will be like "jesus reacts" and "hitler reacts" to a long tape reel of 2016 highlights

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im cute
Sep 21, 2009

its time to complete our irony circle
and return to the root chakra, which is the buttwhole chakra lol

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