Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

She has okay tits but the video is pretty bland.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 18:59

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# ? May 18, 2024 05:42

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

She has okay tits but the video is pretty bland.

armygirlfriend.txt

# ? Feb 20, 2017 19:59

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Naked Bear posted:

enlisted.jpg

I mean if you switch the order of the pics then it's actually kinda cool.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 21:54

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

lol

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 22:08 on May 26, 2017

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:29

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

SwampDonkey posted:

The porno chick I dated had done girl girl scenes in a parody of a tv show.

Post the link donkey

# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:08

Evil SpongeBob: Dec 1, 2005; Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.

Post your porn star dating stories. I have to live vicariously through you single guys.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:25

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

quote:

�Day without a veteran� protest cripples t-shirt, social media rant industries

�Yeah, I figured we�d see a little bit of a loss,� said Wittle. �But what was more important was the message. Americans need to wake up, get with the program, and remember what veterans did during our enlistments five years ago.�

�I mean, why should we care about all those terps and their families trying to get into the States? All those dudes did was volunteer to work with an occupying army despite guaranteed danger. Do they realize how long the lines are at the VA?�

http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/02/day-without-veteran-protest-cripples-t-shirt-social-media-rant-industries/

# ? Feb 21, 2017 02:40

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Over entitled veteranism is real and weak and not my friend

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:10

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Kind of a cool thing about metal in Botswana, ignore the clickbait title.

http://www.motherjones.com/media/2017/02/heavy-metal-botswana-pep-bonet

# ? Feb 21, 2017 04:48

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

gently caress the troops.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:04

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

just rewatched road to perdition for the first time since it came out. so fuckin good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGFLyA3u_rw

# ? Feb 21, 2017 09:30

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

never seen that but i just watched we were soldiers again

WHY AIN'T THESE MORTARS FIRING

# ? Feb 21, 2017 10:18

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Had a hankering for starship troopers and realized it's 20 years old. Still dumb fun.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 15:52

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

LingcodKilla posted:

Had a hankering for starship troopers and realized it's 20 years old. Still dumb fun.

Starship troopers remains the only film I ever smooth-talked my way into with two friends when we were 14 and supposed to be 18.

We sat in that thing thinking us to be the greatest criminal masterminds in human history and then stalked around school the next day smugly telling everyone to ask us what we did the day before.

No one cared, and it still didn't impact our ego.

Film owned.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 15:56

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

never seen that but i just watched we were soldiers again

WHY AIN'T THESE MORTARS FIRING

"Are you the loving weatherman now?"

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:24

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

How do you know what kind of god damned day it is

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:00

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

There's a deleted scene where some of the junior enlisted guys are talking about their new sergeant major and this one guy goes off on this long-winded story about how his platoon sergeant took absolutely no poo poo from anyone and had two Medals of Honor.

"Holy poo poo, that's Plumley?"

"No, that's Sgt. McDune."

"Then what does this story have to do with Plumley?"

"Plumley was McDune's boss and McDune, he was scared shitless of Plumley."

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:29

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF58Lsvqg5E

# ? Feb 23, 2017 01:56

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

god loving drat that strings theme in sunshine

chills down my loving spine every single time

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:03

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Two Finger posted:

god loving drat that strings theme in sunshine

chills down my loving spine every single time

Adagio in D Minor?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:05

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

is that what it's called? the one when kaneda sees god and later when capa saves god

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:06

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Two Finger posted:

is that what it's called? the one when kaneda sees god and later when capa saves god

It's the song from that movie that's in like everything. I assume it was the one you were talking about.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:09

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

yeah it probably is
looking on youtube under 'sunshine theme' it comes back with adagio in d minor, so yeah, that's it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw

hail ball of raging atomic fire

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:11

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5QMysuSYg

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# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:14

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5QMysuSYg

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It's funny I was listening to that Adagio song and my husband was all "are you watcing a clip from interstellar?"

I -oh I guess we'll continue this discussion tomorrow

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

this just in

Two Finger abusing his power

statement from his office:

quote:

I am Two Finger, Commander of the Gipparus One. We have abandoned our mission. Our star is dying. All our science. All our hopes, our... our dreams, are foolish! In the face of this, we are dust, nothing more. Unto this dust, we return. When he chooses for us to die, it is not our place to challenge God.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whatever

god

Come at me bro

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:34

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5QMysuSYg

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This is the better song, but both are good.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:58

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

*ahem*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIiJkRJHYGg

# ? Feb 23, 2017 03:12

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

I like kavinsky. That's a cool cover.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 03:22

Kick-Puncher: Jan 20, 2006

Is starship troopers streaming anywhere? I got a hankering to relive some memories and couldnt find it

# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:05

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Kick-Puncher posted:

Is starship troopers streaming anywhere? I got a hankering to relive some memories and couldnt find it

KODI and some freely available add-ons are your best bet for watching it on the cheap. If you have a bit of money, you can rent it from Amazon for 2.99.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:09

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Seen at one of my local courthouses:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:11

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Lasagnacat is back and is Good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk

# ? Feb 23, 2017 23:36

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Holy poo poo, Lasagna Cat is back! :perfect:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:29

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

And back with a vengeance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:07

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Naked Bear posted:

And back with a vengeance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

how many layers of irony is this?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:14

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Skip to the last 10m of the sex survey one, it gets pretty NWS near the end though...

edit: watch all the new videos theyre all gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Feb 24, 2017

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:15

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

what the gently caress did i just watch at the end there :catstare:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:35

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# ? May 18, 2024 05:42

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

what the gently caress did i just watch at the end there

2000 years of ~Japanese culture~

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:40

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