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Nazzadan posted:Also what kind of family thinks that a teacher isn't good enough for their law student daughter? From a few pages back, but this one is easy. Parents don't want her to go to law school to become a lawyer. Parents want her to go to law school to meet a lawyer (and show that she is smart so that when she is a housewife to their 3.5 grandchildren they will be smart too).
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Wouldn't anyone religious enough to not bone down before the big day also be religious enough not to blaspheme the holy temple of their body though? Like, last I checked, fundies were pretty anti-trans.
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food court bailiff posted:Wouldn't anyone religious enough to not bone down before the big day also be religious enough not to blaspheme the holy temple of their body though? Like, last I checked, fundies were pretty anti-trans. Some extremely fundamentally religious countries fully cover sex change surgeries
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Feb 23, 2017 18:56
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food court bailiff posted:Wouldn't anyone religious enough to not bone down before the big day also be religious enough not to blaspheme the holy temple of their body though? Like, last I checked, fundies were pretty anti-trans. She didn't get sex change surgery, she was born with a penis and raised as a girl.
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Feb 23, 2017 18:57
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tight aspirations posted:I [23M] have just found out that my new wife [21] has a penis. What do I do? Dude just needs to man up and suck his beautiful wife's huge dick. I don't see the problem here. He's in an incredible situation with the woman he loves, so I don't get why he's complaining. 
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Feb 23, 2017 18:57
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WampaLord posted:She didn't get sex change surgery, she was born with a penis and raised as a girl. She lived as a guy until she was a legal adult dude what do you mean "raised as a girl".
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Feb 23, 2017 18:58
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food court bailiff posted:She lived as a guy until she was a legal adult dude what do you mean "raised as a girl". quote:She went on to explain that she was born a boy but had decided to live as a girl since she was 18. Oh whoops you are correct but my point remains there was no sex change surgery.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:00
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Danaru posted:Sorta feel like "BTDubs, packin' a bepis" should have come up long before then, but considering the religious aspect, I can sorta understand why she never brought it up. there is 0 way she could have expected this to go over well, given the religious context. i feel bad for her but im not certain how she thought this would work
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Feb 23, 2017 19:00
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WoodrowSkillson posted:there is 0 way she could have expected this to go over well, given the religious context. i feel bad for her but im not certain how she thought this would work She probably thought that if he loved her it wouldn't ultimately matter and he'd get over it. Quite a roll of the dice lol.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:02
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Also I wouldn't be surprised if "we decided to not have sex for religious reasons" is really closer to "I decided to not have sex for religious reasons and she agreed (because it let her put off what has got to be a very awkward conversation at best and a 'gay panic' murder at worst)".
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Feb 23, 2017 19:02
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WampaLord posted:Oh whoops you are correct but my point remains there was no sex change surgery. That's cool but I didn't mention anything about surgery, maybe you should think about the definition of the word blaspheme and use context clues to figure out what I meant here.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:03
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Cthulu Carl posted:Also I wouldn't be surprised if "we decided to not have sex for religious reasons" is really closer to "I decided to not have sex for religious reasons and she agreed (because it let her put off what has got to be a very awkward conversation at best and a 'gay panic' murder at worst)". No, my favourite part is that they waited until the day after the wedding to have their first intimate experience. I just picture them going into their separate bedrooms after a very cordial "goodnight" on their wedding night and waking up the next morning for their inaugural bang. This is hilarious to me. I wonder if they'd even got to first base honestly.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:04
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Cthulu Carl posted:Also I wouldn't be surprised if "we decided to not have sex for religious reasons" is really closer to "I decided to not have sex for religious reasons and she agreed (because it let her put off what has got to be a very awkward conversation at best and a 'gay panic' murder at worst)". I get the feeling this is how it started having said that, i've heard some very interesting opinions on trans people from religious people I know, there seems to be two camps - "they're all perverts", and the "god has a plan" people. could be that her family was the former, doesn't explain why she waited until legal adulthood though. 54 40 or gently caress posted:You know, my favourite part is not that they didn't have sex. It's not that she didn't tell him. yeah I noticed that too, lol, i cannot imagine waiting until marriage and not immediately tearing each other's clothes off the second you get through the door of your suite
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Feb 23, 2017 19:05
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food court bailiff posted:That's cool but I didn't mention anything about surgery, maybe you should think about the definition of the word blaspheme and use context clues to figure out what I meant here. Want to just tell me what you meant if I misinterpreted you?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:06
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WampaLord posted:Want to just tell me what you meant if I misinterpreted you? Lol as if someone is going to pass up the chance to be a condescending prick on the internet much less the general bullshit forum of forums dot something awful dot com
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Feb 23, 2017 19:10
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WampaLord posted:Want to just tell me what you meant if I misinterpreted you? Blasphemy is, by definition, speaking evil or misrepresenting sacred things. Does that help? Here, I'll spell it out better: she lied by omission about having a penis, to the man she married. There, I hope we've solved this loving mystery about what I was talking about in reference to this story about a wife not telling her husband she had a dick. It was about how she didn't tell her husband she had a dick.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:11
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Mirthless posted:yeah I noticed that too, lol, i cannot imagine waiting until marriage and not immediately tearing each other's clothes off the second you get through the door of your suite well, she's secretly a dude and he's a tremendously in-the-closet gay man who unconsciously homed in on the one woman around who's actually a dude, not totally surprising they tried to put off sex as long as possible (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 23, 2017 19:12
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Fullhouse posted:It's way funnier that it's a Chinese guy for some reason
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Feb 23, 2017 19:13
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If they are very conservative about sex and get out the sheet with a hole in it, what happens when the swords start fighting through the hole?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:14
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CannonFodder posted:If they are very conservative about sex and get out the sheet with a hole in it, what happens when the swords start fighting through the hole? Lmao I just pictured two dicks trying to get through the hole at the same time like some kind of vaudevillian comedy act
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Feb 23, 2017 19:16
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lol guilty 
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Feb 23, 2017 19:16
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Mirthless posted:yeah I noticed that too, lol, i cannot imagine waiting until marriage and not immediately tearing each other's clothes off the second you get through the door of your suite Idk, weddings are often pretty stressful & energy intensive affairs, so people just crashing seems totally plausible. Like common best-man/maid-of-honor advice is to make sure to get sandwiches for the bride and groom because they won't have a chance to eat. That may not have been the case here, but if an extra penis somehow escaped notice until after they were married I'd say there are probably enough sexual hangups and lack of other physical contact at work that not getting down ASAP doesn't seem totally out of character.
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food court bailiff posted:Blasphemy is, by definition, speaking evil or misrepresenting sacred things. Does that help? considering a massive proportion of the population believes that the very act of being trans is inherently blasphemous, then if your position is actually "being trans is okay but LYING is blasphemy" then it's non-standard enough to require explanation you condescending gently caress
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Feb 23, 2017 19:28
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InediblePenguin posted:considering a massive proportion of the population believes that the very act of being trans is inherently blasphemous, then if your position is actually "being trans is okay but LYING is blasphemy" then it's non-standard enough to require explanation you condescending gently caress yes except your first reading works fine for my post too, as it turns out, so what the gently caress is Wampa so confuzzled about, you dork?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:34
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The wife dick story was fake and either written one-handed or by some rear end in a top hat frothing at the mouth angry at dick wives.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:34
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Moridin920 posted:She probably thought that if he loved her it wouldn't ultimately matter and he'd get over it. I don't blame her. It was a decent roll of the dice, honestly, considering that her other terrible options are: a. Never date and become an eternal cat lady. b. Leave her religion. I doubt she wanted to go with either option or else she would never be in that messed up situation with her husband. I just feel really bad for her because religious folks are the worst assholes about trans or LGBT dynamics period. She might actually have a chance at a normal relationship and marriage outside of religion too. 
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Feb 23, 2017 19:35
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food court bailiff posted:yes except your first reading works fine for my post too, as it turns out, so what the gently caress is Wampa so confuzzled about, you dork? When you said "blaspheme the temple of the body" I thought you meant she had done something to her body, not simply lied about it. It's very odd phrasing.
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"Yeah except she didn't have surgery" "Okay, I didn't claim that she did?" There was no reason for that to go further, hope this helps
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new phone who dis posted:The wife dick story was fake and either written one-handed or by some rear end in a top hat frothing at the mouth angry at dick wives.
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Yawgmoth posted:There's a good chance that it is both. This is probably correct.
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WampaLord posted:When you said "blaspheme the temple of the body" I thought you meant she had done something to her body, not simply lied about it. Yeah and then when I said that I didn't mention surgery you got all fuckin' butthurt about it and asked what I possibly could have meant, which in context is dumb as hell.
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Feb 23, 2017 19:38
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Is the writer mad that they don't have a dickwife or....?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:39
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Renegret posted:would anybody like to Have you been reading my secret yuri stash?
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Feb 23, 2017 19:42
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VanSandman posted:Is the writer mad that they don't have a dickwife or....? it's like the ultimate cuck fantasy for the various bathroom warrior types so I dunno maybe they're trying to scare people with 'IT COULD HAPPEN HERE!!' type poo poo I don't think it's real but arguing over this is always pointless
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new phone who dis posted:The wife dick story was fake and either written one-handed or by some rear end in a top hat frothing at the mouth angry at dick wives. I have a good trans friend who grew up tormented and belittled by her fundamentalist religious family until she finally gave up on them because they were unimaginably lovely and couldn't accept any part of her situation, so it is very believable. Much more believable than the average dumb convoluted "My wife cheated on me with her ex's sister's husband's secret gay lover" story.
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VanSandman posted:Is the writer mad that they don't have a dickwife or....? it's Reddit so it was probably written as a sick own on those dumb fuckin fundies though I wouldn't rule out both
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Cthulu Carl posted:The internet has desensitized me to physical beauty so now I can only get off on greasy mounds of flesh that look more like teratomas than actual people, OK?! PM me. 
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Fullhouse posted:I don't think it's real but arguing over this is always pointless This exactly. Cough Drop The Beat posted:I have a good trans friend who grew up tormented and belittled by her fundamentalist religious family until she finally gave up on them because they were unimaginably lovely and couldn't accept any part of her situation, so it is very believable. Much more believable than the average dumb convoluted "My wife cheated on me with her ex's sister's husband's secret gay lover" story. That's not what happened in the story though, she moved back in with her family.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I have a good trans friend who grew up tormented and belittled by her fundamentalist religious family until she finally gave up on them because they were unimaginably lovely and couldn't accept any part of her situation, so it is very believable. Much more believable than the average dumb convoluted "My wife cheated on me with her ex's sister's husband's secret gay lover" story. The unbelievable part is the possibility of stringing someone along for over a year until after the wedding. It's a perfectly formed nightmare scenario created either for the purpose of stoking hatred, jerking off, or both.
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I wouldn't marry someone without loving or living with them first but as a bi person that whole thing is just amusing to me bc I'm imagining my reaction and it would be more like "oh okay." Still the same person they were before the pants came off.
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