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Yorkshire Pudding posted:Look at this 2017 reg date throwing shade you truly must be new
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:48 |
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lmbo
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:50 |
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Grevling posted:It's not social anxiety, it's I feel like this should be said by a sassy Minion, and someone on Facebook missed out on a real opportunity.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:24 |
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racism is bad but you know what reg date shaming is cool as heck because gently caress you and yes I am mad
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 10:41 |
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Runaktla posted:He could be friend zoned against his will, as many poor saps are. Whiteknighting for your king of the friendzone lmao
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 11:13 |
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Craving as much sex as possible is hardwired into any functional mammal brain. If you dont want to constantly gently caress something is seriously wrong with you.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 11:48 |
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limp_cheese posted:Back in my day we used0 AIM, ICQ, or AOLIM and liked it. But... Um... Hmm....
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 12:38 |
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What's the difference between AIM and AOLIM
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 12:41 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:What's the difference between AIM and AOLIM I guess aolim is when it was part of the dial up aol suite with the chat rooms and web browser.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:39 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Craving as much sex as possible is hardwired into any functional mammal brain. sure thing dude
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:23 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:sure thing dude Lol pretending you're above it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:38 |
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Irradiation posted:I hope that dude's gay Maybe he's asexual or one of those other tumblr things like demisexual or demiromantic, I think they are words I saw once in a tumblr thread but I don't know what they mean.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:50 |
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It's just a funny picture that people made jokes about. The "friendzone" is a prison of one's own design, not some law of the universe. That makes it hilarious. Dude could be smashing her mom for all we know.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 15:11 |
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Candlelight Virgil posted:I guess aolim is when it was part of the dial up aol suite with the chat rooms and web browser. It was me being high and not realizing I said the same thing twice. Drugs are bad kids.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:55 |
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Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:It's just a funny picture that people made jokes about. The "friendzone" is a prison of one's own design, not some law of the universe. That makes it hilarious. Dude could be smashing her mom for all we know. I seriously doubt it. I looked at the guy's fb page and it's full of top 10 lists of how to show a woman you worship her. It's like he's writing a book on how to be the perfect white knight.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 20:55 |
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imo you should only get chaste chivalry points if you actively having to turn fair maidens down
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 21:01 |
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Risky posted:I seriously doubt it. I looked at the guy's fb page and it's full of top 10 lists of how to show a woman you worship her. It's like he's writing a book on how to be the perfect white knight. Well, refer to my Hellraiser fanfic post, then.
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 22:27 |
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I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny?
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 23:04 |
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Lasher posted:I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny? more basic science on this matter needs to be done please report to the science chamber ladies
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# ? Feb 23, 2017 23:36 |
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Runaktla posted:He could be friend zoned against his will, as many poor saps are. No, this argument has been settled for decades. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kpYm-6nuE
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:24 |
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Lasher posted:I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:15 |
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Lasher posted:I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny? Actually its not the orgasm that counts - it's the dick mileage you have to worry about. Ladies, if you care about keeping your vagodometers low then I'd recommend using a vibrator instead of a dildo, for the lower dmph. This message has been brought to you by the r/incel thread.
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 22:28 |
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i'll take facebook-isms for 500
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# ? Mar 4, 2017 22:54 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 00:59 |
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Thanks, Ulilillia! computer angel fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Mar 5, 2017 |
# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:01 |
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Now look at the human hand
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:15 |
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Ulilia told me how many seconds I was when he wished me happy bday on Facebook. I like him
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 04:38 |
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# ? Mar 5, 2017 22:30 |
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no you see the reason I don't have any real friends is because I want it this way, not because I'm insufferable.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 00:42 |
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Streak posted:no you see the reason I don't have any real friends is because I want it this way, not because I'm insufferable. Anyway, let me monologue at you about the NWO and aliens for 30 minutes.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:49 |
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And I even do like to be alone and think I'm just not a huge dink about it (I hope)
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:54 |
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My god. Red is my very own facebook aunt, green is my mom. They are in-laws, not sisters, and mom is 16 years older than my aunt. Okay, mom may be a little confused, I don't think we still routinely vaccinate against Polio. But that article. http://www.march-against-monsanto.com/some-facts-about-polio-that-the-cdc-wishes-you-didnt-know/ It starts with the usual anti-vax "contagious diseases were going away anyway" argument, but then things get weird. Polio isn't contagious at all! All those crippled kids were crippled by pesticides or the vaccine itself. Proof? Most outbreaks make people sick in the winter, but polio made people sick in the summer. Summer is when the pesticides are sprayed!!! Wake up sheeple! Oh, and 100% of doctors were knowingly in on the conspiracy, because if they told anyone the truth they'd lose their medical license. My aunt has been a far-right young earth creationist anti-vaxxer with weird extreme views on food for a long time now, but I'm honestly surprised she'd share an article this batshit insane.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't think we still routinely vaccinate against Polio. Holy poo poo....lol.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:18 |
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Mammal Sauce posted:Holy poo poo....lol. Oh, looks like we do. My mom and other olds I know have a very obvious scar from the vaccine, and young people don't have that scar so I just assumed.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Oh, looks like we do. My mom and other olds I know have a very obvious scar from the vaccine, and young people don't have that scar so I just assumed. New type of vaccine.
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:50 |
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The scar is from the smallpox vaccine (which we no longer administer, so it's a good idea for bio-terrorism)
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# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:56 |
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I have a big barrel of flu vaccine I think about drowning someone in it almost all the time with very few exceptions
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I should label all my graphs y-axes as decreasing percentages.
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