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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Look at this 2017 reg date throwing shade

you truly must be new

:synpa:

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:48

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# ? May 15, 2024 15:21

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

500 bad things posted:

lmbo

# ? Feb 23, 2017 02:50

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Grevling posted:

It's not social anxiety, it's

I feel like this should be said by a sassy Minion, and someone on Facebook missed out on a real opportunity.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 09:24

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

racism is bad but you know what reg date shaming is cool as heck because gently caress you and yes I am mad

# ? Feb 23, 2017 10:41

Risky: May 18, 2003

Runaktla posted:

He could be friend zoned against his will, as many poor saps are.

Or he could be completely satisfied cause he's getting better tail from elsewhere, or is banging her friends, or he just doesn't wanna put up with her poo poo in a bf/gf kind of way.

The "is pretty = must want to gently caress it" is true for most goons/internet people but some people manage fine not needing to screw every pretty girl they meet, cause they aren't starving for it. Some don't understand that concept cause they are always starving for it.

Whiteknighting for your king of the friendzone lmao

# ? Feb 23, 2017 11:13

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Craving as much sex as possible is hardwired into any functional mammal brain.

If you dont want to constantly gently caress something is seriously wrong with you.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 11:48

poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

limp_cheese posted:

Back in my day we used0 AIM, ICQ, or AOLIM and liked it.

But... Um...

Hmm....

# ? Feb 23, 2017 12:38

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

What's the difference between AIM and AOLIM

# ? Feb 23, 2017 12:41

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

What's the difference between AIM and AOLIM

I guess aolim is when it was part of the dial up aol suite with the chat rooms and web browser.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 13:39

OMFG FURRY: Jul 10, 2006; [snarky comment]

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Craving as much sex as possible is hardwired into any functional mammal brain.

If you dont want to constantly gently caress something is seriously wrong with you.

sure thing dude

# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:23

5er: Jun 1, 2000

OMFG FURRY posted:

sure thing dude

Lol pretending you're above it.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:38

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Irradiation posted:

I hope that dude's gay

Maybe he's asexual or one of those other tumblr things like demisexual or demiromantic, I think they are words I saw once in a tumblr thread but I don't know what they mean.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 14:50

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

It's just a funny picture that people made jokes about. The "friendzone" is a prison of one's own design, not some law of the universe. That makes it hilarious. Dude could be smashing her mom for all we know.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 15:11

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Candlelight Virgil posted:

I guess aolim is when it was part of the dial up aol suite with the chat rooms and web browser.

It was me being high and not realizing I said the same thing twice.

Drugs are bad kids.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 16:55

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Feb 23, 2017

# ? Feb 23, 2017 19:53

Risky: May 18, 2003

Pvt.Scott posted:

It's just a funny picture that people made jokes about. The "friendzone" is a prison of one's own design, not some law of the universe. That makes it hilarious. Dude could be smashing her mom for all we know.

I seriously doubt it. I looked at the guy's fb page and it's full of top 10 lists of how to show a woman you worship her. It's like he's writing a book on how to be the perfect white knight.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 20:55

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

imo you should only get chaste chivalry points if you actively having to turn fair maidens down

# ? Feb 23, 2017 21:01

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Risky posted:

I seriously doubt it. I looked at the guy's fb page and it's full of top 10 lists of how to show a woman you worship her. It's like he's writing a book on how to be the perfect white knight.

Well, refer to my Hellraiser fanfic post, then.

# ? Feb 23, 2017 22:27

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Leroy Dennui posted:

I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny?

# ? Feb 23, 2017 23:04

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Lasher posted:

I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny?

more basic science on this matter needs to be done

please report to the science chamber ladies

# ? Feb 23, 2017 23:36

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Runaktla posted:

He could be friend zoned against his will, as many poor saps are.

Or he could be completely satisfied cause he's getting better tail from elsewhere, or is banging her friends, or he just doesn't wanna put up with her poo poo in a bf/gf kind of way.

The "is pretty = must want to gently caress it" is true for most goons/internet people but some people manage fine not needing to screw every pretty girl they meet, cause they aren't starving for it. Some don't understand that concept cause they are always starving for it.

No, this argument has been settled for decades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8kpYm-6nuE

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:24

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Lasher posted:

I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny?

Oh hush, women don't have orgasms, that's a man's business. For a woman, the most pleasure she can hope to attain from coitus is in the act of handing her husband (the first and only man she's ever had relations with) a snifter of brandy and a lit cigarette.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:15

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Lasher posted:

I heard women only have so many orgasms in them so they shouldn't waste them on dildos. confirm/deny?

Actually its not the orgasm that counts - it's the dick mileage you have to worry about. Ladies, if you care about keeping your vagodometers low then I'd recommend using a vibrator instead of a dildo, for the lower dmph.

This message has been brought to you by the r/incel thread.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 09:36

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Mar 4, 2017 22:28

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

MaximusCraptaculous posted:

i'll take facebook-isms for 500

# ? Mar 4, 2017 22:54

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Candlelight Virgil posted:

lol

# ? Mar 5, 2017 00:59

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Thanks, Ulilillia!

computer angel fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Mar 5, 2017

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:01

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Now look at the human hand

# ? Mar 5, 2017 02:15

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Ulilia told me how many seconds I was when he wished me happy bday on Facebook. I like him

# ? Mar 5, 2017 04:38

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

# ? Mar 5, 2017 22:30

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

no you see the reason I don't have any real friends is because I want it this way, not because I'm insufferable.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 00:42

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

Streak posted:

no you see the reason I don't have any real friends is because I want it this way, not because I'm insufferable.

Anyway, let me monologue at you about the NWO and aliens for 30 minutes.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:49

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

And I even do like to be alone and think I'm just not a huge dink about it (I hope)

# ? Mar 6, 2017 01:54

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

My god. Red is my very own facebook aunt, green is my mom. They are in-laws, not sisters, and mom is 16 years older than my aunt.

Okay, mom may be a little confused, I don't think we still routinely vaccinate against Polio. :3:

But that article.

http://www.march-against-monsanto.com/some-facts-about-polio-that-the-cdc-wishes-you-didnt-know/

It starts with the usual anti-vax "contagious diseases were going away anyway" argument, but then things get weird. Polio isn't contagious at all! All those crippled kids were crippled by pesticides or the vaccine itself. Proof? Most outbreaks make people sick in the winter, but polio made people sick in the summer. Summer is when the pesticides are sprayed!!! Wake up sheeple! Oh, and 100% of doctors were knowingly in on the conspiracy, because if they told anyone the truth they'd lose their medical license.

My aunt has been a far-right young earth creationist anti-vaxxer with weird extreme views on food for a long time now, but I'm honestly surprised she'd share an article this batshit insane.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:14

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't think we still routinely vaccinate against Polio.

Holy poo poo....lol.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:18

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Mammal Sauce posted:

Holy poo poo....lol.

Oh, looks like we do. My mom and other olds I know have a very obvious scar from the vaccine, and young people don't have that scar so I just assumed. :downs:

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:46

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh, looks like we do. My mom and other olds I know have a very obvious scar from the vaccine, and young people don't have that scar so I just assumed.

New type of vaccine.

# ? Mar 6, 2017 05:50