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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Zyla posted:

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT

10PM EST/9/8/7pst

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

This looks like it fucken owns

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:50

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:25

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

the date is in the corner (april 26 2016)

Not on mobile it isn't

Bors shouldve known better

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:50

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/msg7719/status/834912270769602562

lol fine with everything else but finally took a wrong turn when he's coming for your weed. gently caress this guy

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:51

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/msg7719/status/834912270769602562

hell hath no fury like a scorned retard weedman

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:51

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

So when is Milo Yabbadabbadopolis speaking

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:51

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/msg7719/status/834912270769602562

lol

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:52

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Wikkheiser posted:

New Yorkers dumb

New York didn't vote for Trump so actually New Yorkers smart.(except for the dumb ones)

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:54

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Something something democracy people deserve to get it good and hard H.L. Mencken

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:54

Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Philip Rivers posted:

So when is Milo Yabbadabbadopolis speaking

He's dead now

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:54

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

lol @ our insecure retard president

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:54

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

CortezFantastic posted:

Recap
Immediately signed bill that makes it much harder for lower and middle income Americans to get a mortgage
Gave cabinet positions to key PAC donors
Appointed a Klansman attorney general
Sent Navy SEALS to do a mission in Yemen that Obama passed on due to lack of intel, which ended up being far more dangerous than thought, leading to dozens of civilians, a SEAL and an American 8yo dead
Admitting Bannon tricked him into placing him on the NSC
Constant leaks from his own staff
Losing an entire department of senior State Dept personnel to mass resignation
Literally ignoring a major natural disaster with a dam collapse in California
Crashed a wedding with the loving Japanese PM
Discussed classified military intelligence in front of a crowd of civilians to look cool
Allowed unsecured phone cameras to be held over secret briefing docs
Insisting on using unsecured Android phone
Refusing to record calls with Putin
Lying about voter fraud since he feels insecure that he lost the popular vote bigly
Wife and son costing taxpayers $1 million per day to protect in their tower
Weekly visits to his lovely Florida resort costing $3 million per trip
Using the office of the president to advertise daughter�s failing clothing line
Refusing to fully divest from worldwide business holdings
Attempted to bar American citizens and green card holders from reentry into country due to being brown
Having a key policy initiative swiftly overturned by the courts
Not mentioning Jews during a loving holocaust remembrance
Strongly alluding to conspiring with a foreign govt to win the presidency
Telling federal law enforcement to ignore white supremacist groups which are now infiltrating our police depts. (according to the Intercept)
Allowing the FSB to operate more easily in the USA
Having national security advisor Flynn outed as a Russian stooge despite being told a month before taking the office that he was compromised
Told Flynn to resign because he lied to VP Pence that he hadn�t talked to the ambassador about sanctions
Secret Service Director resigns
NYT and CNN reports Trump�s campaign had many discussions with Russian intelligence
Kellyanne Conway gets blackballed from many news shows because of constant lying
CEO of Carl Jr revokes his shot at Labor Sec because Oprah released vid of his wife talking about him beating her
Trump turned back opposition to One China policy, and magically got a trademark for his brand in China that he fought years to get
Signs bill allowing coal companies to dump pollution into water sources because why not
Does insane 77 minute press conference on which he claims he isn�t ranting and raving. Goes on rants about Hillary, Uranium being dangerous and stuff, tells a Jewish man he asked an unfair question when asked if he would say something to stop anti semitism, and presumes a black reporter knows how to get in contact with the black caucus.
Report says Flynn lied to FBI about contents of the phone calls with the Russian ambassador, and he did actually talk about sanctions with Russia
FOX NEWS reports Trump was briefed on Flynn�s call to the ambassador, which means Trump ordered the call, or told Flynn to lie to Pence, or both
Picks a new national security advisor and he refuses
AP leaks draft memo stating National Guard being used to �round up� undocumented immigrants
Trump declares the media the enemy of the American people except Fox and Friends which are really nice
Audio tapes leak of Trump selling off access to sit in on interviews with potential cabinet members
Holds first campaign rally of 2020 at day 30 of his Presidency in 2017. Cause that is normal. Invites clearly deranged fan on stage unchecked my secret service.
Lies about a terrorist attack in Sweden that never happened
In 30 days in office, spent six full days playing golf
Started calling his Florida resort Mar-a-Lago the �Winter White House� but realized he still would like to go to it every weekend so changed it to �Southern White House�
Gets rejected by UK parliament to visit and speak
Named Lt Gen HR McMaster as the Director of the National Security Council, no one in the NSC was alerted about it until the news broke. Also apparently since he is in active duty, he could not decline.
Bannon and Preibus had a interview at CPAC in which Bannon stated, in his own words, they hired people to �tear everything down�
CNN reports that the White House asked the FBI to tell reporters that the investigations against Trump/Dossier/Russia were not happening and they declined

I haven't been paying too much attention this week, if I missed anything the last couple days let me know

pls keep doing this

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:54

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Augus posted:

New York didn't vote for Trump so actually New Yorkers smart.(except for the dumb ones)

But Trump is also a New Yorker so it cancels out

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:55

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Philip Rivers posted:

So when is Milo Yabbadabbadopolis speaking

speak about what

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:56

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/834874248200138753

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:56

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Mariana Horchata posted:

pls keep doing this

Yes, would love to read some kind of crowd-sourced Clothes Have No Emperor of the Trump era in 20 years if we're still alive

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:57

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/834874248200138753

ah, yes, they all want to be as successful and fulfilled as kenneth "i'm a jackass" bone

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:57

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

pls keep doing this

i'm gonna print out a hundred of these and just put them up everwhere in my town. probably get hunted down for socialist propaganda or something

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:57

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/834874248200138753

think ken bone fucks

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:57

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/834874248200138753

oh this is wonderful :3:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

ken bone bone bone BONE bone BONE bone bone bone bone

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:58

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

college conservatives = human garbage

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:59

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

i meant to quote cortez's trumpening compendium but gently caress it, i'll put a pic of winona ryder at the top. maybe more people will read it

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:59

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Solarin posted:

college conservatives = human garbage

# ? Feb 24, 2017 01:59

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Wikkheiser posted:

But Trump is also a New Yorker so it cancels out

He very desperately wants to be in with the New York elite but none of them respect him in the slightest and it tortures him to no end which is just lol

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/834930391530237953

Dubya Was Right

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

also lol it's literally the chemical from the rock

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:01

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/834930391530237953

Dubya Was Right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uskp_rw4lhU

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:01

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Augus posted:

He very desperately wants to be in with the New York elite but none of them respect him in the slightest and it tortures him to no end.

Yeah most of his biographers point out over had meltdowns over how Manhattan old money looked down on him.

Probably because old money types actually have stuff like a actual Ivy league education or completed actual books.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:01

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Lol KJU is deffo a trump caliber attack planner

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:02

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

"Hm yes I think the best way to kill him would be with a WMD in an international loving airport"

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:03

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Wikkheiser posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uskp_rw4lhU

My poo poo yo

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:03

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Trump is a disgusting racist boar who rapes women

Maybe that had something to do with it

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:03

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Boar or bore

Idk

Both

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:04

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

boor

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:04

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

"Hm yes I think the best way to kill him would be with a WMD in an international loving airport"

it woked

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:05

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

We have three different boars?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:05

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

euphronius posted:

Trump is a disgusting racist boar who rapes women

Maybe that had something to do with it

Found out my friend who went trump was harassing a female friend of mine online because she wouldn't gently caress him

Trump got the incel vote on LOCK

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:05

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

maybe trump is a boer. would explain the racism.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:05

egoslicer: Jun 13, 2007

Recapping all the Trump News. Been a busy day, busiest in awhile. I've automated some of the scraping now and am generally only manually adding twitter links:

http://www.dailytrumpening.com/

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

euphronius posted:

We have three different boars?

Yeah there's the American boar, the European boar, and your posts

# ? Feb 24, 2017 02:06

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