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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


You can't order half a hot dog with soup and not look like an insane person.

Don't remember me for this snipe. Remember me for my betty boop gifs.

Krinkle has a new favorite as of 20:34 on Feb 23, 2017

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Heaps of Sheeps posted:

Engineering_school.jpg



Biochem to EE, must've really hated Organic and ChemE Thermo.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Whether a hotdog is a sandwich depends on how you define sandwich.

they call me the hotdog chili mustard onions and cheese

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Whether a hotdog is a sandwich depends on how you define sandwich. Which definition is correct, or for that matter whether there is a correct definition, depends on context, the ability of people involved to reach consensus, and the values and beliefs those people hold. As such, discussion on this subject without a reason for said discussion (ie a reason to give a poo poo) accomplishes nothing.

But as the question confronts cultural values and individual beliefs that many have taken for granted to the point of never questioning them, argument is inevitable, despite being obviously fruitless and stupid.

When it comes to sandwiches there is only one god:

https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/tg_bulletins/st/sandwiches.htm

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Baron von Eevl posted:

I appreciate Bibs in the same way I appreciate SMG or Alex Jones. It's good to have someone who is willing to make an argument that absolutely nobody else will back up, it helps keep things fresh and pulls together all the different corners of this forum.

poo poo, I just realized that he's basically the vagina monster from Watchmen.

I think you mean bomb :colbert:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Misterbibs allows his mouth to gape open widely. A torrent of stupidity and mental diarrhea bursts forth but does not stain his clothes because he has the best scotchgard of all: Dunning-Kruger brand Dumbshit Obliviator. A saucy lad acting as an agent of justice carelessly tosses a hot dog sandwich at the source of these half-cooked clownshit opinions and falseties. Hole in one.

Headline at bottom of local news site with the quality of a middle school newsletter: Local Buffoon Finally Eats It Because He Couldn't Eat It: Why Nothing Of Value Was Lost


article is bumped off of the page three hours later so people can check the lottery numbers without scrolling

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Gene Shalit reviews Bibs: "Hot dog! This dog is a slog. I'd rather choke than read Mr. Bibs' posts. Time to have THIS dog put to sleep. Woof."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I didn't know Milo Yiannopoulos and Aatrek made cocktail snacks.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Turtlicious posted:

I didn't know Milo Yiannopoulos and Aatrek made cocktail snacks.

That's because Bill Maher and George Takei were hogging them.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Lasagnacat is back and hoooooly poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

:perfect:

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Hey buster this isn't the PYF Bunny Pictures thread.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Blue Footed Booby posted:

Whether a hotdog is a sandwich depends on how you define sandwich.
A sandwich is food on or in bread. A hotdog is a sandwich. A pizza is a sandwich. A burrito is s sandwich.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Americans call chicken burgers "sandwiches" and it confuses the gently caress outta me -- as if the beef were the thing that made it a burger, not the buns.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

nerdz posted:

Lasagnacat is back and hoooooly poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

Holy poo poo what is this channel.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Americans call chicken burgers "sandwiches" and it confuses the gently caress outta me -- as if the beef were the thing that made it a burger, not the buns.

is the chicken ground or a solid cut like a breast or thigh? that's basically what defines a burger in the US.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Americans call chicken burgers "sandwiches" and it confuses the gently caress outta me -- as if the beef were the thing that made it a burger, not the buns.

It is the beef. Ground beef patties were marketed as hamburger steak and eventually made into sandwiches. Ground beef is still known as hamburger beef. The bun has nothing to do with it being a hamburger except that it makes it a hamburger sandwich.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
In Japan people eat just the beef and call it hamburg steak. With buns and stuff it becomes a hamburger again.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



freeedr posted:

It is the beef. Ground beef patties were marketed as hamburger steak and eventually made into sandwiches. Ground beef is still known as hamburger beef. The bun has nothing to do with it being a hamburger except that it makes it a hamburger sandwich.

Yeah sure, next you're gonna tell me a hamburger contains no ham

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Data Graham posted:

Yeah sure, next you're gonna tell me a hamburger contains no ham

It's erroneously named after the city of Hamburg, so yeah.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Data Graham posted:

Yeah sure, next you're gonna tell me a hamburger contains no ham

the truth is that a hamburger steak contains hamburger steak

you can't break down hamburger steak any further unless you have like a gas chromatograph and even then you have to ask yourself is the knowledge REALLY worth it

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Data Graham posted:

Yeah sure, next you're gonna tell me a hamburger contains no ham

Mostly horse meat

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Kwyndig posted:

It's erroneously named after the city of Hamburg, so yeah.

I want to visit Cheeseburg





e: I know, I am no Ken M

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

freeedr posted:

Mostly horse meat



These Margaret Keane paintings are getting more and more realistic.

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLGmjdm3vrw holy macaroni

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Americans call chicken burgers "sandwiches" and it confuses the gently caress outta me -- as if the beef were the thing that made it a burger, not the buns.

Actually you'll find that a traditional hamburger is also a sandwich:

https://www.tax.ny.gov/pubs_and_bulls/tg_bulletins/st/sandwiches.htm

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

The best channel, that's what.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLGmjdm3vrw

It looks like they just dumped a ton of new content, all at once, today. Holy poo poo I'm dying.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

I want a pair of these.

x420ReDdIT_Br0nYx
Jan 21, 2013


Railing Kill posted:

The best channel, that's what.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLGmjdm3vrw

It looks like they just dumped a ton of new content, all at once, today. Holy poo poo I'm dying.

Ten years without content, and they started teasing a new season hours after I'd shown the channel to friends of mine. I couldn't believe it when I saw their videos in my feed.

This is art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg I've never seen such dedication to a joke. Highlights include 04:13:00 and 04:26:00, and of course the ending. Pretty sure it features goons, too.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

MisterBibs posted:



I know, I'm 12.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YshX_hzAXow

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

MiddleOne posted:

A hot dog is a sandwich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjNJytNO8Ow

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_okuz85dPri1vnq1cr.mp4#_=_

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!




In case anyone is missing context, it's based on this animation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

MisterBibs posted:



I know, I'm 12.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP6s2hIhZ58

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