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Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Tonetta posted:

I <3 My Gaydar

I was at a networking event last night and I was like "hmm I think this lady is gay" then she started talking about her wife lol

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Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

He wasn't gay, he was volcel, that's what gave him his powers.

Timandericminblown.gif

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
drat, Finkelstein rules

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



if i choose to be gay and get the powers, can i switch back and keep the powers?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Any chance the FBI will turn out to be good guys now?

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

DeepDickPizza posted:

Has any intrepid internet video editor person made a video of Trump reading The Snake poem at one of his rallies cut together with all of the dumb campaign promises that he's immediately poo poo all over? Seems like it would be a hit.

yeah that would probably be a cool thing

maybe give it more time for him to gently caress up more though

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Unperson_47 posted:

if i choose to be gay and get the powers, can i switch back and keep the powers?

u only have a certain amount o skill points so no

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

Any chance the FBI will turn out to be good guys now?

masters house, masters tools

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

BarronsArtGallery posted:

reposting the last video with a timestamp to dwell on this lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTpKASahAc&t=410s

I love that the thing Dershowitz is most mad about is being called a plagiarist.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Unperson_47 posted:

if i choose to be gay and get the powers, can i switch back and keep the powers?
no

also if you become conservative you get HIV

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

chooze wisely when ya respec

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Sir Tonk posted:

drat, Finkelstein rules

hahahaha i'm watching this clip for the first time in a long time and Dershowitz is so loving outraged he can't contain himself

he literally had no expectation of being accused of plagiarism and Finkelstein is like the only person alive who would even have recognized it

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Turdfuzz posted:

u only have a certain amount o skill points so no

can i dual class gaylord

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Philip Rivers posted:

I was at a networking event last night and I was like "hmm I think this lady is gay" then she started talking about her wife lol

V nice

I don't usually bring up sexuality in conversation but oh boy does my mind run

shovelbum posted:

does lindsey graham set it off

Ye

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

You can be gay in a straight relationship but you'll suffer an alignment penalty

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

prefect posted:

Any chance the FBI will turn out to be good guys now?

lol

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if u allocate ur pts rite then u can keep the closeted skill
its a waste tho imo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




check out my end to end rewrite of lord of the rings in whichan entire chapter is dedicatef to cumwise gamgee explaining how being volcel and iron pilled gavr him the strrength to resist the rings power

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Unperson_47 posted:

can i dual class gaylord

the significant xp penalty to be both a straight an an actual LORD of the gays means its really suboptimal unless your whole party does it as a gimmick

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Philip Rivers posted:

You can be gay in a straight relationship but you'll suffer an alignment penalty

thank god our dm doesn't give a shiiiit about alignment. the right choice imo

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Tonetta posted:

V nice

I don't usually bring up sexuality in conversation but oh boy does my mind run


Ye

What posters set it off? I need to figure out who is the second coming

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Squizzle posted:

check out my end to end rewrite of lord of the rings in whichan entire chapter is dedicatef to cumwise gamgee explaining how being volcel and iron pilled gavr him the strrength to resist the rings power

The One Cockring

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




prefect posted:

Any chance the FBI will turn out to be good guys now?

stop lookihg for good guys look for momebtatily preferable villains

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

prefect posted:

Any chance the FBI will turn out to be good guys now?
there's nothing heroic about what the FBI is doing, they know that their jobs are kaput when the russian FSB replaces them and they want to look out for #1 first and foremost

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I'm glad I agree with Finkelstein cause holy poo poo he'd drive me nuts if I didn't

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
I was sucking this guys dick and my gaydar went off
But there was like 8 other dudes in the alley

To this day I wonder

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Feb 24, 2017

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



like how the gently caress are you going to tell me a lich can be Good. you can look at the gop and see for yourself that's bullshit

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/armystrang/status/834846422356938753

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Remember when Comey broke every single precedent imaginable so he could tell Hillary wat a naughty girl she is lmfo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

BarronsArtGallery posted:

watch dershowitz get fuckin shook right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTpKASahAc






Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

MariusLecter posted:

I was sucking this guys dick and my gaydar went off
But there was like 8 other dudes other alley

To this day I wonder



http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-10861

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
So much is happening I can barely keep up.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



OhFunny posted:

So much is happening I can barely keep up.

probably for the best dogwithonefloppyear


edit: wait, is that german shepherd supposed to be sig heiling with his ear?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



comey set clinton up to lose so he could ruin donald's life while simultaneously destroying the gop for good

this is my fanfiction

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

triple sulk posted:

comey set clinton up to lose so he could ruin donald's life while simultaneously destroying the gop for good

this is my fanfiction
partisans don't think that far ahead.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Philip Rivers posted:

Remember when Comey broke every single precedent imaginable so he could tell Hillary wat a naughty girl she is lmfo

Such a turd. Which is why this new thing confuses me.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

triple sulk posted:

comey set clinton up to lose so he could ruin donald's life while simultaneously destroying the gop for good

this is my fanfiction

extremely same

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

My television girlfriend Rachel Maddow talking about Trump doing a Benghazi

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Philip Rivers posted:

The One Cockring

as he ecplains the ring is a tempting power vagina but the volcano is the consuming void of femaleness and by being a cumclever halfvolk he knew tgat turning lady power on itself would lead to the destructuon of evil because as every wise bobbit can tell women are too foolish to show restraint even in the face of impending destruction

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