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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

squid w/ seasonable vegtables
dumplings (like, go all out)
seafood special chow mein

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

MadSparkle posted:

loving stupid, you don't advertise your spell like that, it ruins the intent. Terrible hacks, not real witches.

wait until they invoke manon before you judge

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:53

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Scent of Worf posted:

what should I order from the Chinese place

cantonese chow mein and that chicken that the general makes

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:53

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Just so everybody knows i'm gonna state it again, I don't give a solitary gently caress about people in the deep south succumbing to their own lovely voted in policies, and in fact welcome it. gently caress the deep south

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:53

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

the only place in texas i have been is the dallas-fort worth area. is that the worst densely-populated place in texas?

followup question: does every tv station in texas show nonstop commercials talking about texas ("we've got the best deals for texas at johnny fartbutt's ford lincoln mercury!" "hey texas, come on out to burger king for a texas-sized whopper!" "texas knows to shop at dallas-fort worth area kroger supermarkets for the savings that matter!") or is it just the DFW area?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:53

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

emfive posted:

I have to wonder if Trump is maybe stupid enough to get worried from a flood of tweets from people casting spells against him.

DONALD TRUMP: IN THE FOURTH QUADRANT OF MARS I HAVE PLACED RARE HERBS AND THE HEART OF A TOAD THAT DWELLETH IN THE MOUNTAINS OF BETHANY

Ted Cruz is vulnerable to the Elder sign, Trump probably has some mystical weakness. It's very plausible that possession of too much money makes you vulnerable to magic.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:53

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/834851340132118528

lmebo like i care what a bunch of phrenologists tgink

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:54

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

the only place in texas i have been is the dallas-fort worth area. is that the worst densely-populated place in texas?

followup question: does every tv station in texas show nonstop commercials talking about texas ("we've got the best deals for texas at johnny fartbutt's ford lincoln mercury!" "hey texas, come on out to burger king for a texas-sized whopper!" "texas knows to shop at dallas-fort worth area kroger supermarkets for the savings that matter!") or is it just the DFW area?

they have texas edition trucks, because texas

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:54

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

Scent of Worf posted:

what should I order from the Chinese place

Scrapple

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:54

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Baloogan posted:

squid w/ seasonable vegtables
dumplings (like, go all out)
seafood special chow mein

an invisible bed
lemme sleep in yr bed

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:54

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Tonetta posted:

Just so everybody knows i'm gonna state it again, I don't give a solitary gently caress about people in the deep south succumbing to their own lovely voted in policies, and in fact welcome it. gently caress the deep south

i live here and same. we're all gonna die, but we'll die first prolly

also, that's just your opinion. :smugdog:

:diestoeasilypreventedmalady:

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Feb 24, 2017

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:54

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

If they succeed it will certainly make me consider lowering the amount of wiccans I put to the torch.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:54

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

tacodaemon posted:

ken bone is married with 3 children lmao

yeah, he's a massive cuck

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:55

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Robert Plant posted:

No bullshit I made chili today

Makin' chili this weekend.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:57

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/834851340132118528

It's amazing. I wore shorts today and am working on a tan. DC winters rule, now.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:57

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

followup question: does every tv station in texas show nonstop commercials talking about texas ("we've got the best deals for texas at johnny fartbutt's ford lincoln mercury!" "hey texas, come on out to burger king for a texas-sized whopper!" "texas knows to shop at dallas-fort worth area kroger supermarkets for the savings that matter!") or is it just the DFW area?

many chains have texas specific marketing campaigns, emphasizing this international chains texasnes

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:57

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

also OH MY GOD

https://twitter.com/papermagazine/status/834881425019109376

im not ruling anything out personally

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:57

Evil_Greven: Feb 20, 2007; Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Apraxin posted:

Local politics news: PA state house has a special election coming up next month for the 197th district (incumbent had to resign for committing felony embezzelment, lol). Should be a no-brainer because voter registration in the 197th is 85% Democrat, but wait!!! Local Republicans scraped up a few voters to file a challenge to the Dem candidate's residency status. Seemed like it wasn't going to work, because although their claim was based on his house's low rate of water/electricity use meaning he didn't actually live there, the utility companies testified there wasn't enough evidence to support it, and the guy produced a bunch of supporting documents and witnesses who said they'd seen him living there.

But wait again!!! The Republican judge hearing the case decided she was convinced anyway and threw him off the ballot today, and golly gosh, it seems the filing deadline was Tuesday, so the GOP candidate is now the only person left standing and a surprise Republican pick-up in North Philly now looms.

What a series of happy coincidences for the GOP.

America.txt

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:57

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

DEEE QUUEEUUUUEEEE

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TEEEEEEXAAAAAAAAAAAS

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:57

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Kung Pao Chicken and Dumplings wins

Thanks

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:57

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

tacodaemon posted:

the only place in texas i have been is the dallas-fort worth area. is that the worst densely-populated place in texas?

followup question: does every tv station in texas show nonstop commercials talking about texas ("we've got the best deals for texas at johnny fartbutt's ford lincoln mercury!" "hey texas, come on out to burger king for a texas-sized whopper!" "texas knows to shop at dallas-fort worth area kroger supermarkets for the savings that matter!") or is it just the DFW area?

gently caress dallas and yes

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:58

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

murked by dragon posted:

cantonese chow mein and that chicken that the general makes

I recently read that the guy who probably invented the latter was in the Kuomintang so I wonder if it's banned in mainland China?

edit: not the general it's named after mind you, though he was also a late 19th century revolutionary general.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Feb 24, 2017

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:58

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

Texas sounds weird

I was in Dallas once but that was for work and I didn't make it 5 miles from the hotel

# ? Feb 24, 2017 04:59

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Sir Tonk posted:

gently caress dallas and yes

I grew up in Dallas a long time ago and I assure you that while it may still suck it's vastly better than it used to be.

Like, a whole whole lot.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:00

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdgGPtrxk2U

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:00

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

every texan is a texas nationalist, even the leftists

for some reason mine died like within a year of leaving

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:00

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2WMaw3BAG0

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnsiBsXIhDA

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLqM3fVZdNE

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proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cFtSPIF4Q

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Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EZSFOApBwA

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy7hp6OxDzw

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:01

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86dBWk8afEU

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:02

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

loving texans

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:02

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORqPE0yMlqs

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:02

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2qIF3PL7lQ

# ? Feb 24, 2017 05:02

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Tonetta posted:

Just so everybody knows i'm gonna state it again, I don't give a solitary gently caress about people in the deep south succumbing to their own lovely voted in policies, and in fact welcome it. gently caress the deep south