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CrazyTolradi posted:Turns out, using an engine that isn't complete dogshit and not blowing your scope out the arse means you can actually deliver on a game. Wow, gently caress me, had no idea. I'm sure it helps not having to redo everything a dozen times over because something is slightly off compared to the dream your thumb of a boss had last night.
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Samizdata posted:I disagree. That would put us in the class of Redditors, that have nothing more clever than threats, obscenities, and schoolyard insults to offer in defense of their san gréal. Not the end there.. Like, the whole thing.
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SelenicMartian posted:OK, who registered the thread meme account? This is the sort of development rabbit hole games do not return from. Goodbye, Star Citizen.
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SelenicMartian posted:To conclude this round of AtV gifs: in as dude programming while staring into direct sunlight
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WTFO refuses to play a game without a tutorial. Presumably that was never a problem with Star Citizen because since there is no gameplay you don't need to know how to do anything.
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Feb 24, 2017 10:52
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/124202571?t=2h20m18s It's amazing to me how dumb WTF is. I mean yeah, he's got $11 or 13k in Star Citizen ships, but even so.
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AP posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/124202571?t=2h20m18s It looks totally like a "Quick shills! Go bad mouth this game post haste!" command from down top in that video.
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I'm surrounded by all these pieces of machinery that do things to keep me alive in space but some of them don't appear to be working. I don't know what to do and I keep tripping over all these packaged boxes of spare parts. Can't someone just tell me what to do? That's not helping honestly, none of this makes sense, what am I meant to do?
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AP posted:I'm surrounded by all these pieces of machinery that do things to keep me alive in space but some of them don't appear to be working. I don't know what to do and I keep tripping over all these packaged boxes of spare parts. Can't someone just tell me what to do? That's not helping honestly, none of this makes sense, what am I meant to do? What?! You can't press <<use>> to refactor your nipplejets into fidelitous rebreather system? What a crappy game.
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Hellion might be poo poo I dunno, not buying it as have too much to play already. I do think the thread would be improved by a Hellion developer appearing here to post and tell us all about the tutorial because this poo poo is funny.
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One thing Star Citizen has going for it is that everything is so natural and self-explanatory. All of its zero gameplay options occur so organically. It's so instinctive they completely removed the tutorial.
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Hellion looks dull as gently caress so that's only like a hundred times better than starcitizen.
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AP posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/124202571?t=2h20m18s
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How long till 3.0 (Poll)  https://strawpoll.de/1c6ey7g
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eonwe posted:how many years before people get fed up with them. im going with 2019 What is dead may never die.
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I'm the 21.12% of people who picked the option that makes no sense.
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trucutru posted:Hellion looks dull as gently caress so that's only like a hundred times better than starcitizen. This is a fact and they never sold themselves as anything else. Its supposed to be a multiplayer hard-ish sci-fi survival game set in space and thats what it is so far. Its just Rust or Conan Exiles in space. They never told anybody they where doing a "Skill based MMORPG and a Movies and a FPS with RTS modules and hundreds of ships and planets you can walk on and capital ships needing 20 players to crew and pets and racing and moddable private server and sataball and customizable components you need a manual to read for and NPC AI and skins and FIDELITY !!!!!!"* *Skins not available in game yet. May be available someday.
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Hellion is a mix between space engineers and KSP. In short, it's going to be extremely my poo poo.
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MeLKoR posted:WTFO refuses to play a game without a tutorial. Presumably that was never a problem with Star Citizen because since there is no gameplay you don't need to know how to do anything. HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE BED?!?!? - first hour of playing SC
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happyhippy posted:Q: HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE BED?!?!? A: CLIP THROUGH THE FLOOR!
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eeldvark posted:Reason for 88 being used in the artwork: it's symmetrical. They can mirror it any way they like and it will still look right. It's actually kind of lazy-smart. bunnie also good 
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eeldvark posted:Reason for 88 being used in the artwork: it's symmetrical. They can mirror it any way they like and it will still look right. It's actually kind of lazy-smart. Just entirely coincidentally it's also a white supremacist rallying cry, as it's the eighth letter of the alphabet twice. Usually coupled with '14'.
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Truga posted:Hellion is a mix between space engineers and KSP.  …but… I have work to do. 
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