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DancingShade posted:Make sure you watch the safety video first. this is the goddamn love boat not the safety boat. Our cabin checklist is just a drunken steward awkwardly putting a condom on a banana and yelling "GAME ON"
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DO IT TO IT posted:My favorite bioware animation is the hand wringing but the hands dont actually touch each other. Mine is dramatic turn while hitting button/door from me3.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:27 |
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I hope Ryder dies from an Andromeda STD, the screen fades to black, and then there's a text explaining that you should never engage in sex without protection. This happens even if your Ryder doesn't bang anybody. That's the ending.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:52 |
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DancingShade posted:I just want to romance the ship and/or the APC. Romance Nomad, get into Nomad, romance Tempest, get Nomad to load into Tempest its like a gently caress turducken a fuckducken
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:53 |
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Torrannor posted:I hope Ryder dies from an Andromeda STD, the screen fades to black, and then there's a text explaining that you should never engage in sex without protection. Obviously it needs this playing in the background. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhrbK254yRE
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:54 |
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Rinkles posted:
whats this from? video i mean. Zzulu posted:I will bang... all of the aliens. Possibly all of the crew yeah. Fillbert ryder will probaly bang the asari mentally disabled lady or the bird person. definitely Margaery Tyrell asari if its possible.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 13:54 |
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Rinkles posted:
I'm the pudgy Asari
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:02 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:I'm the pudgy Asari oh wb. i was missing your eyebrows for those few hours
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:09 |
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Dan Didio posted:Wanting to have sex with an alien is disgusting. But sometimes doing is just a job you've got to get done. Related, I heard about the 20% Amazon discount and preordered. The deluxe edition.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 14:50 |
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So are there any decent deals for the PC version in the UK anywhere? Tried to see if the Amazon.com deluxe was up with the prime discount as origin is region free iirc but its not, neithers the digital download edition.
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Rinkles posted:
hahah oh my god
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seriously just look at that
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:08 |
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It does look weird how their faces go from one emotion to another instantly near the end of the gif. They just kind of snap into it. Looks odd. right before she smirks. And how he goes from a pained face to nothing.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:12 |
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Christ, people are such babies about frame rates and animation issues. I have Hitman for regular PS4, which some goons have called unplayable, and didn't notice a single performance problem. That said, I played Perfect Dark back in the day, and it was fine. So I'm sure Andromeda will be fine for me too.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:13 |
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I will have sex with all these blue girls
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:15 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:I'm the pudgy Asari BBAs (Big Beautiful Asari) are my fetish.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:20 |
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wats pudgy about the asari
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:21 |
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Peebee seems cool. Still don't know who I'll take besides Drack, depends on their personalities. What we need is space Oghren to really complete the team.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:23 |
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Milky Moor posted:seriously just look at that Regular person: These animations are janky and stiff. Bioware fan: These animations are wanky and I'm getting stiff.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:23 |
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Zzulu posted:wats pudgy about the asari fat brows man
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:31 |
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marshmallow creep posted:BBAs (Big Beautiful Asari) are my fetish. This but unironically
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:32 |
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exquisite tea posted:Regular person: These animations are janky and stiff. Sure, but outside of engine tech demos, when are they not in games?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:36 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:whats this from? video i mean. The non-Freedom version of the Natalie Dormer video (which is like one minute longer)
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:45 |
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Looks fine to me, maybe even better than in Dragon Age Inquisition Actually I think Peebee is making the same smirk from that early EA Play trailer?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:48 |
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SgtSteel91 posted:Looks fine to me, maybe even better than in Dragon Age Inquisition https://gfycat.com/DeafeningVelvetyFruitfly
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:49 |
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Am I remembering right that MP classes/races aren't locked to loot boxes anymore? Or do races still count as skins but classes are unlocked a different way?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 15:54 |
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ijyt posted:Am I remembering right that MP classes/races aren't locked to loot boxes anymore? Or do races still count as skins but classes are unlocked a different way?
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:05 |
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Starting to regret my pre-order after seeing most of the footage is incredibly corny. I'm getting a Captain Planet cartoon vibe off many of the characters. HEART!
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:20 |
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Medlar posted:Starting to regret my pre-order after seeing most of the footage is incredibly corny. I'm getting a Captain Planet cartoon vibe off many of the characters. I am of the opinion that Mass Effect works better when the majority of it is like Stargate SG1 and not say the Battlestar Galactica remake. That is to say more light hearted and cheezy with action with occasional serious plots as opposed to oppressive grim dark and depression. I use those as two more modern examples. A lot of what made Mass Effect work is influenced by Star Wars and Buck Rodgers and throw in some Blade Runner for aesthetics.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:24 |
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BrianWilly posted:The bro character is probably your actual bro. loving your sister doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility for Bioware.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:31 |
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The asari has the face of Vin Diesel
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:40 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:The asari has the face of Vin Diesel Now I have to bone her
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:40 |
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Rad Valtar posted:loving your sister doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility for Bioware. Through the game you learn the secret of time travel and it's revealed that the twins are their own parents
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:42 |
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You guys stopped being ironic pages ago and now just creep me out.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:46 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:The asari has the face of Vin Diesel Go on.
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# ? Feb 24, 2017 16:47 |
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Trast posted:I am of the opinion that Mass Effect works better when the majority of it is like Stargate SG1 and not say the Battlestar Galactica remake. That is to say more light hearted and cheezy with action with occasional serious plots as opposed to oppressive grim dark and depression. I like that comparison--though I got more of a Babylon 5-level of self-aware/sardonic humor than SG1. A few pages back somebody was extolling how good the Citadel DLC was and I agree it was at least the best ME3 expansion if not the best part of ME3. The current-year hair/makeup-style and personality for the characters I've seen thus far feel a little jarring for a futuristic game. Does Rastaman really need them dreads? I see that crossfit games-haircut the blond sports at the gym all the time and it's already losing its luster for me. I'm surprised one of the male characters isn't rocking a manbun. Maybe I'm just nitpicking. That said, I'd slam Peebles even if her personality is that of an annoying child's. I sound like I'm about to start writing fan-fic
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Glenn Quebec posted:The asari has the face of Vin Diesel post picture proof plz
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Medlar posted:I'm surprised one of the male characters isn't rocking a manbun. Kai Leng
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Mashup of Vin and Paul Walker the ride together or die together with asari face over Vin and Ryder over Paul.gif
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Back Hack posted:You guys stopped being ironic pages ago and now just creep me out. I went back and I think I found the exact moment goons stopped being ironic about this.
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