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thathonkey posted:Arguably donald trump's largest crime against humanity thus far is using more than three dots in an ellipsis when firing off an incoherent tweet that needs to be split across multiple 140 char bursts of pure retardation actually he impressed me a few weeks ago, he sent a 4 part twitter rant and he used the number of ellipses to represent which tweet of four it was. It was very good for trump.
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Just imagined 68 million mongoloids waking up, eating their hungry man tv dinner/chocolate cake breakfast, waddling into their pickup trucks, heading to the voting hall and mashing their flab on the Trump Button while cursing "that uppity negro Obongo". 68 million people voted for Trump, the orange semi-literate ragebaby. loving lmao 
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BombiTheZombie posted:Just imagined 68 million mongoloids waking up, eating their hungry man tv dinner/chocolate cake breakfast, waddling into their pickup trucks, heading to the voting hall and mashing their flab on the Trump Button while cursing "that uppity negro Obongo". now imagine 68 million mongoloids waking up and eating their hungry man tv dinner and cake and realising that their health insurance was cut because theyre dumb as gently caress
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Jel Shaker posted:Lol at gaylord convention centre not only did he promote bannon to top security chief but he had a couple of generals already on the council demoted lol
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Kjoery posted:a memory from the lol archive: Your friends are stupider than the average trump voter, lol
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Jose posted:not only did he promote bannon to top security chief but he had a couple of generals already on the council demoted lol i have a begrudging respect for the incredible power-play of using Trump to become one of the most powerful men in the world though. That was some first-rate, Machiavellian scheming by Bannon... just casually getting the president to put you on the security council by writing yourself in and knowing he won't even read it. That's good poo poo
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scrubs season six posted:Your friends might b stupid. friend posted:I'm just contrasting his campaign platform with his stances from the last 20 years friend posted:If you think he's a liar and nothing he says matters then why oppose his platform? You can't substantiate any claims that his presidency will be bad for the world either. they had drunk a bit too much of the kool aid yes (a sad lol for friendships now past)
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Jose posted:not only did he promote bannon to top security chief but he had a couple of generals already on the council demoted lol and the generals were dropped by accident because they recycled the list used by dubya without checking if anything had changed in the meantime. lol lol
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Dizz posted:now imagine 68 million mongoloids waking up and eating their hungry man tv dinner and cake and realising that their health insurance was cut because theyre dumb as gently caress I await the crying and gnashing of teeth it will generate with bated breath, ready to unleash a cataclysmic lol that will reduce me to a sundered, lifeless husk.
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Goa Tse-tung posted:https://twitter.com/KJAlvarado124/status/834847832112758789 repostin' for this page; requisite lol included
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Dizz posted:now imagine 68 million mongoloids waking up and eating their hungry man tv dinner and cake and realising that their health insurance was cut because theyre dumb as gently caress I tried, but the sudden shift in blood flow to my erection made me pass out.
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Feb 24, 2017 15:56
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nutjob steve bannon being in a position of significant gov't power is almost as funny and absurd as trump being president
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Flesh Forge posted:lol yeah that has everything to do with Chicago's completely ordinary per capita crime statistics and nothing to do with it being Obama's political home grounds Oh my god... shhhh............... I live in Chicago and people aren't very pleased with the non-stop carnage here buddy. The fact that the murder rate is lower per capita than other cities is because Chicago is pretty big and the violence is contained into a few sectors meaning it averages out. If you just counted only the southside in the statistics it would look very different. We just hit the highest amount of murders ever in the city, even more than when crack was king. Huge LOL "Chicago is an ordinary city when it comes to murder" jesus christ
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Oh my god... shhhh............... I live in Chicago and people aren't very pleased with the non-stop carnage here buddy. The fact that the murder rate is lower per capita than other cities is because Chicago is pretty big and the violence is contained into a few sectors meaning it averages out. If you just counted only the southside in the statistics it would look very different. We just hit the highest amount of murders ever in the city, even more than when crack was king. Get out.
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tao of lmao posted:Get out. It was so epicly mis-informed and stupid I had to say something.
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Sound Mr. Brown posted:repostin' for this page; requisite lol included Imagine the smell of Vic's vapor rub filling your nostrils as Bannon's cold, clammy hands slowly reach for your leg.
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runupon cracker posted:The best defense against leakers is to not do horrible poo poo. I was gonna post this, same for when the DNC got their emails leaked, nobody would've cared if it wasn't full of underhanded bullshit. Also, what are the leaks he's referring to anyway? Lol if I have to start watching Fox news every morning to figure out which one of their talking points he's latched on to today Also also: Goa Tse-tung posted:https://twitter.com/KJAlvarado124/status/834847832112758789  hahaha I wasn't even gonna bother playing this till someone else lolled at it and I'm glad I did
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Huge LOL "Chicago is an ordinary city when it comes to murder" jesus christ Chicago's a big deal, but Trump's obsession with it is weird and crazy. I don't think it has directly to do with Obama, except that Fox news probably trots out the bad news there whenever they can because of Obama, and as a result Trump thinks it's Mad Max in there
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Some spicy loling https://twitter.com/Caitlyn_Jenner/status/834935434144731136 call me 
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Oh my god... shhhh............... I live in Chicago and people aren't very pleased with the non-stop carnage here buddy. The fact that the murder rate is lower per capita than other cities is because Chicago is pretty big and the violence is contained into a few sectors meaning it averages out. If you just counted only the southside in the statistics it would look very different. We just hit the highest amount of murders ever in the city, even more than when crack was king. Won't you do us all a favor and hang out in the bad places
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also bad areas in big cities own because they're open-air drug markets. i know SF has the 'loin, LA has skid row, and NYC has wash sq park... does Chicago have areas where you just get offered all sorts of crack and pills and stuff?
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Tumble posted:also bad areas in big cities own because they're open-air drug markets. You gotta wait in line here 
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for those partial to the interpretation that trump is doing a speed run of the nixon presidency, reminder that nixon's obsession with stopping white house leaks led directly to watergate see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers
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Kjoery posted:they had drunk a bit too much of the kool aid yes (a sad lol for friendships now past) LOL my one friend kept pointing to an Oprah interview from loving 1988 as evidence that Trump was articulate and reasonable. Teehee His comment when it looked like Clinton was going to win was "it would be like electing Nixon again" 
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proof of concept posted:for those partial to the interpretation that trump is doing a speed run of the nixon presidency, reminder that nixon's obsession with stopping white house leaks led directly to watergate see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers Except Nixon was competent and had actual achievements while in office. Trump's biggest accomplishment is making tricky dick look good. lol
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MRC48B posted:Except Nixon was competent and had actual achievements while in office. Excuse me his greatest achievement was denying hillary the presidency and also all the lols we will get for 4 to hopefully 8 years.
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red great bloody blood also lol that he is a stand-in at the last minute for milo edit: "I want to thank you, I was amazing." - Trump
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I can't wait for this nation to drown in a red tide of blood and lols, just gotta bide me time lol
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It won't be barbarian hordes that bring down the American experiment but lols Neverending 
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proof of concept posted:lol FIND NOW good god what a child Just saw the tweet a few minutes ago. What a shitshow! FINDNOW
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Viruswithshoes posted:I wonder how many people around the world will go dressed up as Trump to their Halloween parties this year oh yes. this is happening
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FIND NOW lol jesus christ
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'No anonymous sources,' Trump scolds _ after WH uses them (from @AP) http://bigstory.ap.org/03dd1b758ddc4693b5f2de2f23e169bb lol ok
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