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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

we got a clown president so i presume its only a matter of time before Guy Fieri is on the supreme court and an immortal alien empress shows up to kill us all

someone made a funny tweet about how guy fieri's vision for flavortown is an explicitly socialist one

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


jarofpiss posted:

in BED with a goblin!

jeb!

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


He's going to try to bring back nobility, with his family as the Royals. The rich are already hosed up enough from inbreeding for it to work.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



zegermans posted:

The president of Peru is Polish?

peru is an interesting place. they also had a president named "fujimori" when i was a yoot

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

side node: that little shop of horrors is one of the greatest musicals of all time

politifact rates this post: extremely true

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


from his "wherever"

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

C-Euro posted:

I'm like 20 pages back but I can't let go of this. If this dude's statement of purpose is "deconstruct the government" then why the gently caress was he given a job in government? I get that Republicans are, on paper, the party of small government, and I get that there are SovCit types out there who want to live in the woods and not pay taxes and not be told to do anything. But this is like me going into a job interview, saying "I'm just gonna goof off all day, except for the times where I'm deliberately racking up business expenses and divulging trade secrets to anyone who will listen" and getting hired anyway.

Am I missing something besides "lol nothing matters"?

lol at this guy not paying attention to conservative politics since 1980.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the new lasagna cat videos are truly peak art

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Did he follow this by extending his lower jaw and eating a live rat in one go? Crowd would have loved that.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

crazy cloud posted:

politifact rates this post: extremely true

Ellen Green is basically criminally underrated

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
good soup

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Big Fat Iguana posted:

They're pretty careful to not kill any in the process actually https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/06/how-the-life-saving-blue-blood-of-horseshoe-crabs-is-extracted/241203/

Still, it's freaky as gently caress lol



what

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

peru is an interesting place. they also had a president named "fujimori" when i was a yoot

Peru seems to have a shitload of Japanese people

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Peruvian President named cuck zinzki

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Horseshoe crabs. Also the new House ACA plan they just hand you a horseshoe crab and a needle.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

let me tjust take this momentns here to say that i bleive that

Little Shop of Horrors w/ Rick Moranis is one of the most beautiful and perfect things ever made

next to Hedwig, wihch I worrryt hat I cannot push as hard fore bc I'm str8 white cis despite seeiong and loving it a half dozen times in theaters

life = pain?

these are accurate and i would add that idc how goony it is, the south park movie is up there too great fuckken musical

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i guess we're about to find out about today's mystery EO. boston globe was speculating it might be a weed one but nobody knows

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/835172026927079424

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/835171953409404928

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

zegermans posted:

Probatable truth that must be spoken:

Some Transformers fight scenes were better than those in Pacific Rim.

MODS?!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

tacodaemon posted:

i guess we're about to find out about today's mystery EO. boston globe was speculating it might be a weed one but nobody knows

I think we all know it is instant citizenship for lizard people.

Edit: This was the price of the Cruz endorsement.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Its sad that Joe the plumber isn't dead of an opiate overdose.

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Nov 18, 2016

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Everything must suffer under Capitalism friend.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i hope the new EO is you get deported for smokin weed now

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

they have to fight to see who will be the conservative everyman meme.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

jarofpiss posted:

i hope the new EO is you get deported for smokin weed now

gonna self-deport very soon

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

i guess we're about to find out about today's mystery EO. boston globe was speculating it might be a weed one but nobody knows

"North Korea is now illegal."

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
wait is it peter thiel bleeding out those cribs crabs

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
we will burrow out of this hollow earth's shell

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I hope the EO is about going hard against weed because there would be nationwide riots

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Gravy Jones posted:

Did he follow this by extending his lower jaw and eating a live rat in one go? Crowd would have loved that.

"u knew i was a snake" etc

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Soon we're gonna find out his names not even Ken and that he's never Boned.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
New axis of evil is North Korea, Iran, and California.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Feminasty Slut posted:

gonna self-deport very soon

new process to renounce citizenship is take a huge hit off a blunt and tweet @potus to gently caress off

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



jarofpiss posted:

new process to renounce citizenship is take a huge hit off a blunt and tweet @potus to gently caress off

Noooooo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




bump_fn posted:

which c in cpac stands for cuck

cuck pennsylvania cuck

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

You don't have a Type 59 also

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Anybody know what time Spicy Boi is on today (if he's on)?

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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

jarofpiss posted:

new process to renounce citizenship is take a huge hit off a blunt and tweet @potus to gently caress off

okay but if I only use a bong or bho I'm good right

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