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paranoid randroid posted:we got a clown president so i presume its only a matter of time before Guy Fieri is on the supreme court and an immortal alien empress shows up to kill us all someone made a funny tweet about how guy fieri's vision for flavortown is an explicitly socialist one
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jarofpiss posted:in BED with a goblin! jeb!
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He's going to try to bring back nobility, with his family as the Royals. The rich are already hosed up enough from inbreeding for it to work.
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zegermans posted:The president of Peru is Polish? peru is an interesting place. they also had a president named "fujimori" when i was a yoot
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Epic High Five posted:side node: that little shop of horrors is one of the greatest musicals of all time politifact rates this post: extremely true
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:You know who. from his "wherever"
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C-Euro posted:I'm like 20 pages back but I can't let go of this. If this dude's statement of purpose is "deconstruct the government" then why the gently caress was he given a job in government? I get that Republicans are, on paper, the party of small government, and I get that there are SovCit types out there who want to live in the woods and not pay taxes and not be told to do anything. But this is like me going into a job interview, saying "I'm just gonna goof off all day, except for the times where I'm deliberately racking up business expenses and divulging trade secrets to anyone who will listen" and getting hired anyway. lol at this guy not paying attention to conservative politics since 1980.
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the new lasagna cat videos are truly peak art
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Did he follow this by extending his lower jaw and eating a live rat in one go? Crowd would have loved that.
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crazy cloud posted:politifact rates this post: extremely true Ellen Green is basically criminally underrated
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good soup
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Big Fat Iguana posted:They're pretty careful to not kill any in the process actually https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/06/how-the-life-saving-blue-blood-of-horseshoe-crabs-is-extracted/241203/ what
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tacodaemon posted:peru is an interesting place. they also had a president named "fujimori" when i was a yoot Peru seems to have a shitload of Japanese people
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Peruvian President named cuck zinzki
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:You know who. Horseshoe crabs. Also the new House ACA plan they just hand you a horseshoe crab and a needle.
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Epic High Five posted:let me tjust take this momentns here to say that i bleive that these are accurate and i would add that idc how goony it is, the south park movie is up there too great fuckken musical
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i guess we're about to find out about today's mystery EO. boston globe was speculating it might be a weed one but nobody knows
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https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/835172026927079424
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https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/835171953409404928
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zegermans posted:Probatable truth that must be spoken: MODS?!
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tacodaemon posted:i guess we're about to find out about today's mystery EO. boston globe was speculating it might be a weed one but nobody knows I think we all know it is instant citizenship for lizard people. Edit: This was the price of the Cruz endorsement.
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Its sad that Joe the plumber isn't dead of an opiate overdose.
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Admiral Ray posted:what Everything must suffer under Capitalism friend.
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i hope the new EO is you get deported for smokin weed now
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they have to fight to see who will be the conservative everyman meme.
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jarofpiss posted:i hope the new EO is you get deported for smokin weed now gonna self-deport very soon
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tacodaemon posted:i guess we're about to find out about today's mystery EO. boston globe was speculating it might be a weed one but nobody knows "North Korea is now illegal."
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wait is it peter thiel bleeding out those cribs crabs
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we will burrow out of this hollow earth's shell
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I hope the EO is about going hard against weed because there would be nationwide riots
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Gravy Jones posted:Did he follow this by extending his lower jaw and eating a live rat in one go? Crowd would have loved that. "u knew i was a snake" etc
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Soon we're gonna find out his names not even Ken and that he's never Boned.
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New axis of evil is North Korea, Iran, and California.
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Feminasty Slut posted:gonna self-deport very soon new process to renounce citizenship is take a huge hit off a blunt and tweet @potus to gently caress off
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jarofpiss posted:new process to renounce citizenship is take a huge hit off a blunt and tweet @potus to gently caress off Noooooo
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bump_fn posted:which c in cpac stands for cuck cuck pennsylvania cuck
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You don't have a Type 59 also
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Anybody know what time Spicy Boi is on today (if he's on)?
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jarofpiss posted:new process to renounce citizenship is take a huge hit off a blunt and tweet @potus to gently caress off okay but if I only use a bong or bho I'm good right
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