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Garrand posted:I don't think that man was literally thrown anywhere at all. You would be surprised just what can be accomplished by endless waves of disposable min wage employees.
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My thoughts, in order. "Hah, dumb photoshop. Obviously it's meant to say flashlight." "Actually, that's a surprisingly good photoshop." "What's a public flashlight, though? Never heard of that. I guess it makes sense as a public safety thing on a beach, it gets pretty dark at night. But why is it on a chain? How does this work?" "Is it for signaling your friends, maybe? Spotting people in the water?" "Where is this, anyway?" "..." "Of course it's loving Burning Man"
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Is the "..." part when you realised it says "fleshlight" on purpose?
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I can't believe this beanbag chair achieved sentience
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Breetai posted:That screenshot is over 9 years old. same
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throw to first drat IT posted:
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throw to first drat IT posted:You would be surprised just what can be accomplished by endless waves of disposable min wage employees. I'm picturing them just rolling him out the door like Violet Beauregard.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:HAHAHAAHAH a loving chiropractor, of course. No one with any actual scientific or medical knowledge could have concocted this idea. I love how his website has a large banner that says their Facebook page was hacked.
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Feb 24, 2017 14:40
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I don't get the standing so far apart thing. It looks freezing out there, shouldn't they be huddling up for warmth?
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Dienes posted:I love how his website has a large banner that says their Facebook page was hacked. I've been wasting my life not hacking chiropractors' Facebook pages, evidently
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I'm the moment between reading that comment and realizing that I have the perfect Minion reaction GIF for it
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Panfilo posted:I don't get the standing so far apart thing. It looks freezing out there, shouldn't they be huddling up for warmth? Scandinavians (and Finns) have a personal sphere of about two meters.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Scandinavians (and Finns) have a personal sphere of about two meters. How do you pass each other in a hallway or a bar?
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Solice Kirsk posted:How do you pass each other in a hallway or a bar?
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Alcohol makes it easier for us.
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Well that's just a universal truth.
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Low Desert Punk posted:Goons sure are preoccupied with making sure everyone knows they have sophisticated and adventurous palates. Sorry for the month old quote, but literally just yesterday in DnD I saw "actually meat with boar taint is perfectly fine, sorry about your bland tastes"
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Holy loving hell was that guy right. I have never in my life seen so much unashamed gluttony in one place. Yeah, it's something else. Good lord. Ends up being cheaper than a movie and the entertainment is always well worth it. Also it doesn't matter when you go, you are guaranteed to see headliner NACHO NIÑO no matter what. It may not be cheese, but there absolutely will be a kid in a highchair flinging food around like one of those robot toys where the arms pinwheel like crazy, and both of his or her parents will be oblivious (gotta keep your DPS up, after all). I think my favorite Golden Corral event was seeing a 8- or 9-year-old kid faceplant at full speed into the heaping plate of mashed potatoes and sawmill gravy he was carrying. Just sprinting as fast as he could with outstretched arms and trips (probably slipped on a chocolate-drenched chicken leg) and BOOM facedown on the floor, covered in potatoes and gravy. Poor kid looked like he was there for that big pie fight in The Three Stooges. His mom just kept eating 
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I am simultaneously happy and sad that we don't have Golden Corral in Sweden.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I am simultaneously happy and sad that we don't have Golden Corral in Sweden. I live in a city in SW Ontario that has three Chinese buffets in a town of <100,000, and after reading those posts, it made me realize that the poo poo I saw at the cheapest $10 buffet was nothing compared to those posts. I'm almost fascinated by how worse it gets than anything I've ever experienced. It almost makes me want to put a travel group together just to visit some and compared observations. I still see nothing wrong with this 
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While you should rightly be both, you should be slightly sadder than happier. It's a fantastic celestial collision of staff consisting of bored teenagers, obese gluttonous shameless patrons that will complain about anything and everything and throw a loud public tantrum if the fresh mac & cheese isn't out RIGHT AT NOON WHEN IT SHOULD BE DAMNIT I'M A PAYING CUSTOMER, and unsupervised children. All of these things meet at high velocity and create a veritable supernova of "What the gently caress?" The food isn't great, but you don't go for the food--you go for the entertainment.
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Feb 24, 2017 17:45
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Feb 24, 2017 18:10
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I think I saw a Golden Corral once when visiting my inlaws in Montana, but the idea of a Montabna buffet horrifies me.
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Feb 24, 2017 18:12
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When I was 10 I ate at Hometown Buffet for the first time and then went home and barfed. And that's my buffet story. The only good buffet is Souplantation, which I believe rightly has a new name.
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Feb 24, 2017 18:14
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I used to eat at the local Ryan's a lot before they closed down.  I fully accept my shame.
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Sagebrush posted:"I've...eaten things...you people wouldn't believe. 
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whiteyfats posted:I used to eat at the local Ryan's a lot before they closed down. Before the one here got shutdown (for health code violations I think) I would go there and just to fill up on rolls and that honey butter stuff. I think I've been to GC once in my life. I don't remember anything entertaining from it though
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Garrand posted:Before the one here got shutdown (for health code violations I think) I would go there and just to fill up on rolls and that honey butter stuff. The one in Gainesville just closed down when all the Ryan's did, I think. Food wasn't terrible for the price. Then they opened another buffet that was open for a few months, closed for remodeling, then never opened back up.
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 What Finland means to you? Emilia Friman, 6: "Nothing"
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Casual dining buffets in the south are magical places. Not just the chain ones--there are feisty independent buffet places with weird customers AND weird food. Breaded and fried broccoli already mixed with hot liquid cheese. Just thinking about that slowly congealing mass in the buffet warmer dish makes me a little queasy.
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All he had to do was this: "Sir, we are going to have to ask you to leave." "Make me." (Buffet staff look at each other simultaneously) (Man slowly slides an entire plate of discarded hot wing bones onto the floor like a cat)
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queserasera posted:Casual dining buffets in the south are magical places. Not just the chain ones--there are feisty independent buffet places with weird customers AND weird food. Breaded and fried broccoli already mixed with hot liquid cheese. Just thinking about that slowly congealing mass in the buffet warmer dish makes me a little queasy. Here in Oklahoma we call that a "casserole". It's good for you because it's got broccoli in it.
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Feb 24, 2017 18:58
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Heath posted:All he had to do was this: Buffet staff replaces buffet with salad and NO DRESSING
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While I can't account for the horrible parents, a lot of denizens at Golden Corral and similar places are senior citizens who are too old or inept to cook their own meals and go to places like this because old people like to loiter in eating establishments since they have little else to do when their kids won't visit or care for them.
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Unfortunately that particular story is fake, but I think there have been a few cases of people suing for all-you-can-eat buffets kicking them out for eating inordinate amounts of food.
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I listened to a podcast once where the guest comedian told the story of pissing right beside one of the producers of Last Comic Standing. Dude dropped trou just to take a piss in a urinal. So in other words: neonbregna posted:That's a pretty good power move
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chitoryu12 posted:Unfortunately that particular story is fake, but I think there have been a few cases of people suing for all-you-can-eat buffets kicking them out for eating inordinate amounts of food. It was a Simpsons episode, for starters.
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