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td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

GramCracker posted:

Anticipating Big Things from your Scud Studs this year?
Hell, who isn't?

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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Lewis was right. 2017-spec cars look like boats.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Human Grand Prix posted:

McLaren's livery reminds me of Walkinshaw Arrows. Dead team.

It conceptually reminds me of the 1991 Lotus. Dead team with no sponsors desperately clinging to nostalgia.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
The McLaren should have been all orange. Why is that so hard?

It's as bad as the Renault livery... maybe worse.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alain Post posted:

It conceptually reminds me of the 1991 Lotus. Dead team with no sponsors desperately clinging to nostalgia.

The 102B scheme was at the very least pleasing. The same cannot be said of this McLaren.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I actually get Ron's anti-nostalgia-orange sentiment because McLaren never looked like they were clinging to past glories before now.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It seemed to me that Ron never really acknowledged the pre Project 4 era.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

gret posted:

Lewis was right. 2017-spec cars look like boats.

Please show me a boat that looks like the Ferrari above your post?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

GramCracker posted:

Anticipating Big Things from your Scud Studs this year?

Scud Studs Set To Stun in Seventeen

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Alain Post posted:

Scud Studs Set To Stun in Seventeen

Mods?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Alain Post posted:

Scud Studs Set To Stun in Seventeen

Erotic

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Nothing would make me happier than Ferrari pulling a repeat of '85.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGlY3ubGzUY

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

Nothing would make me happier than Ferrari pulling a repeat of '85.

That wouldn't make me very happy at all!

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wirth1000 posted:

The McLaren should have been all orange. Why is that so hard?

It doesn't even look like they used Papaya orange. These turkeys can't even do nostalgia properly.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Bring Back Ron

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Alain Post posted:

Bring Back Ron

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Alain Post posted:

Bring Back Ron

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Ron Dennis would have delivered Jenson's second championship in a car with an amazing livery that would become a modern classic

Zak "The Hack" Brown has delivered a turd that is probably slower than a Sauber

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


The McLaren just screams "beggars can't be choosers." You want an orange car? OK, we'll give you an orange car, but it'll suck.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

poty posted:

Zak "The Hack" Brown

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I thought getting rid of the D-man might help things but this team looks like it's going nowhere;



- Marketing guy for boss
- Lost lubricant supplier and sponsor for customer deal BP
- No other sponsors anyway
- Team may or not be subsidized directly by engine manufacturer of worst motor
- Chassis huge questionmark, along with new untested engine design

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
McLaren will want to avoid becoming the second best American team in the championship.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Human Grand Prix posted:

It seemed to me that Ron never really acknowledged the pre Project 4 era.

Tooned did, they had ones on Emmo and The Shunt

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Brainwrong posted:

http://imgur.com/a/EkgCS

Zak just said they chose orange because of the fans.

Fucks sake. NEVER let fans have a say in F1, you feckless twat

Ron's engineers said push-rod suspension would make the car 8% faster but it wasn't testing well with women 25-34 so they had to get rid of it

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Human Grand Prix posted:

I thought getting rid of the D-man might help things but this team looks like it's going nowhere;



- Marketing guy for boss
- Lost lubricant supplier and sponsor for customer deal BP
- No other sponsors anyway
- Team may or not be subsidized directly by engine manufacturer of worst motor
- Chassis huge questionmark, along with new untested engine design

They added a new sponsor today!! It's New Era, makers of flat brim hats.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

wicka posted:

They added a new sponsor today!! It's New Era, makers of flat brim hats.

Alonso's retainer.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

What has Zak Brown contributed other than renaming the car for no reason and giving it a poo poo paint job? Christ he's like one of those scummy house flippers.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Renaming the car out of deference to Ron Dennis wasn't the worst move.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

wicka posted:

They added a new sponsor today!! It's New Era, makers of flat brim hats.

I have a Minnesota Northstars New Era hat. I will wear it with pride.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

What has Zak Brown contributed other than renaming the car for no reason and giving it a poo poo paint job? Christ he's like one of those scummy house flippers.

It's funny because both of those decisions are potentially great ideas if executed properly. "MP4" was just a vestige of Ron's takeover, getting rid of it is fine, but the correct car name is either M32 or M61. Orange car is great, so long as it's actually an orange car, not a lovely backmarker livery that happens to be orange. They've made an orange car that won't stand out. It's incredible.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
If we're going to expunge the Dennis Era then this car is actually the M31.


Speaking of Dennis, it's strange that during the '81 season he reverted to using the M29 for a bit. Probably to avoid having Andrea wreck his expensive MP4/1, but I dunno why the M30 wasn't utilized. It was arguably better.

Human Grand Prix fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Feb 24, 2017

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
You know you hosed up when even Reddit is making fun of the livery.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

The orange thing is particularly stupid since it conflicts with the name changing. We're supposed to be nostalgic for the past, just not the most recent 30 years that everybody actually remembers? Like it's borderline schizophrenic decision making.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

The orange thing is particularly stupid since it conflicts with the name changing. We're supposed to be nostalgic for the past, just not the most recent 30 years that everybody actually remembers? Like it's borderline schizophrenic decision making.

They're just trying to listen to the fans, which is why it's all the more baffling that they went with a version of an "orange" livery that is explicitly not what one single person asked for.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

The fan explanation is a poo poo excuse to cover the fact that they hosed up. I guarantee if you did any sort of polling with the fans the response would overwhelmingly be for the old Marlboro livery.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

http://www.espn.in/f1/story/_/id/18757390/brown-wants-make-mclaren-less-darth-vader-more-luke-skywalker posted:

New McLaren CEO Zak Brown says the team has been "a little bit too Darth Vader" in recent years -- something he hopes he can change with a little pinch of Luke Skywalker.

Disrespectful remarks from Zak "The Clown" Brown. Was this really the best guy the Bahrainis could find to backstab Our Ron?

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
A New Hope? Not likely.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

Zak Brown is the phantom menace.

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

The fan explanation is a poo poo excuse to cover the fact that they hosed up. I guarantee if you did any sort of polling with the fans the response would overwhelmingly be for the old Marlboro livery.

Which the EU would sue them for because it's literally just the Marlboro logo. Also, it's a terrible livery.

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