Punkin Spunkin posted:

Me [20 M] with my girlfriend [19 F] of almost a year. She's half-black, I'm white: How do I talk about the future when I'm not sure I want non-white children?

Nazzadan posted:

What the hell is going on between me [29M] and my friend [30F]?


I loving hate this dude

Antivehicular posted:

The fact that this dude casually uses "cucked" and then uses "Tumblr-tier" as a perjorative definitely suggests that he's a well-adjusted person and not a strange closet racist who is clearly contemplating ending a relationship over the potential for ~miscegenation~ at goddamn 20

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What if he said he didn't want non-white kids because he's worried about some rear end in a top hat cop killing them in a drive-by

more or less racist?

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Me [20 M] with my girlfriend [19 F] of almost a year. She's half-black, I'm white: How do I talk about the future when I'm not sure I want non-white children?

PleasingFungus posted:

it seems a bit hard to believe that even extremely Catholic families would forbid kissing before marriage. like, i mean: really?

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[Small intro: we've been together 5 years in May. When we met he was 5'9 and skinny as a zipper. I think he weighed 120lbs but I may be wrong on the exact number. I used to be able to put my hand around his bicep. Now even with both hands it aint happening. Anyway he got super into bodybuilding and now looks amazing. In that, other people talk to him a lot because it's obvious he works out and women constantly flirt with him and he's oblivious to most of it, kind of amazing. I have loved him no matter how he looked. I was still very attracted to him when we met and am still today. ]]

For his recent goals, He's increased his protein (and his fiber because "his poops hurt" but now he says he's fine). I have no problems with whatever fitness goals he has. No issues with anything except recently the smell
God help me the smell! He's very hygienic, so at first I attributed it to his dietary adjustment and knew eventually it would pass. It seemed to get worse and worse and I had the unfortunate coming to Jesus talk that I couldn't take it anymore. Being in the car with him was gag inducing.

There's no real polite way to go about telling someone they stink. I've been told I'm just being sensitive. (I pointed out, with my constantly stuffy nose and breathing problems, I'd be very surprised if out of thin air I was able to smell like a hound dog)

We finally did make progress. He stopped rewareing gym pants (sort of...and stopped wearing them around the house) and started washing his hair more regularly. He's smelled much better. At least until he drinks a protein shake... but now the issue is

The smell is now still stuck in the bedroom. I've cleaned and sprayed, and changed blankets, sheets, washed anything fabric, put in a plug-in, sprayed some more, vacuumed, sprayed the carpet....

It won't go away. The sprays mask it a short while and then it's back. It's super unsexy, and some nights it's like it's worse than others and I can't even sleep... I don't want to go in my own bedroom anymore!

Can any of you help? Do you have a solution, advice or insight.... anything? I don't want this to be an argument anymore so I've just gritted through it since the last argument was like pulling teeth. I feel like an rear end in a top hat when

I have to tell him he stinks. I just don't know what to do.

TL;DR my husband's high protein diet is making him smell and now my house. I can't take it anymore! What can I do to make it go away!?

Pvt.Scott posted:

I live in Springfield, Mo. My brother once applied for work at some of the eleventy billion bible colleges here, and part of the work contracts involved poo poo like no dancing. For the employees.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Me [20 M] with my girlfriend [19 F] of almost a year. She's half-black, I'm white: How do I talk about the future when I'm not sure I want non-white children?

PleasingFungus posted:

it seems a bit hard to believe that even extremely Catholic families would forbid kissing before marriage. like, i mean: really?

P-Mack posted:

It is extremely weird by Catholic standards, purity balls and dancing bans and poo poo like that is an evangelical thing.

Antivehicular posted:

I (30M) need to talk to my partner (27F) about smellRelationships
submitted 12 hours ago by mushroomyakuza

La Brea Carpet posted:

You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?


It's too much like dancing!

La Brea Carpet posted:

My (25f) husband's (28m) high protein diet for weight lifting is making him and the house stink. I am at a loss of what else to do


Shoo shoo gains goblin

Vorgen posted:

I learned something from this thread. I always thought gains goblins were the people chasing after gains at all costs. It never occurred to me that they would be people somehow stealing gains...

Ocean Book posted:

Isn't 'baby smell' just baby powder? Maybe its a combination of dry shampoo plus another bad smell.

Cobweb Heart posted:

Gains goblin makes me laugh until I loving cry, but it really does seem like gains gremlin or similar is more appropriate. Gain ghoul maybe. Gains goblin, on first blush, to me, evokes someone whose lust for gains has made them goblinlike (shrunken but powerful, unpleasant grunts and shrieks, bad smell)

PleasingFungus posted:

it seems a bit hard to believe that even extremely Catholic families would forbid kissing before marriage. like, i mean: really?

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I [14M] bought myself swords/knives online. My mother is taking them away because my brother [17M] cut my arm open with one last night by mistake

Cam you please help me, I don't use Reddit but I don't know where else to ask? My mom is taking away my knife/swords I keep on display in my room. She paid for them and she thinks they belong to her even though she gave them to me. Last night I did have to go to the ER. My brother was messing around with one of them and I was trying to get it back. It was a Katana thst was $400 and really sharp. He cut my arm and I needed stitches for it.

She's taking away everything and say's she hated it in the house in the first place. Please help, she's taking me poo poo away and I did nothing wrong.

TL;DR: Moms taking my poo poo away.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Me [20 M] with my girlfriend [19 F] of almost a year. She's half-black, I'm white: How do I talk about the future when I'm not sure I want non-white children?

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She's not the most beautiful possible choice,

La Brea Carpet posted:

My (25f) husband's (28m) high protein diet for weight lifting is making him and the house stink. I am at a loss of what else to do


Shoo shoo gains goblin

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My [19F] little brother [8M] got hurt and is going to be in hospital for 2 weeks at the max. I bought him a 3DS and Pokemon Moon. My brother [17M] is mad because I did not buy him a video game.

I don't want to say what I do, but at my age I am not short on money. I help my family out when I can if they need it. My little brother does not ask for much so I decided to get him a gift. I'm closer to my younger siblings [8M and 10F] than I am [17M]. I'm the oldest.

My mom told me he liked playing Pokemon go when they went for walks. So I thought I would buy him a Pokemon game to play with. He was so happy, I got the best sister ever line from him. He liked the water stater. My brother [17M] was all lovely because I did not buy him a video game that mom said no to.

He tried calling our younger brother a nerd. I pointed out to him that younger brother got this injury playing football with his friends and that he loves sport. And everyone no matter who they are as a child probably watched or liked a super hero, watch naruto or Pokemon or Dragon Ball Z, hell even wrestling was big when Stone Cold was around. It's not nerdy. He told me I should buy him a video game or else he would take Pokemon away from younger brother.

I told my mother and she said she would sort him out, but I can't take his lovely attitude anymore. He only calls me or mom when he wants something because he lives with our father. I'm at Uni Part/Online while I follow my career. He does nothing but sit on his fat rear end and play COD all day. How do I handle communication with 17M.

tl;dr: How do I handle communication with 17M? He seems jealous when our child siblings get something over him and he only ever calls when he needs or wants something. He is just such an rear end to everyone.

gentle pete posted:

I [14M] bought myself swords/knives online. My mother is taking them away because my brother [17M] cut my arm open with one last night by mistake

gentle pets posted:

My [19F] little brother [8M] got hurt and is going to be in hospital for 2 weeks at the max. I bought him a 3DS and Pokemon Moon. My brother [17M] is mad because I did not buy him a video game.

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My [19F]

I don't want to say what I do, but at my age I am not short on money.

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Okay so i am a 15 year old male and i never had sex before and neither has my girlfriend. (shes the same age btw) So this is the first time for both of us and it was quite rushed.. So first were planing on going to do it at her fathers house but we didn't and when we came back to my house we did it and we didn't have much time because my mother was trying to get us down stairs and when I put the condom on I tried it the one way ad it didn't go so i knew to flip it because it was the wrong way and it went on correctly. So we did our thing and I busted in her but the condom was on and afterwards I checked with holes like i legit filled the ****ing thing with water and nothing came out it was perfectly fine. So then we just like relaxed and **** the rest of the night because everything seemed to go fine. Now this was last Friday the 17th and now its the 23rd and she was supposed to get her period on the 20th and she thinks its late and so do i but its sketchy because ever since Tuesday shes had cramps but its like on and off and she still hasten gotten her period yet so shes 3 days late and i am low key freaking the **** out and don't know what to do if she actually doesn't get it and is pregnant. Someone help me so i don't panic and this ****s been crossing my mind for the past 3 hours. IM GOING INSANE WHILE TYPING THIS IDK WHAT TO DO!!??

p rude posted:

What does a 19 year old college student do such that she's "not short on money"?

gentle pete posted:

Known Lecher posted:

on 'exotic dancer'

p rude posted:

What does a 19 year old college student do such that she's "not short on money"?