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Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Peanut Butler posted:

no he does not and it is both his greatest virtue and deepest flaw

gently caress wait I'm wrong because forgot about this anime:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 11:58

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

tacodaemon posted:

dont doxx me

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:02

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

death to anime

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:02

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

the best anime is doug

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:05

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:10

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Baloogan posted:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:15

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

poo poo, insomnia is ruthless and this thread is slower than molasses. So low energy.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:23

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

im here but im watching my anime

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:26

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Junkyard Poodle posted:

poo poo, insomnia is ruthless and this thread is slower than molasses. So low energy.

its hard to read a thread and subtitles at the same time

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:28

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Haha who are you? Second time you've rushed to bloog's defense in Trump threads. I'll eat a probe for sassing an anime mod who is riding my dick for no good reason anyday.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:41

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

Zevon was the best. :allears:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:43

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

prefect posted:

Zevon was the best.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:45

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2O91T6ZeW0

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:46

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Harambe, You're a Desperado

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:51

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Anime is mostly bad. Very bad. And sad. Very sad.

But it's sometimes good. Really good.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:53

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F5459jCtuM

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:55

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:55

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

When I was a kid I saw an anime where this guy had a metal stick like Gambit. He also had a cyborg eye and he could do this thing where his eye gets a gleam in it and then an orbital satellite fires a death beam down at whatever he's looking at.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:56

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

I also saw an anime where a midget sat on a naked lady robot's back and rode her around like a horse. I think.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:57

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Wikkheiser posted:

The Brady Bunch anime lookin' good

# ? Feb 25, 2017 12:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Wikkheiser posted:

the translated novelization of the manga of LOGH is actually p good. Its pretty homoerotic at parts!

The thing i love most about LOGH is that everything is super duper consistent, everything is 1:1. Makes it feel real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BThzxoeDeo

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:03

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt0diSD-A6k

im walkin in the wasteland
with a ghost in the machine

these are strange times
and i dont want to live this way

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:03

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

the translated novelization of the manga of LOGH is actually p good. Its pretty homoerotic at parts!

i have the first volume and yep!

Baloogan posted:

The thing i love most about LOGH is that everything is super duper consistent, everything is 1:1. Makes it feel real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BThzxoeDeo

this is

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:04

Communist Bear: Oct 7, 2008

Baloogan posted:

Harambe, You're a Desperado

Why doesn't he come to his senses?

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:07

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

We've altered the definition of 'air pollutants' to not include any actual pollutants. You're welcome.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:07

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Baloogan posted:

the translated novelization of the manga of LOGH is actually p good. Its pretty homoerotic at parts!

is that what they tv-edited into kircheis gazing moon-eyed like he's looking at a bottle of excellent bourbon

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:13

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

the thing i love most about the novelization's homo-eroticism is that the ~author~ is in love with reinhard

lemmy find some choice quotes :3:

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:15

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

i JUST realized that the movie The Rock used VX gas

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:18

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Wikkheiser posted:

Anime is mostly bad. Very bad. And sad. Very sad.

But it's sometimes good. Really good.

that's true for all art though

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:20

and i must meme: Jan 15, 2017

Kurtofan posted:

i JUST realized that the movie The Rock used VX gas

isn't that the film that caused the iraq war or something?

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:20

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

deadgoon posted:

death to anime

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:21

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Good morning

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:21

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

and i must meme posted:

isn't that the film that caused the iraq war or something?

it's a drat good movie

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:21

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

my favourite bit is uhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y12_cVX2exw

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:25

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Haha who are you? Second time you've rushed to bloog's defense in Trump threads. I'll eat a probe for sassing an anime mod who is riding my dick for no good reason anyday.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Whats wrong with dick riding????

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:25

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

That Works posted:

We've altered the definition of 'air pollutants' to not include any actual pollutants. You're welcome.

Jesus, why not just strike 'air pollutants' from the dictionary?

I would like to hear his definition of 'sound policy' without him being able to use the word jobs or the like.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:25

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

quote:

The security guard that von Sch�nkopf recommended was one Warrant Officer Louis Machungo. With glossy dark skin, upper arms as thick as Yang's thighs, a broad-chested hulk of a body, and charmingly rounded, light-brown eyes complementing a strong jawline, he gave an impression not unlike that of a gentle ox. Those huge muscles could probably unleash a hurricane of overwhelming force the moment he got angry, though.

~relevant~

quote:

Maybe Tr�nicht was to society what a cancer cell could be to the body�consuming the healthy cells� nutrition so that it alone would multiply, grow stronger and bigger, and at last kill its host. Tr�nicht would agitate for war one day, insist on democracy the next, and steadily increase his power and influence while never taking responsibility for anything he said. Therefore, the stronger he got, the weaker society would become, until he would finally consume it.

quote:

Unlike Yang Wen-Li, Reinhard von Lohengramm's appearance had been exceptionalism distilled.

His age at that time had been twenty, and in his slender figure could be seen an exquisite balance of grace, strength, and courage. His gently curling, brilliantly golden hair was longer than it had been the previous year and was now worn in a style that resembled a lion's mane. There was not a blemish to be found on his porcelain skin, and there was an exquisite grace to his features. In his person was monopolized all the favor of creation's goddess. Only the flashes of light in his ice-blue eyes made them too sharp, too intense, to liken to an angel...unless perhaps one meant the eyes of the fallen angel Lucifer, who had longed to surpass God himself.

~one of the few (very very few) women in LOGH~

quote:

Hilda, the count's young daughter Hildegard von Mariendorff, had only just turned 20. Her darkly shaded blond hair was cut short for ease of movement. There was a hard sort of beauty to her features, yet she did not give a cold or harsh impression, a fact likely due to the lively sparkle in her blue-green eyes. These eyes were practically busting with life and vibrant intellect, giving more the impression of an adventurous young boy.

quote:

Exactly three minutes later, Captain Walter von Sch�nkopf appeared in front of Yang. He was the Captain of the Rosen Ritter, or "Knights of the Rose" regiment, which was affiliated with the Alliance Armed Forces ground battle commissioner's department. He was a man in his early thirties with a refined appearance, though those of his own gender often considered him a "pretentious SOB".

~trumpers in LOGH~

quote:

That was when the security system's lamp began to flash and make a nervous sound. Julian flippen on the monitor. Many human forms were displayed on its infrared enhanced screen. All wore white hoods over their heads with only their eyes exposed.

quote:

Reinhard stretched out his long, supple fingers and playfully tugged at his best friend's hair, as red as if dyed with molten rubies. Reinhard would do this sort of thing from time to time when no one else was around. During his boyhood, he would describe Kircheis' hair according to his whim: whenever they were quarreling, a state that never lasted long, he would say mean things like "What's with that red hair? It looks like blood." Then after they made up, he would praise it, calling it "really pretty, like a burning flame."

quote:

The battleship Ulysses had taken damage from imperial cannon fire. This damage was of the "minor but serious" variety. What had been destroyed was the microbe-based wastewater treatment system, and for that reason, the crew was forced to continue fighting with their feet drenched in regurgitated sewage.

quote:

In a sonorous voice, the coordinator of ceremonies called for the man of the hour to come forth.

"Lord Reinhard, Count von Lohengramm!"

This time there was no need to bow deeply, so all those assembled turned their eyes towards the young military officer walking across the carpet towards them.

There were sighs of admiration from among the noble ladies. Even those who harbored hostility toward Reinhard�to wit, the greater part of the attendees�couldn't help acknowledging his incomparable good looks.

His face was like that of a doll crafted from the finest baici porcelain, though his eyes were too piercing for a doll's, his expression too intense and strong. If not for the emperor's indulgence with Reinhard's elder sister Annerose and the expression Reinhard wore at that moment, backbiting gossip of a sovereign-subject sodomy would likely have been inevitable.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 13:27