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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

grittyreboot posted:

It was a Simpsons episode, for starters.

Well yeah, the picture says Springfield right there.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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purple death ray posted:

Well yeah, the picture says Springfield right there.

ĦAy, caramba!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

grittyreboot posted:

It was a Simpsons episode, for starters.

They kicked Krusty our of the GBS buffet for cooking too many steaks.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

steinrokkan posted:

They kicked Krusty our of the GBS buffet for cooking too many steaks.

I don't buy it without photographic proof.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


I provide you with something horrible I just found in my city.

https://www.facebook.com/pg/rikric.otakucafe/photos/?ref=page_internal

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

jaegerx posted:

I provide you with something horrible I just found in my city.

https://www.facebook.com/pg/rikric.otakucafe/photos/?ref=page_internal

Beautiful.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Man the Mortal Kombat 11 designs are even weirder than the MK10 ones.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Huggybear posted:

This is why I loathe furries too. Putting your sexual fetishes on display is abnormal. If you want to jerk off to cartoon ponies or beat the poo poo out of your husband because it gives him a hard-on, do it in private. This is no different than watching porn on a library computer and fondling yourself.

And if I seem angry, it's because when people do this publicly, it forces me to engage simply by witnessing the act, which is probably part of the fetish, so gently caress you for non-consensually making me part of your sex act.

And yes I know I am willingly surfing the AUG thread

heck

By outside you mean on the internet?

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

MageMage posted:

By outside you mean on the internet?

Your red text made me wonder, are you still allowed to call a transmission a tranny?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Male Tears posted:

Beautiful.



Is there anything more aug than the "one earphone in but I'm listening" thing?

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Jestery posted:

Is there anything more aug than the "one earphone in but I'm listening" thing?

The clothes, the thongs with cargo pants, the plushies, the eating habits, the fact that it's not a phone he's holding its a 3ds, the hats inside that I assume are from some sort of japanimation and the weird way he's holding that cup.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
And the missing electric socket/mouse house

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

I also see a lanyard with what looks like another 3ds in that white bois pocket

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

When I see lanyards I get these flashbacks to awful nerds in first year compsci

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




neonbregna posted:

That's a pretty good power move

Uh, aren't the floors kinda nasty? And I understand splash back can be a problem with some urinals, in this stance the splash back would be landing on your bare legs and inside your pants.

Show your dominance by being the filthiest fella in the room?

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Facebook Aunt posted:

Uh, aren't the floors kinda nasty? And I understand splash back can be a problem with some urinals, in this stance the splash back would be landing on your bare legs and inside your pants.

Show your dominance by being the filthiest fella in the room?

Basically yes.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Huggybear posted:

This is why I loathe furries too. Putting your sexual fetishes on display is abnormal. If you want to jerk off to cartoon ponies or beat the poo poo out of your husband because it gives him a hard-on, do it in private. This is no different than watching porn on a library computer and fondling yourself.

And if I seem angry, it's because when people do this publicly, it forces me to engage simply by witnessing the act, which is probably part of the fetish, so gently caress you for non-consensually making me part of your sex act.

And yes I know I am willingly surfing the AUG thread

heck

nice post hoc justification for hating/fearing the Other, they could use a mind like yours at CPAC
-or-
ace AF

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Male Tears posted:

Beautiful.



Ease up on him guys the drat Tojos took his shins

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Ease up on him guys the drat Tojos took his shins

HE DONE KILLED FIDDY POKEMEN

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

:nws: This is a gif of a drunk dude straight up pissing on a table.:nws:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

It's beautiful. And then he picks up his drink again after. Jesus

dude gots some impressive flow to tbqh

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

du -hast posted:

dude gots some impressive flow to tbqh

You should probably go see your doctor and have a checkup.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




He had to pee on the table. There's a weird dude with his pants around his ankles in the men's room.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Cynic in me thinks it's a fake penis, and it's some viral stunt.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yeah, hard to imagine a drunk man doing something stupid.

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

Male Tears posted:

Beautiful.



All that's missing is #istandwithpewdiepie

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

#istandwithpewdiepie

I think they'd rather not have to stand if they can just sit in solidarity instead

God how can pants fit so poorly on humans

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!

Somfin posted:

I think they'd rather not have to stand if they can just sit in solidarity instead

God how can pants fit so poorly on humans

Isn't that the purpose of hashtag activism? more like slacktivism amirite

WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THONGS AND PANTS

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Be grateful they're not crocs or socks+sandals combo.

I noticed another nerd ocd thing lately is being barefoot 100 percent of the time. Like at work and stuff. With some of these mannerisms, I wonder if their parents just gave up trying to get them to stop doing it back when they were like 4 years old. Because none of them act like it's some guilty pleasure, they always get really defensive when told they have to cover up their shameful feet in the office.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

Isn't that the purpose of hashtag activism? more like slacktivism amirite

WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THONGS AND PANTS

I'd hope they'd cover their thongs with pants.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Jestery posted:

Cynic in me thinks it's a fake penis, and it's some viral stunt.

Having worked with the public I can tell you that there are plenty of sober people who would do that for absolutely no reason whatsoever beyond "I had to pee and didn't feel like walking anywhere."

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
There's some new age hippy bullshit about letting your child "root" or run around in bare feet so it can "become one with gaia" or some other crap like that. Lots of dumbass "If god/evolution wanted us to wear shoes, we'd come out of the womb with them" kind of thinking. I'd not be surprised some of those barefoot all the time people are using that kind of thinking. There's also Michael Franti who has part of his whole image is never wears shoes.

Though some people are probably just gross. I admit, i like to chill out in sock feet, but there's still something between my feet and the rest of the world.

Something that does suck and result in dumb looking pants is if you're not like 5'10, it's hard to find mens pants that fit. 32 leg is as short as you can find in, well, basically every major retailer.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

twistedmentat posted:


Something that does suck and result in dumb looking pants is if you're not like 5'10, it's hard to find mens pants that fit. 32 leg is as short as you can find in, well, basically every major retailer.

http://www.gap.com/products/gap-kids.jsp

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




twistedmentat posted:

There's some new age hippy bullshit about letting your child "root" or run around in bare feet so it can "become one with gaia" or some other crap like that. Lots of dumbass "If god/evolution wanted us to wear shoes, we'd come out of the womb with them" kind of thinking. I'd not be surprised some of those barefoot all the time people are using that kind of thinking. There's also Michael Franti who has part of his whole image is never wears shoes.

Though some people are probably just gross. I admit, i like to chill out in sock feet, but there's still something between my feet and the rest of the world.

Something that does suck and result in dumb looking pants is if you're not like 5'10, it's hard to find mens pants that fit. 32 leg is as short as you can find in, well, basically every major retailer.

Hemming pants is super easy and worth learning. You don't even need to sew, fabric fusion tape is adequate for hems. Taking in or letting out seams is more difficult, but hems are child's play.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Barefoot "lifestyling" is the dumbest thing and I hope they all get hookworm

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Little kids used to run around outside without shoes or clothes all the time in Summer. Then again there's no hookworm here :shrug:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
My cousin married this guy who doesn't wear shoes. Apparently ever. He got married shoeless. Every once in a while I spend a few minutes thinking about him and the various challenges he must face.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Kind of a non issue, kids walk around barefoot, get some bindi's in your feet. All that good stuff

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Hello



I GISed "bad fashion choices today."






Perhaps this young lady googled it every day.



I don't remember this TNG episode; is this the one where they're trapped in the holosuite and Troi is Eleanor fo Aquitain and some lady Riker is boning is Rosamunde and Riker is Henry II and Troi and Riker have to work together to rescure Rosamunde form the maze and it's some kind fo stupid allegory and doesn't belong in space? I made that up, but you can't tell me that couldn't be a TNG episode.















This actually kind of rules and if it were black, I'd buy it.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rough Lobster posted:

My cousin married this guy who doesn't wear shoes. Apparently ever. He got married shoeless. Every once in a while I spend a few minutes thinking about him and the various challenges he must face.

Yeah I mean it must play merry havoc with his socks.

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