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Bert Roberge posted:Lol I knew multiple people who switched churches because the 'bread tasted better' or the 'pews were softer' or the 'air conditioning was better.' how did you masturbate
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Dolash posted:My favorite Druid encounter was meeting a guy at a bar who claimed (along with a ton of other bullshit) to be a seventh-circle druid and showed us a full-chest sunburst tattoo, and a friend of mine called him out because his dad was part of the local druids and he'd never met the guy before. Stolen druid valor. he was probably uu
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Squizzle posted:how did you masturbate in houses like that only one person can masturbate but they are usually the dom. everyone just has to watch. it's pretty werid.
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cumshitter posted:i literally did not know i had gone to my own catholic confirmation ceremony until my mother elbowed me out of the pew and made me, at 10 years old, march with a bunch of 7 year olds up to the lecture to get my christ cracker look at this cuck who things hes above some 2000 year old ritual eating flesh and blood of god
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Weeping Wound posted:HELLO!!! HI!!! WHAT WENT WRONG TODAY!!! I AM A POT!!! A drunk ran his car into like 20 people during marti gras in New Orleans and a bunch of people started screaming about terrorism instead of drunks
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Slamhound posted:Sounds like First Communion, not Confirmation. that sounds about right my catholic education was obviously pretty awful i was always so tempted to let the communion wafer slip through my fingers and hit the floor because aparently there is a very elaborate ritual for when the body of christ hits the floor to this day im not sure what im supposed ot say when a priest hands you a wafer. i just mumbl e something that sounds like amen. or is it "and with your spirt" now?
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fosborb posted:he was probably uu He was drinking alone in the afternoon and claimed a variety of degrees, military services, family connections and anything else he could think of on the spot, so he was actually probably just a nut.
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Big Fat Iguana posted:A drunk ran his car into like 20 people during marti gras in New Orleans and a bunch of people started screaming about terrorism instead of drunks holy poo poo that loving sucks!!! I hate jail but that guy deserves it for sure!!! 
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i was raised "catholic" and technically never had communion but had a confirmation ceremony and they were like lol screw it consider yourself having done communion too i did one year of catholic hs and i can recall at least a few theology classes were dedicated strictly to telling us why abortion and adultery were wrong. the whole thing was such poo poo that i was pretty much driven to atheism soon after
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Bert Roberge posted:I also lived in a cult house briefly because the rent was so cheap. $125 a month with utilities included. They did take off all the doors to bedrooms and bathrooms though to 'make sure people didn't masturbate' so it was a bit odd at times.
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Baloogan posted:look at this cuck who things hes above some 2000 year old ritual eating flesh and blood of god i ate the body of christ, you waded through his waste. we are all one.
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triple sulk posted:i was raised "catholic" and technically never had communion but had a confirmation ceremony and they were like lol screw it consider yourself having done communion too I went to a Catholic high school and am an alumnus along Rick Santorum they won't let me in again because I took my time to roast him 
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Baloogan posted:look at this cuck who things hes above some 2000 year old ritual eating flesh and blood of god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbyWGCwX90
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one thing that was never explained to me isthat if through the magic of transubstantion the waifer becomes the body of christ then... how big is jesus??? a billion+ catholics eating little jsus discs every day. jesus could palm the sun like a basketball if he wanted to... makes you think
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cumshitter posted:that sounds about right my catholic education was obviously pretty awful The only decision you have to make is if you take it on your tongue or in your hands. Man, that sounds like a porno direction.
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When I was a Protestant we did the wafer and wine thing too but it wasn't literally the body of Christ we were just breaking bread with him and having a very tiny meal
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Slamhound posted:It's been decades, but I think it's just "amen." The priest says "This is the body of Christ." oh god thank you for telling me ive been doing it right normally i mumble something like "amen" and then crush the waifer into the roof of my mouth so i can busy myself with licking it off until me and my fams rush out of the church to avoid catholic parking lot congestion
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Wikkheiser posted:baloogan would be the young pope if he was pope i think i am 12 years old neoliberal
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Squizzle posted:how did you masturbate I had a girlfriend at this time and we were loud and then the whole house was super passive aggressive towards each other. This cult was fairly non-confrontational but they did send 75% of their paychecks to some address in California each month. They also had weird 'male only' and 'female only' meetings to discuss how hard it was to not have sex. It was an offshoot of these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cru_(Christian_organization) . It was a weird year of my life, but the price was right.
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I just played through Night in the Woods based almost exclusively on endorsements from this thread. Thank you so much.
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Bert Roberge posted:I had a girlfriend at this time and we were loud and then the whole house was super passive aggressive towards each other. This cult was fairly non-confrontational but they did send 75% of their paychecks to some address in California each month. They also had weird 'male only' and 'female only' meetings to discuss how hard it was to not have sex. It was an offshoot of these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cru_(Christian_organization) . Nite Cru also has a no doors policy but masturbation is compulsory your cult was day cru af
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Bert Roberge posted:I had a girlfriend at this time and we were loud and then the whole house was super passive aggressive towards each other. This cult was fairly non-confrontational but they did send 75% of their paychecks to some address in California each month. They also had weird 'male only' and 'female only' meetings to discuss how hard it was to not have sex. It was an offshoot of these guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cru_(Christian_organization) . thanks for the checks by the way been meaning to write you.
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Kurtofan posted:Nite Cru also has a no doors policy but masturbation is compulsory "One Hand On the Junk, One Hand on the Bottle."
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Kurtofan posted:Nite Cru also has a no doors policy but masturbation is compulsory It was Campus Crusade for Christ back when I lived there. That wasn't even the worst cult experience I've had. Masturbation is necessary. How else will I gather ingredients for https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041 ? It takes too long at the gas station this time of year.
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triple sulk posted:i was raised "catholic" and technically never had communion but had a confirmation ceremony and they were like lol screw it consider yourself having done communion too explains your posting imo
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Baloogan posted:im literally out of anime atm drifters and mob psycho 100
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Baloogan posted:im literally out of anime atm you'll learn coping mechanisms that you'll use after the bombs fall and the only new anime that is created is mutated, weird, and ultimately sterile.
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Dolash posted:thanks for the checks by the way been meaning to write you. You guys promised that you'd pray to Jesus so Trump would love me. How much more money do you need?
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cumshitter posted:that sounds about right my catholic education was obviously pretty awful if i had to say anything i would just say "and also with you", worked 99% of the time.
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Baloogan posted:im literally out of anime atm SUPPORT AMERICANIMATION YOU MAGA gently caress
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Zyla posted:Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless. this owns
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Baloogan posted:im literally out of anime atm Mushishi if you just want to chill while watching horror
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Jose posted:drifters and mob psycho 100 going to watch GATE next imo finished umanu but none of the plot lines came to a really satisfactory conclusion!!!! loved all the characters! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-2P8RgT0A
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Baloogan posted:going to watch GATE next imo Have you seen Sgt. Frog, Squidgirl, or Devil is a Part-Timer?
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Zyla posted:Currently, on Brigham Young University campus, there is a thing called “marinating,” where the man puts his penis into the woman’s vagina, and they both just lie there motionless. I figured this was impossible or everyone would do it.
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