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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Button could still have a drive this year if Alonso or Stoffel Vandoorne have an oopsie

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

1500quidporsche posted:

The Mclaren last year looked quite good. I'm still trying to understand why they thought that needed to change besides it "being Ron's idea"

wicka posted:

I could kiss you on the mouth. Everyone complained about that car and it was loving gorgeous.



WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THIS?

Two good posts right here

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Haas looks bad
Findia looks bad
McL looks quite bad (that fan one's far better)
Renault looks ok
Sauber looks quite good
E:
Ferrari best looking so far, of course
Merc, I like their nose and barge boards, and while the T thing doesn't lool good, I love rules Machiavelli-ing so it gets a pass. They may still run a shark fin so I'm reserving judgement

Did Williams and Toro Rossso officially unveil yet, or Red Bull?

simplefish fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 26, 2017

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

The black McLaren was actually too much sex on night runs

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I don't remember it looking that arousing but then it was only ever shown while a silver ballet danced past it

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Khablam posted:

The black McLaren was actually too much sex on night runs


https://youtu.be/kO2ZS-JoeVs

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Khablam posted:

The black McLaren was actually too much sex on night runs


NSFW tags next time, thanks.

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

simplefish posted:

Did Williams and Toro Rossso officially unveil yet, or Red Bull?
Williams did, unfortunately. It's even worse than the renders they released last week.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


So what I've learnt is that nearly nobody in F1 knows what the gently caress to do for graphical design when given a sharkfin.

Not a fan of that Williams.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Not even the Martini colours can redeem that car. :suicide:

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


The Williams sharkfin looks like a tumor on the car.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The Williams pictures are still CGI aren't they? https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/gallery-williams-fw40-in-full-detail-877083/#image-williams-fw40-11835358

aequalis
Aug 11, 2010

Fernando is smugger than you. Can you confirm you understand that message?

Falken posted:

That sounds like an exhaust blown diffuser?

I believe they turn off some of the cylinders mid corner or something? I don't know how it works, but there's some fuckery involved

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


For how long has Red Bull been sponsored by Citrix? Can't imagine that helps reliability.

https://twitter.com/redbullracing/status/835825077644115968

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

Sail confirmed.



Wtf, is the nose...open?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Of course Red Bull releases the most obnoxious video to barely show their car.

I don't know how reliable this guy is but lol if this is true

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/835827865438552064

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/835828595557806086

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


keevo posted:

Of course Red Bull releases the most obnoxious video to barely show their car.

I don't know how reliable this guy is but lol if this is true

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/835827865438552064

https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/835828595557806086

Their site does indeed say that. For the RB12 they wrote "not disclosed."

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
That looks suspiciously clean for a Newey creation.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
My hope now is that the RB13 turns out to be blisteringly fast but breaks down every single time it looks like a podium is a certainty.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The hole in the end of the nose is so that Max can get his Ribena cartons delivered during pitstops.

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

You can never tell if they're counting the +160hp from the ERS in these figures though.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Quick reminder that Ron Dennis once turned down a £43m offer from Johnnie Walker to be McLaren's title sponsor.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
A mere 43 million pounds? That wouldn't even pay for a two-tone paint scheme

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

10% sounds like too much engine variation; there's not exactly a standard way of defining BP they're going from.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
drat that side view of the rear end looks cool. https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/gallery-haas-f1-vf-17-in-full-detail-877399/#image-haas-f1-team-vf-17-detail-11893721

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Zak Brown: Double Down


Remember what I said about design by committee?

quote:

"It is hard-on livery," he said when asked if the team could have done a better job. "It was ultimately a dozen people involved in the whole process. We went through tonnes and tonnes of liveries and you got lots of different opinion.

The post modern music defense: "No its actually your fault you don't understand it and think its poo poo"

quote:

"For the die-hard McLaren fans, they will notice the arc at the back is the McLaren speed mark. Picking up on that, we think the orange stands out and is quite a bright orange. And then of course when you walk up on the car, you see the black is a different type of finish.

Ahh yes, the arrival of the much anticipated MCL era.

quote:

We see change in management: companies change logos, companies change names, so I think it is natural progression that over time you hit reset button along the way, just like [with] the great Bruce McLaren, that team the torch was passed to the MP4 era. And now we have the MCL era.

Dear Zak Brown: please gently caress off you pretentious cock.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Imagine how loving ridiculous and awesome this car would look if it were 100% orange:



gently caress you, Zak.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Just paint the loving thing in the colours of Bahrain and call it a day.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


quote:

"For the die-hard McLaren fans, they will notice the arc at the back is the McLaren speed mark."

This is the part that bugged me the most. Yes, I noticed the stupid swoosh logo. It still sucks, and it still looks ridiculous in concert with the shark fin.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

wicka posted:

This is the part that bugged me the most. Yes, I noticed the stupid swoosh logo. It still sucks, and it still looks ridiculous in concert with the shark fin.

I noticed this as well. That's what happens when you have a group of people provide input on a livery. You get some bullshit that looks like the new McLaren.

And also this:

1500quidporsche posted:

Dear Zak Brown: please gently caress off you pretentious cock.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


The McLaren livery should just be a big vinyl wrap of Alonso's face

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/new-mclaren-completes-first-run-at-barcelona-877272/

It looks so red haha. It's a Marussia tribute livery somethingsomething Jules Bianchi.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Thanks Ants posted:

The McLaren livery should just be a big vinyl wrap of Alonso's face

:swoon: best car ever

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Wirth1000 posted:

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/new-mclaren-completes-first-run-at-barcelona-877272/

It looks so red haha. It's a Marussia tribute livery somethingsomething Jules Bianchi.

There's no angle at which it looks good. When the orange is in direct, harsh light it just looks like a Marussia. Every other time it looks like a Spyker or an Arrows. Just paint the whole thing orange, you fucks.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

wicka posted:

There's no angle at which it looks good. When the orange is in direct, harsh light it just looks like a Marussia. Every other time it looks like a Spyker or an Arrows. Just paint the whole thing orange, you fucks.

All the mechanics shuffling out as the McLaren drove away were probably just chatting about how shitawful it looks.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


uhhhhhhhhhhh holy poo poo

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I like it.

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
Best looking car so far.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
I'm not sure the red stripes quite work but otherwise it's a massive improvement over the old one (or it is at least fresh air).

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
That's the Toro Rosso, I presume?

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