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FakePoet
Feb 6, 2006

Woo. Pig. Sooie.


Hot Rope Guy

Wilford Cutlery posted:

A friend of mine from my college days inadvertently met an NFL player:



Apropos of nothing, she looks like someone I grew up with.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Wilford Cutlery posted:

A friend of mine from my college days inadvertently met an NFL player:



To be fair, I have absolutely no idea who Jeremy Parnell is either.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Oh good I'm not the only one

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




FakePoet posted:

Apropos of nothing, she looks like someone I grew up with.

Judging from your avatar, she very well could be.

Silly Burrito posted:

To be fair, I have absolutely no idea who Jeremy Parnell is either.

TITTIEKISSER69 fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Feb 26, 2017

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Silly Burrito posted:

To be fair, I have absolutely no idea who Jeremy Parnell is either.

Honestly, if I was a giant black dude, or even a large white guy, I would jsut tell people at bars I am a player on the local team. Just don't pick the QB, know your jersey number and college, and you can probably sell that lie the length of the night like 9 times out of 10.

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Nov 27, 2007

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swickles posted:

Honestly, if I was a giant black dude, or even a large white guy, I would jsut tell people at bars I am a player on the local team. Just don't pick the QB, know your jersey number and college, and you can probably sell that lie the length of the night like 9 times out of 10.

"I'm Rob Gronkowski. You may have heard of me."

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

swickles posted:

Honestly, if I was a giant black dude, or even a large white guy, I would jsut tell people at bars I am a player on the local team. Just don't pick the QB, know your jersey number and college, and you can probably sell that lie the length of the night like 9 times out of 10.

Wasn't some dude going around claiming to be Brian St Pierre at one point.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yep

http://www.espn.com/nfl/news/story?id=2109054

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

Honestly, if I was a giant black dude, or even a large white guy, I would jsut tell people at bars I am a player on the local team. Just don't pick the QB, know your jersey number and college, and you can probably sell that lie the length of the night like 9 times out of 10.

poo poo, be 5'9 175 and just tell people you're the punter.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Cleveland back up to a record breaking 16 picks as is stands. I can remember goons saying it wouldn't happen.

Like I've been saying, Cleveland has been tanking and not re-signing FAs for this very reason.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

he's a crab leg stealing womanizer rapist


edit:

Blitz7x posted:

I can't remember the last time the Raiders had a comp pick

Big Red's first year as GM, it was his first pick in the third round.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Plz vote for chacho for sas dog.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Apparently Tannehill is now confirmed as not needing surgery, which is a relief

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/835867427317612544

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

swickles posted:

Honestly, if I was a giant black dude, or even a large white guy, I would jsut tell people at bars I am a player on the local team. Just don't pick the QB, know your jersey number and college, and you can probably sell that lie the length of the night like 9 times out of 10.

You don't even have to be large. If you're just a regular black guy in Green Bay, you can probably convince someone at a bar you're on the team and get free drinks.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/CutonDime25/status/835878905756143617

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Buffalo are so dumb

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Really bad phrasing.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Is Shady leaving Buffalo?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

nerve posted:

Is Shady leaving Buffalo?

:pray:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

No, he was just thanking the crowd from an autograph session before he returns to Philly in the offseason. He's still on the team.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

fsif posted:

No, he was just thanking the crowd from an autograph session before he returns to Philly in the offseason. He's still on the team.

For now!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

TFF has been so good to me. Thanks for everything guys.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ehud posted:

TFF has been so good to me. Thanks for everything guys.

Are you leaving?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

FizFashizzle posted:

Are you leaving?

Ehud is getting traded to Pet Island.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
For what? An Avatar cert, a poo poo poster to be named later?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

FizFashizzle posted:

Are you leaving?

oh no sorry I was just closing out of my awful app while I ordered my lunch

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

TFF has been so good to me. Thanks for everything guys.

FizFashizzle posted:

Are you leaving?

Ehud posted:

oh no sorry I was just closing out of my awful app while I ordered my lunch

:golfclap:

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
Duuuuuuuuude, don't even get me started on Shady coming back and the boner I have for that.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/jjones9/status/835928957170102272
e: Gronk :allears:
https://twitter.com/christoro4/status/835930358138929153

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Hahahahahahaha. Goddammit.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The man

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gronk is gonna have the best HoF induction speech.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Kalli posted:

Gronk is gonna have the best HoF induction speech.

He's just gonna read "A Gronking To Remember" in full at the podium

E: VV he's gonna go for 69,420

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I think Gronk might beat Wilt's record of 20,000.

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

Full Fuckin' Circle.

Kalli posted:

Gronk is gonna have the best HoF induction speech.

I don't know if his body has it in him to make it to the HoF.

He needs what, 5 more great seasons to get in as a lock? He's on his 3rd major back surgery.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/theScore/status/835954344201703429

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Gronk sexually harassing his coworkers.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So RG3s girl can restrain him? Hit the weight room noodle legs.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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StarcraftM posted:

I don't know if his body has it in him to make it to the HoF.

He needs what, 5 more great seasons to get in as a lock? He's on his 3rd major back surgery.

Depends on what the F stands for in HoF.

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Silly Burrito posted:

Depends on what the F stands for in HoF.

:boom:

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