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Chernobyl baby posted:Am I the only person who likes star trek but when you try to watch it, also think it's boring as poo poo 90% of the time It's boring but it passes the time and you can find enjoyment out of it. Like macrame or planting a bonsai tree.
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Chernobyl baby posted:Am I the only person who likes star trek but when you try to watch it, also think it's boring as poo poo 90% of the time I feel that way sometimes, but I often like that. I'm a fan of boring yet quality movies like Barry Lyndon. Most times, Star Trek is fun to watch, and sometimes it scratches my Barry Lyndon itch. TOS has that effect on me most.
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Feb 26, 2017 06:39
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Watching the evil clown horror episode of Voyager now TBH it's pretty hosed up Janeway is the real monster
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Feb 26, 2017 07:49
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Janeway is sick in this episode and makes friends with a monkey Also Robert Beltran is there
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Feb 26, 2017 08:24
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I can't loving spell Tchkotay
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Feb 26, 2017 08:25
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Janeway asks the monkey: "What's happened to the sky?"
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Feb 26, 2017 08:34
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Oh gross he's massaging her
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Feb 26, 2017 09:08
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counterfeitsaint posted:I know that "Haha the Traveler molested Wesley lol Star Trek and pedos mods knew" is like a staple Trek joke, but Wesley was in his early to mid 20s when he hosed off with the weird space alien. If he was a porn star he'd be halfway to milf status already. It's less Wesley and more the Traveler. Like, yeah, Wesley looking boyish doesn't help, but the Traveler can interact with an old shriveled grandma and it would still come off like a creepy pedo perving on little kids.
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Feb 26, 2017 12:17
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mark F and probably his mom and dad hosed up justin nicely now hes gonna live with his choices just like every other person on the planet has to
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Feb 26, 2017 13:14
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Neddy Seagoon posted:No, that's actually a pretty sane argument believe it or not. He was in a relationship with Kes, a member of a race who only live Nine years and she wasn't even One when they first started dating. There is also a very skeevy episode in season 2 or 3 where she gets pushed into their species' once-in-a-lifetime mating state because of ambient space-rays when she's only two or three and it usually happens to Ocampa who are four or five years old. And insists Neelix gently caress her during it, a deed he's not entirely resistant to. I mean maybe that was the demographic Neelix was designed for  
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Feb 26, 2017 14:18
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counterfeitsaint posted:I know that "Haha the Traveler molested Wesley lol Star Trek and pedos mods knew" is like a staple Trek joke, but Wesley was in his early to mid 20s when he hosed off with the weird space alien. If he was a porn star he'd be halfway to milf status already. He had been grooming Wesley since season 1.
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Feb 26, 2017 14:25
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:It's less Wesley and more the Traveler. Like, yeah, Wesley looking boyish doesn't help, but the Traveler can interact with an old shriveled grandma and it would still come off like a creepy pedo perving on little kids. What was honestly wrong with having his plane shot down over the sea of Japan on the way to his home planet
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Feb 26, 2017 14:26
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ya justin F. u hosed urself over and ur family by being a pussy footing coward gj we enemies now, the poo poo u did pollute my family and dang near killed my mom and dad. ur life is a joke, ur a goof .
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Feb 26, 2017 14:29
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Voyager could have been good if instead of 99% of what happened in the show it was entirely about captain Proton
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Feb 26, 2017 16:04
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angerbeet posted:Watching the evil clown horror episode of Voyager now Wait, is that one "The Thaw"? I remember that episode being pretty great. The ending was perfect.
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Feb 26, 2017 18:12
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Neddy Seagoon posted:The whole thing should've had the writer of it quietly led away for small chat and a severance slip. Or possibly had them placed on a government watch list. I imagine it being like when Charlie first pitched "The Nightman." Everyone else sees it for what it is but the guy is oblivious. A species that lives dog-years sounds interesting and seeing them live their whole life cycle over the course of the series could lead to some actual good sci-fi stories. Over 80 years, that would be about 20 generations. What are the implications and how will they deal with them? But lol no it's an excuse to have a 3-year-old be loving an old troll and by the way she needs it so no guilt! 
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Feb 26, 2017 19:04
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Harveygod posted:I imagine it being like when Charlie first pitched "The Nightman." Everyone else sees it for what it is but the guy is oblivious. Writer's Room: When we meet Kes she could be starry-eyed and adventurous. Next season she's matured and becomes a full fledged member of the crew. Season 3 they start using makeup to make her look older and she goes through a midlife crisis. Season 4 she becomes "wise" and content with herself. Season 5 she dies but a kid she had in an earlier season takes her place but the new Ocampan has to struggle with what they actually want in life. Rick Berman: People will be confused. Why is this character changing and developing? The only thing people should need to think about when they see her on the show is who she's in love with. Maybe she could be a telepath like Troi was. Troi was a woman. People will make the connection.
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Feb 26, 2017 19:15
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Johnny Aztec posted:Reminder that this dude? excels at violent Klingon sex. I feel like the doc should have warned harry that he lacked the physicality to survive much less satisfy a Klingon in coitus.
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Feb 27, 2017 02:44
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Number One, I order you to take a number two
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Feb 27, 2017 02:47
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has Garak ever made a long speech filled with sarcasm and apophasis and it turned out later that he really was just talking about clothing?
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Feb 27, 2017 02:54
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I bet the Doctor's said something like "He's got a bad ticker" and then a character thought they were dying but he was just talking about a broken clock.
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Feb 27, 2017 02:58
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like it seems like it would be really difficult for him to get any work done when every time he tells someone they should take their hem up they think he's really talking about the border disputes of andorian space or whatever
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Feb 27, 2017 02:58
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MrSlam posted:Writer's Room: When we meet Kes she could be starry-eyed and adventurous. Next season she's matured and becomes a full fledged member of the crew. Season 3 they start using makeup to make her look older and she goes through a midlife crisis. Season 4 she becomes "wise" and content with herself. Season 5 she dies but a kid she had in an earlier season takes her place but the new Ocampan has to struggle with what they actually want in life. I guarantee you this exact conversation took place.
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Feb 27, 2017 02:59
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MrSlam posted:Writer's Room: When we meet Kes she could be starry-eyed and adventurous. Next season she's matured and becomes a full fledged member of the crew. Season 3 they start using makeup to make her look older and she goes through a midlife crisis. Season 4 she becomes "wise" and content with herself. Season 5 she dies but a kid she had in an earlier season takes her place but the new Ocampan has to struggle with what they actually want in life. Except that it would be so insane for a producer to approve this that I suspect Berman himself came up with it.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:34
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somebody said a few pages ago that All Access will have commercials? Are you loving serious? Suck my dick CBS now there is no way I'm watching your lovely poo poo.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:38
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I'm gonna watch the new star trek regardless of medium
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Feb 27, 2017 03:42
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Not just commercials, but basically the same amount of commercials as a broadcast CBS station would have.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:42
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Q_res posted:Not just commercials, but basically the same amount of commercials as a broadcast CBS station would have. 
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Feb 27, 2017 03:42
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Don't they release it on Netflix anyhow, but a bit later?
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Feb 27, 2017 03:46
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Don't they release it on Netflix anyhow, but a bit later? In everywhere but N. America it's like instantly. Probably eventually in NA but if no one is subscribing to CBS then  This All Access poo poo pisses me off more than almost anything they could do to the show. Hell I liked Enterprise aside from the drat song  Just dumb rear end marketing loving "everyone has to have a PREMIUM STREAMING SERVICE (WITH BONUS ADVERTISEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!)" poo poo is just so loving gross and dumb.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:47
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On the one hand i want the new show to be good but on the other hand i want it to be bad so i can crack jokes about it with you dorks
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Feb 27, 2017 03:49
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Hector Beerlioz posted:On the one hand i want the new show to be good but on the other hand i want it to be bad so i can crack jokes about it with you dorks good or bad jokes can be made!
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Feb 27, 2017 03:49
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I love when individual networks make their own streaming sites, thinking that their competition is Netflix, and forgetting that their ACTUAL competition is free torrents.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:54
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Yeah I intend to watch ST:D on the platforms i currently subscribe to or use for free. Cbs can get hosed with their All Access plan
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Feb 27, 2017 04:07
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Oh god we might make less than we would otherwise on netflix... But nobody is watching tv anymore... Better invent a lovely streaming service that has everything that caused people to jump ship in the first place. CBS is truly dumb.
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Feb 27, 2017 04:12
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They should bring back UPN for the new show
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Feb 27, 2017 04:16
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When this all crashes and burns, they'll throw up their hands and blame the evil pirates for ruining all of television. Surely the fact that they're offering a garbage product has nothing to do with it.
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Feb 27, 2017 05:02
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I've watched the first 15 minutes of The Expanse like three times, and I keep getting bored and wandering off to something else.
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Feb 27, 2017 06:24
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Hector Beerlioz posted:They should bring back UPN for the new show Rename CBS All Access to UPN. Same end result.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:They should bring back UPN for the new show As long as they reboot Homeboys in Outer Space, I am down with this.
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