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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > 2017 Oscars Thread - Tonight at 8:30pm EST
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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

NickRoweFillea posted:

Spoken like a normie that hasn't seen the light

theyre lizard people not humans

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

The REAL Goobusters posted:

theyre human beings dude not gods

tbf i have anxiety in normal, not movie-star-related situations too

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol those dumbass kids that said Suicide Squad

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 im the chinese girl that said her favorite movie is suicide squad

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
WE MISS YOU GENE

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
"My favorite is The Big Lebowski, it's like a xanax" is the quote of the night

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
So its been 20 minutes since the last award was given out?

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Booooo those teens that said Suicide Squad.

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
I bet an intern slipped that Suicide Squad mention in there.

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
What is this "foreigners love american movies" thing? More cock sucking?

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

An hour to go and none of the "big" awards have been given out.

and the death montage

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

The REAL Goobusters posted:

im the chinese girl that said her favorite movie is suicide squad

Their strategy is working!

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 these people have never played a video game smh #gamers

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

 I'd like to see Macgruber's celery trick cut into this segment

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Cinema Paradiso :shobon:

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 ABC having to run the broadcast long because Disney is losing a bunch of money on ESPN and their TV division is trying to recoup. :tinfoil:

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Hey, it's the worst part of Rogue One.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

ABC having to run the broadcast long because Disney is losing a bunch of money on ESPN and their TV division is trying to recoup. :tinfoil:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Josh Lyman posted:

ABC having to run the broadcast long because Disney is losing a bunch of money on ESPN and their TV division is trying to recoup. :tinfoil:

That why the OJ ESPN thing won?

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Dr. Strange was robbed

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
You mean CGI Peter Cushing wasn't deserving of an Oscar?

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Jungle Book prob deserved that one

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Hollywood loves the past so much, passes on the stop motion movie

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
I was wrong, I suddenly remembered that CGI Grand Moff Tarkin was the worst part of Rogue One.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jiro posted:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.

It's not losing money, it's just making less of it

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Codependent Poster posted:

Dr. Strange was robbed

Nah, Jungle Book was almost entirely visual effects.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Jiro posted:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.

ESPN is almost single handily tanking Disney stock. It's an absolute mess.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Shut the gently caress up really the Jungle Book????? That's horseshit. Kubo and Rogue One were leaps and bounds better.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Jiro posted:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.

Not nearly as much as they used to, and now that other parts of ABC/Disney are making money they are taking the long knives to ESPN out of revenge

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J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Jiro posted:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.

They way overpaid for broadcast rights for a bunch of poo poo

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009

Jiro posted:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.
They lost 1.2 million subscriber in October and November alone.

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Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



 The Jungle Book???

If you're not going to give it to Dr. Strange at least give it to Kubo or Rogue One jesus christ

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Jiro posted:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.
Cable cutters and skinny bundles and the fact ESPN dropped a dumptruck load of money for sports broadcasting rights are coming home to roost and it's not looking pretty.

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Jiro posted:

Are they??? I thought ESPN prints money hand over fist.

Yeah dude its been a sinking ship for a while

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Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
 It's still loving weird as someone who grew up in the UK to see Felicity Jones at the Oscars.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 What an rear end in a top hat of a speech

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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Jiro posted:

Shut the gently caress up really the Jungle Book????? That's horseshit. Kubo and Rogue One were leaps and bounds better.
Rogue One should have been disqualified because of Tarkin and Leia.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Back To The Future is a very good movie

Give it an Oscar for something

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The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
 :member:

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 Michael J Fox is the coolest loving dude

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