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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Does everyone in this thread hate every movie that isn't Moonlight?

edit: New Zealand!

Wait you actually like movies?

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I missed who this dude is

His voice is amazing

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
I'm pretty sure Salma Hayek will be allowed to present an award every year until the end of time as long as she wears a low-cut dress

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:stare: Good god Salma. She looks thirty and she's 50.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
How is Salma's English getting worse

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The Glumslinger posted:

It was in Contact first :colbert:

wasn't it in apollo 13 before that

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
salma still hot

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Nilbop posted:

How is Salma's English getting worse

Probably from spending every waking moment being told by men how great her English is

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Criminal Minded posted:

totally serious, btw:

But Warcraft was already in theaters last year?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Nilbop posted:

How is Salma's English getting worse
The same reason Sophia Vegara's accent never goes away.
That poo poo pays the bills.

Well, the accent and the huge jugs.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
whitehelmets.org is currently getting hammered right now

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


How many people in the audience still don't realize this is about the Syrian Civil War?

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
You can't command everyone to stand you're far too unimportant.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
"Well my neighbour got blown up yesterday, but Meryl Streep clapped for me, so I'm good."

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I never saw any of those, but Timecode looked charming from the 5 seconds we saw

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


:argh: Oscar-winning Si... oh wait, wrong one.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That is a uh, big woman.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

somebody should make a doc about PissPigGranddad that would win the oscar easily

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


This lady who can't walk should definitely be wearing flats.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Phyllis from The Office won an Oscar that's great :)

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
this dude seriously couldnt shave before coming to the oscars

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Raise your own kids?

Who does this loving clown think he's talking too?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

whitehelmets.org is currently getting hammered right now

Billy Eichner tweeted out #oscarsowhitehelmets

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Criminal Minded posted:

I'm pretty sure Salma Hayek will be allowed to present an award every year until the end of time as long as she wears a low-cut dress

Only as long as she keeps her looks!

So... like you said, till the end of time.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The tweets are real:
https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/836060793783267328
https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/836060875169542145

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
Thought that was going to be #Merylsayshit

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

How do they choose who hosts the SciTech awards? Is it some sort of Hollywood Draft?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I like this intro.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Kumar is pretty good.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

I kind of love John Cho and Leslie Mann.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

DC Murderverse posted:

How do they choose who hosts the SciTech awards? Is it some sort of Hollywood Draft?
I think if they refuse they get blackballed.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

this is embarrassing.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
film sssssscientistsssssssssssss

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
John Cho owns

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Nilbop posted:

Kumar is pretty good.

yeah, shame he's gonna be deported for being brown and having worked in the obama administration

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

An anamatronic horse puppet

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

Harlock posted:

An anamatronic horse puppet

it makes all your movie dreams come true

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


LOL I just noticed that tablet they're using for that outro is a Samsung. I just assumed it was an iPad.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

DC Murderverse posted:

yeah, shame he's gonna be deported for being brown and having worked in the obama administration

Guy completely hosed up Season 5 of House he can rot

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Did anyone actually see hacksaw ridge

I did. And I loved it. :yikes:

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