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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
http://www.autosport.com/live/commentary/id/2507471/formula-1-testing-2017-barcelona-f1-test-day-one

Blast I'm probably going to miss testing today because I have serious and important real life stuff.

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!


I hope that nose hole's worth it for aero because it looks really dumb.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


:gary:

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
The RB is back to the pits by the way after stopping on track.

Also the McLaren is in the garage with an oil problem they say will take hours to investigate, rip mklaren

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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This is just going to be a lot of sandbagging and laughing at McLaron isn't it?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
I hate myself - I rather like how the RB13 looks head-on bar the ant-eater mouth. I like how the top of the side pods aren't flat like nearly every other car. The paintjob looks good even if it's predictable.

It also helps that the front-on shot hides the uglier elements of the current regs.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Theophany posted:

This is just going to be a lot of sandbagging and laughing at McLaron isn't it?



I don't see a problem with this.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Dudley posted:

I don't see a problem with this.

I'm fine with the latter part, but I'd like to see some genuinely fast lap times having been fed this 3-5 seconds a lap quicker story.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Theophany posted:

I'm fine with the latter part, but I'd like to see some genuinely fast lap times having been fed this 3-5 seconds a lap quicker story.

Yeah, same. I wonder if they're just holding back until they get more data.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

quote:

McLaren's opening day of pre-season Formula 1 testing got off to a troubled start when its new car stopped with a Honda oil system issue after just one installation lap.

:aaaaa:

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
MCLRN

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
First they sack Ron, then Our Jenson leaves, then they paint the bloody thing bright orange to appease a load of autists and now it's pissing oil all over a Spanish garage.

Ron Is spinning in his grave.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

MCLRN HV SFFRD MCHNCL PRBLMS

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1:22 was the pole lap time for Barcelona in 2016, 1:26 was the fastest racing lap. Bottas currently 1.5 sec off last year's pole time.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Theophany posted:

1:22 was the pole lap time for Barcelona in 2016, 1:26 was the fastest racing lap. Bottas currently 1.5 sec off last year's pole time.

What a loser

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
What a fraud

This wasn't always on the Williams, right? It looks real dumb.

https://twitter.com/ScarbsTech/status/836148403914539008

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

keevo posted:

What a fraud

This wasn't always on the Williams, right? It looks real dumb.

https://twitter.com/ScarbsTech/status/836148403914539008

It appeared this morning according to Autosport. It looks daft

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Cars in gingerly going round the track and setting slow lap times because the whale tails and shark fins keep going wobbly shocker.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Thunderbirds creator Gary Anderson calling ZakLaren "shithouse":

"It's not good news for McLaren-Honda to be sat in the garage chasing some kind of oil system problem. The engines coming to this test should all be test-bench run and where the engine connects up to the system of the car should be bulletproof.
Using the excuse that this is testing and things will go wrong is rubbish because you only have eight days and you need to hit the ground running. Losing a big part of a day is time you will never recover, and by the time the McLaren runs again, most of its rivals will have built up a lot of mileage. We've seen a lot of finger problems for McLaren and Honda during the past few years, and maybe this is the same again. Not a good start to testing."

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
The new Haas doesn't look bad on the track, to be honest.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Pirate Radar posted:

The new Haas doesn't look bad on the track, to be honest.

You jinxed them :(

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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There is something hilarious about Red Bull's 'unlucky for some' launch and their car making GBS threads the bed straight away.

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

enri posted:

MCLRN HV SFFRD MCHNCL PRBLMS

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012

Thanks Ants posted:

The McLaren livery should just be a big vinyl wrap of Alonso's face
I agree.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

learnincurve posted:

You jinxed them :(

Aw, poo poo.

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
Let me go ahead and write the day 1 testing summary ahead of time

'Bottas leads the way, 3 tenths ahead of the Ferrari of Vettel. Bottas managed an impressive 93 laps today, running into no problems whatsoever. Sadly for Mclaren, they were only able to finish 8 laps, all of which appeared to be un-timed installation laps.'

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

AgentJotun posted:

Let me go ahead and write the day 1 testing summary ahead of time

'Bottas leads the way, 3 tenths ahead of the Ferrari of Vettel. Bottas managed an impressive 93 laps today, running into no problems whatsoever. Sadly for Mclaren, they were only able to finish 8 laps, all of which appeared to be un-timed installation laps.'

You can copy and paste that for all the other test days.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Brainwrong posted:

You can copy and paste that for all the other test days.

Nah the lap count is going to be wrong, 93 is far too low, unless of course that's just for the morning session.

Its only 3 hours in to testing, and already the Merc looks unstoppable :(

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

Looks like neither the Sauber nor the Haas have an S-duct. I guess we know who's coming in 9th and 10th in the WCC this year.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Phwoar looks like it's Ferraris year this year, can't wait to see Vettel back on the top step again #scud #thescudisgood #ferrariftw #epicfingerguy

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

To continue that theme:

quote:

Oh hello.

Sebastian Vettel's Ferrari has gone back to the top of the times with a lap of 1:22.791 on the medium tyre.

That is nearly four tenth faster than the Mercedes of Valtteri Bottas, who did his best time on the quicker soft compound.

from the BBC live feed page thingy

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Everything Alonso touches turns to poo poo, doesn't it?

Tired of winning championships? Hire Alonso.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


The engine wouldn't break in an all-orange car.

E: Especially hilarious that they did a full filming day without issue and hit problems literally the instant they began real testing. #BringBackRon

wicka fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Feb 27, 2017

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I called it. Expect reliability issues on this new design.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Instead of taking everything apart to chase the oil leak they're just swapping the engine out. Meanwhile I can confirm the Ferrari style fin and T-wing combo on the Williams and Haas

Merc out with a shark fin this afternoon as well

Tsaedje fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Feb 27, 2017

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


McLaren are still running with a floor that has no details whatsoever. What the gently caress are they hiding?

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008

wicka posted:

McLaren are still running with a floor that has no details whatsoever. What the gently caress are they hiding?

I'd say "design failure" but they seem to be showcasing that pretty well.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2017/02/...lona-spain-208/

That doesn't look right at all

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



Some kind of movable aerodynamic device?

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Massa P1, what a world.

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