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Me [26M] with my older woman friend [56F], incredibly awkward encounterquote:Throwaway because this is a sufficiently embarrassing incident that I find hard to even write about, let alone associate myself with. I've been unhealthily stewing over this for years and need some kind of release/acknowledgement from humanity. I mean why even try maintain contact with her after that? Sure the weirdo sex-crazed hippy might have overreacted, but she was within her rights to do so. A completely unrelated thread by him on a height related sub Do I belong here? quote:I'm 5'9+ when I get up in the morning, 5'8.5" after a strenuous day. About 170 lbs (not sure that matters). Do I belong here? I feel too tall for /r/short but a tad short for /r/AverageHeight.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:19 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 00:55 |
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This savage snarling mangy beast is going to bite me but I guess I shouldn't strike it
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:20 |
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Who bothers to check their height at the start and end of the day?
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:22 |
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chumbler posted:Who bothers to check their height at the start and end of the day? a person who feels the need to ask the reddit sorting hat how much of a manlet he is
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:23 |
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Fullhouse posted:a person who feels the need to ask the reddit sorting hat how much of a manlet he is Someone to awkward to live without constant anxiety.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:25 |
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Dogs aren't humans it's ok to hit them if you find it extremely necessary.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:29 |
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chumbler posted:Who bothers to check their height at the start and end of the day? Is that dude not hydrating all day while working in the sun or some poo poo? How do you lose half of an inch during a day? Does being vertical compact you that much?
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:31 |
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His posture sucks, guaranteed.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:32 |
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Friendly reminder that if you eat meat you can't talk about the ethics of hitting a dog
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:33 |
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Any dogs near me will receive a furious assault on their body, their heart, and their mind. I will call a dog a Bad Boy. I will deliver a succession of Stone Cold Stunners to any canine that strays within five feet of me. I will cuck a dog and make it watch.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:35 |
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but what if it was a pit bull?!?!?111Breetai posted:I will cuck a dog and make it watch. Reported as Morally Inept alt.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:35 |
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I hit a dog one time and guess what happened? It died a few years later because dogs don't live as long as humans because they are different on many levels.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:36 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Friendly reminder that if you eat meat you can't talk about the ethics of hitting a dog What if I eat dogs, but only dogs that are convicted by a jury of their peers of murder?
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:40 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Friendly reminder that if you eat meat you can't talk about the ethics of hitting a dog Is there some weird cow punching ranch I'm not aware of?
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:41 |
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Me [29/F] with my crush [17-18 M] in transition, not too sure about thisquote:Everyone I meet is either really old or really young. My best friend is 45 that's what I mean by the age gaps but we hardly notice the age differences since we're working people and not hard core partiers. Comments quote:How do the parents of the boy you live with feel about you preying on his friends? (I use preying because that is what they will think... and it is hella wrong) quote:Except I'm not the one preying they're the ones hitting on me. Like I said, I like younger men, not boys so I don't need your accusations nor your attitude. Thanks. Uh... this story wasn't what I was expecting from the title
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:41 |
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therobit posted:Are you in a dom/sub relationship with the dog? If so how can you be sure it is consensual? When around dogs I never wear suits, only my sweats and dick slinky.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:49 |
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me irl every minute of my life
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:51 |
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I fought the dog and the dog won.
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# ? Feb 27, 2017 23:54 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Never hit a dog, ever? Not a wild pack of family dogs out for blood? Not a dog with a knife tucked in its collar? Not a shaved lab with white power tattoos and metal teeth? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwyn_Heights,_Maryland_mayor%27s_residence_drug_raid
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:06 |
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Nazzadan posted:Me [29/F] with my crush [17-18 M] in transition, not too sure about this Oh mein gott Barudak posted:What if I eat dogs, but only dogs that are convicted by a jury of their peers of murder? Acceptable WampaLord posted:Is there some weird cow punching ranch I'm not aware of? Yes and you are missing out
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:07 |
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Nazzadan posted:Me [29/F] with my crush [17-18 M] in transition, not too sure about this I'm not doing anything and so all the people around me are 18!? How am I not gonna bone an 18 year old!?
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:08 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:me irl every minute of my life
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:10 |
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"I won't lie to you, Neo. Every single man or woman who has stood their ground, everyone who has fought a poorly trained dog has died. But where they have failed, you will succeed." "Why?" "I've seen a Golden Retriever punch through an Armani suit. Men have flailed their arms wildly and hit nothing but air. Yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be." "What are you trying to tell me, that I can punch puppies?" "No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:11 |
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Cow punching is an actual job description. One can be employed as a cowpuncher.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:11 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Cow punching is an actual job description. One can be employed as a cowpuncher. Yeah, but that's just another name for a boring regular cowboy.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:16 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Cow punching is an actual job description. One can be employed as a cowpuncher. Someone was credited as "special effects armorer" in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. That's my dream job right there.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:17 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Yeah, but that's just another name for a boring regular cowboy. Puts that Kid Rock in a bit of a different light
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:20 |
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My [23M] fiance chose porn over sex and I'm [23F] having a hard time getting over itquote:Let me preface this by saying that, due to our circumstances, we are in a long distance relationship. I have also had some negative experiences with birth control that made it so that I could not have sex in person but that's a separate issue, though I will touch on it again later.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:23 |
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Nobody in porn says "sexytimes" so I think homeboy made the right choice.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:37 |
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My odd friend [30F] has very recently met this guy [30?M] after a very long dry spell (some of it including some self induced celibacy time to accomplish....something) who she actually has some interest in. Right off the bat she tells me though how he's very old fashioned about sex, to the point of feeling like masturbation should only done sparingly. to me but hey I don't have to date the guy. They hang out some number of times and then as she tends to starts to wonder if they are "going too fast". Given they haven't done well anything I kinda laugh at her and tell her to stop being dramatic and try to fake acting like a normal person. Today mentions how she's so preoccupied trying to do this right, I tell to relax it will work out or it won't. Long as she doesn't do anything stupid like invite him to meet her family real soon, thinking back to that story of the guy who got ambushed on his first date. Joke's on me, he's already asked her to come meet his family next month! The next part well I'll just quote her: quote:I'm making a list of hurdles I think we should get through before decided to be a couple. Course my view of this broke down to: beep boop required achievements are completed, sex mini game is now available
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:47 |
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Nah, they have to grind a lot more before that minigame unlocks
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:49 |
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Grem posted:I hit a dog one time and guess what happened? It died a few years later because dogs don't live as long as humans because they are different on many levels. Murderer!
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:50 |
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VanSandman posted:Pick will testify if she's not too drunk on power that I am a dog fanatic. Aye, you love dogs. I also love dogs (probably less) but I don't know your PoV on this actually. I assume you'd at least agree that the girlfriend is a turdball. e: also, puppies... april?
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:50 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:me irl every minute of my life I think Something Awful can be more real than this world. All Wizard of Goatse does is click the post button here, but there, we have to watch Fido die.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:53 |
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WampaLord posted:Is there some weird cow punching ranch I'm not aware of? They often punch the cow in the forehead to stun it. But not with fists, so...
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:54 |
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I [17M] loving hate it here on this farm mom dragged me along to. I have a cousin [14M] who's a farm boy and I'm sick of him getting up to do his "chores" every morningquote:I hate it here for several reasons.
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:56 |
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Nazzadan posted:I [17M] loving hate it here on this farm mom dragged me along to. I have a cousin [14M] who's a farm boy and I'm sick of him getting up to do his "chores" every morning Farm gay, so what?
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 00:59 |
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Nazzadan posted:I [17M] loving hate it here on this farm mom dragged me along to. I have a cousin [14M] who's a farm boy and I'm sick of him getting up to do his "chores" every morning I think they just live there now, and I expect his posts to slowly change until "P.S. please if you get a chanse lik some posts on Algernons page in /r bak yard."
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:00 |
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Sounds like a coming of age film. He can't seem to find a girlfriend, but will he find...himself?
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# ? Feb 28, 2017 01:04 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 00:55 |
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Buddy! You don't find a single girl, you mess around with a girl who is dating someone, stirring up more drama because you're all bored. That's Country.
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