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Malachite_Dragon posted:If he made contact with the ground, technically he did crash What is a landing but a crash you fly away from?
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If the US totally goes to irreparable poo poo I hope Australia still has those lateral transfers.
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Sun Wu Kampf posted:Apparently someone went to the trouble of NJPing the Marine Corps dog multiple times Probably for pretty common Marine behavior too: - Traveling in packs. - Pissing in the yard, parking lot, sides of buildings. - Getting too aggressive during tug o war. - Staring at a finger when someone points. - Fighting over bitches. You know Marine poo poo! 
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Sun Wu Kampf posted:Apparently someone went to the trouble of NJPing the Marine Corps dog multiple times https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKTUoapRul8
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And this gentlemen, is why I never joined the marines...
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ASAPI posted:And this gentlemen, is why I never joined the marines... thanks for your story
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"Not career-damaging, but..." HA!
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Casimir Radon posted:If the US totally goes to irreparable poo poo I hope Australia still has those lateral transfers. It's an 18-24 month process. If you applied right now, you probably wouldn't see day 1 of your new Aussie unit until after christmas 2018.
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Godholio posted:They take it seriously. Think of how proud that NCO was when he found out he was going to 8th and I.
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Honestly I'd be pretty stoked if it meant I was going to be a professional dogsitter.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Think of how proud that NCO was when he found out he was going to 8th and I. i hear the hazing at 8th and i involves edge dressing and puckered anuses
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Booblord Zagats posted:He's right Link?
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I've been looking since I posted it and cannot find it. I hope I didn't just dream it, because I have pretty clear memory of it I'll be honest I feel I deserve to eat a 6 hour or two for this tremendous cock tease (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Booblord Zagats posted:I've been looking since I posted it and cannot find it. I hope I didn't just dream it, because I have pretty clear memory of it I distinctly remember the video in question, you're not insane.
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That's the beauty of it--it doesn't do anything!
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chitoryu12 posted:I just ate a Spanish ration. It was pretty lovely all things considered, but it's nice to know that the Spanish don't even trust their soldiers not to eat their matches. So I guess things are the same across the Atlantic. Been reading through the topic but I had to stop and  at this. I'm just mentally picturing a Joe hoovering the entire MRE with his mouth like a cartoon character, only to suddenly realize with horror that he swallowed the matches too."I ATE THE 
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Army trick to fight off mosquitoes is to suck the heads off matches. Placebo effect maybe but it worked for me in the field.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i hear the hazing at 8th and i involves edge dressing and puckered anuses nobody knows whats edge dressing is
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uhm it's the poo poo you buy to put on your dumb rear end shoes/boots on monday unless i'm missing a joke
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Google shoved a clickbait site that told me this. http://taskandpurpose.com/heres-ridiculous-story-behind-rock-something/ “We were designing the [flameless ration heater] directions and wanted to show an object to rest the heater on,” said Oleksyk, who recalled Pickard saying: “‘I don’t know. Let’s make it a rock or something.’ So we wrote ‘rock or something’ on the object, kind of as a joke.”
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Ceiling fan posted:Google shoved a clickbait site that told me this. https://inkfidel.com/products/military-veteran-stickers-rock-or-something-bumper-sticker
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:nobody knows whats edge dressing is  are you loving serious?
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Memento posted:It's an 18-24 month process. If you applied right now, you probably wouldn't see day 1 of your new Aussie unit until after christmas 2018. Any official link info you have, asking before Google quest
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In idiot news, I'm in a machine gun course and a training 7.62 round has gone missing. After saying it isn't that big a deal please turn it in, yelling at us, threatening room checks, saying it's not that big a deal please turn it in again they're setting up the old amnesty box this morning. They also said the last class may have lost it, so we are checking for a round that literally may not have been accounted from the start.
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UPDATE: There was no actual box they just had us enter through another classroom. Where there was no box.
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 @ amnesty boxesIn ~MY UNIT~ we'd arrest all day-to-day operations and progress until a missing item/round was found/accounted for...like a petulant child not wanting to brush its teeth before bed. After a maximum of three days of this pants-on-head mode of operation, during which totally non-collective-punishment was administered through an increase in dumb-as-gently caress duties, we'd slowly go back to regular business operations and pretend nothing was ever lost. You know, like a proper military unit 
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Mike-o posted:Even proer pros never join in the first place. Counterpoint: LOL @ paying for college
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Booblord Zagats posted:Counterpoint: LOL @ paying for college True. I guess you could say the best course of action is getting the most sham job in the Air Force or coast guard or something, only serve for the minimum amount of time and then get out to use GI Bill bennies.
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Mike-o posted:True. Alternatively, get something with a clearance even if you have no intention of ever using it again. Easier to get one again if you've already gotten one.
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redneck nazgul posted:Alternatively, get something with a clearance even if you have no intention of ever using it again. That's why I'm glad I had a clearance when I was in. Later on down the road if I'm willing to move not far from where I'm at now I could get a job that requires a clearance, guy gave me his card and said to call him if I ever move a little bit closer or if I'm willing to drive an hour and a half to get to work. That's without traffic though. But yeah it'd be an awesome loving job, he's apparently hurting for guys that had, do have, or are able to get a clearance.
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