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Data Graham posted:Yeah, white chocolate. No thanks, I'm not an rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 28, 2017 14:31
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 Sorry it's not chocolate related Also sorry it's a gif. Take any frame from it if you don't like moving pictures.
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Feb 28, 2017 14:33
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Railing Kill posted:The wine analogy is a good one. Hershey's is to the rest of chocolate what Boone's Farm is to wine. I think it's more like Night Train. The sort of chocolate you buy in desperation to get a s'mores fix. The sort of chocolate that you smash into your face on a park bench while women clutch their pearls.
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BrianBoitano posted:
David S Pine Trees just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Feb 28, 2017 14:35
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There's mass market chocolate like Ghirardelli, Godiva and Lindt that are quite good. They're more expensive, but they're in every grocery store.
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Feb 28, 2017 14:39
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Gromit posted:And dark chocolate is only enjoyed ironically by beret-lovers. 
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Feb 28, 2017 14:43
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Real fans smash a family-sized block of milk choc in one sitting. Re-sealable packs are for amateurs.
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Feb 28, 2017 14:48
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Dark chocolate is what happens when rich people decide something as simple and pleasant to eat as chocolate just isn't snobby enough and make it taste horrible just so they can look down on people who don't want to eat it.
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Feb 28, 2017 14:48
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Hirayuki posted:No reason you can't smash a family-sized block of good dark chocolate in one sitting instead. These are usually relabeled Callebaut which, nothing wrong with it, it's excellent, but you might find that all store-brand "imported from Belgium" ones taste the same for some reason.
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Feb 28, 2017 14:56
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Gorilla Salad posted:Dark chocolate is what happens when rich people decide something as simple and pleasant to eat as chocolate just isn't snobby enough and make it taste horrible just so they can look down on people who don't want to eat it. Just like IPAs
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Feb 28, 2017 14:57
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   (story) This helps me see why people are saying Hershey's is horrible   Bonus: chocolate sandwich! 
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Feb 28, 2017 15:01
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Once you get into the 90% range it's really more of a compressed bar of cocoa. About 60-70% is cool and good though.
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Feb 28, 2017 15:03
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Data Graham posted:Seriously guys, treat chocolate like wine. Say no more, I got u fam 
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Feb 28, 2017 15:12
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^^ That's a pro pun.
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Feb 28, 2017 15:15
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https://vimeo.com/18999606 It's slightly uncomfortable though
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Feb 28, 2017 15:17
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Kinder eggs taste like the kind of chocolate they have to include an awful toy (item) to get you to buy. Why is this even being discussed? Candy with a choking hazard.
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Feb 28, 2017 15:24
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BrianBoitano posted:Bonus: chocolate sandwich! Is an éclair a sandwich or a roll in this scenario?
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Feb 28, 2017 15:27
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Gorilla Salad posted:Is an éclair a sandwich or a roll in this scenario? It is a form of a dessert taco. 
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Feb 28, 2017 15:29
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I never knew tubgirl was a series.
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Feb 28, 2017 15:33
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:It is a form of a dessert taco. Actually, that in a waffle cone wouldn't be too bad for a special treat. EDIT: and, naturally it already exists: 
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Feb 28, 2017 15:40
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Gorilla Salad posted:Actually, that in a waffle cone wouldn't be too bad for a special treat. what rock have you been under that you dont know what a choco-taco is
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Feb 28, 2017 15:45
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I like milk chocolate better than dark chocolate because milk chocolate tastes better.
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Feb 28, 2017 15:53
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Those appear to be homemade bespoke choco tacos A real choco taco has nuts, as any patron of the arts would know
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Feb 28, 2017 15:53
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welcome 2 Clown Town posted:what rock have you been under that you dont know what a choco-taco is One approximately 13,000 kilometres away from places which make this stuff.
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Feb 28, 2017 15:55
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Treat chocolate like wine, have whatever the gently caress you want. No-one cares. E: obviously I care enough to post about it though.
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Feb 28, 2017 16:19
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Guys, stop posting all these pictures of delicious pizza
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Feb 28, 2017 16:24
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cakesmith handyman posted:Treat chocolate like wine, have whatever the gently caress you want. No-one cares. And best enjoyed at home, on your couch, surrounded by your 15 cats.
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Feb 28, 2017 16:31
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I hear from the crazy cat ladies at work that boxed wine actually tastes pretty good. Confirm/Deny?
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Feb 28, 2017 16:45
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Chocolate is loving disgusting.
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Feb 28, 2017 16:47
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Chocolate good
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Feb 28, 2017 16:50
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funmanguy posted:Chocolate good Some stay dry while others fear the pain
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Feb 28, 2017 16:51
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biracial bear for uncut posted:I hear from the crazy cat ladies at work that boxed wine actually tastes pretty good. Confirm/Deny? It's wine. So. It's good.
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Feb 28, 2017 17:00
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welcome 2 Clown Town posted:what rock have you been under that you dont know what a choco-taco is Northern Europe apparently.
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Feb 28, 2017 17:15
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xjohnson posted:Kinder eggs taste like the kind of chocolate they have to include an awful toy (item) to get you to buy. Why is this even being discussed? Kinder chocolate doesn't just come in egg form, just fyi.
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Feb 28, 2017 17:24
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Bueno.
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biracial bear for uncut posted:I hear from the crazy cat ladies at work that boxed wine actually tastes pretty good. Confirm/Deny? 'Tastes Good' is purely subjective for wine. The only way to find out is to try some. People tend to associate boxed wine with poor folks and winos because of its comparably low price/'quality', so it gets a bad rap. But - bottles are actually more expensive and less environmentally friendly then most boxed. And - more craft-style independent vintners are starting to get into the boxed game so you aren't always limited to the three or four standard labels if you're hitting a dedicated liquor store. If you ever go through a couple bottles of the foot- or kangaroo-wines in a week, I'd say it's worth checking out a boxed one. e: I will say it does lose a lot of the tactile enjoyment of bottled wine. Popping a bottle will always be more fun than pouring it out of what feels like a gatorade jug. Barbed Tongues has a new favorite as of 18:02 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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sassassin posted:When someone claims kinder chocolate is "divine" we can safely say American chocolate must be poo poo. Yeah I mean, kinder make decent chocolate adjecent snacks but I read this last night and am still reeling. Nobody should look down on what chocolate you choose to eat but you should at least try to get into the better higher cocoa stuff (I agree Lindt is not a bad start). The nice thing about good chocolate is that yes, it is more expensive but you can get really good stuff without that much money! I love the 'dark chocolate is for snobs' poo poo. Yeah some people take it too seriously like some do with coffee, wine and beer but c'mon, it's one of the more affordable luxuries. Also, each to their own (except hershey's lovers) edit: well, most chocolate over 88+ has to be seriously amazing to be worth eating on it's own. I have still only had maybe two 88% that were crazy good. At that end you're more likely to get the overwhelming bitter 'oh no what did I do'. edit2: oh no I thought this was anti-food porn thread a sec. Sorry funny pictures thread. NLJP has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Feb 28, 2017 |
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lol jsut lol if u dont cram chocolate in your rear end hole 24 hours a day
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CharlieWhiskey posted:Say no more, I got u fam Mixing this with root beer schnapps tastes exactly like a bandaid. Just in case anyone wants to give it a shot.
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